Said it before – I feel violent when I see her. Like I want to hurt something. Badly. And this “aw shucks” to camera expression is as bad as it gets. For those new to the site: Rossum is a euphemism for PUKE. Here’s Rossum at People’s Grammy kick off party last night, raping us with her holiday Rossum sugar in Christmas purple and that sickening goody goody smile. Full Story
More photos of Posh & Becks at Mel C’s gig last night. As you know, these two are like porn for me. And last night they certainly delivered a little. Look at the way he’s looking down at her. And holding her from behind. Hold me from behind!!! As always though, it’s Victoria who’s most entertaining. Full Story
Sweet Xenu – literally! Lisa Marie, if memory serves, drinks the Xenu Juice too, non? And from the looks of it, she also drinks something stronger. That is totally Vince Vaughn in Elvis’s female form. And Priscilla… WHAT THE FACK?? The Presleys were at the Food Bank for New York City last night giving back for the holidays. Full Story
He is wee but he is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. And SO gorgeous in Atonement. The entire movie in fact is gorgeous. The cinematography, the costumes – Keira’s costumes are divine – and of course the story. The story is beautifully told. Which is why Atonement will be an Oscar contender. Perhaps not for the performances, as the film doesn’t necessarily hinge on the performances (which are excellent but not meaty), but for the achievement. Full Story
But for her pink dress, from the expressions on their faces, you’d think it was a funeral. Keira Knightley and boyfriend Rupert at the LA premiere of Atonement last night – both looking smart, as they say in Britain, and morose. Rupert in particular is freakin’ me out. Freaks me out when he tries to smile, freaks me out when he doesn’t. Full Story
No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story
He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, Junior has actually found something to do. Full Story
Nothing lasts forever… These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs? As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. Full Story
Tom and KatE’s holiday card revealed! More on that later… And that little minx Hayden Panettiere surrounded herself with boys last night at the GQ Men of the Year event in LA. Next to my poor Rumey, naturally she was the man bait. Photos coming.
It’s Thursday, am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Brooke Shields. Many of your guesses have now become repeats. Might want to browse through the archives to refresh.
PPS. Cuba Gooding Jr is not a Condom-free Sleaze. Neither is Ethan Hawke who is definitely sleazy though I’ve no idea what his protection habits are, off or not.
Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story