Together again, inseparable, and PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 13:12:43 August 21, 2008 13:12:43

It’s hard to leave them alone when they’re just so damn cute…and super super PDA too! As I was the first to report earlier this week, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together and so so SO happy in Toronto. They’ve been sighted at local hangouts in town every night and day, hands linked, always smiling, beaming at each other – the flush of first love all over again. Full Story

Same place, same time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 11:37:22 August 21, 2008 11:37:22

For the first time in several years, former lovers Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson, Joey and Pacey, are in the same city at the same time. It means nothing. Though she may be tempted, in the deep reaches of her soul that have yet to be completely eradicated by Xenu, to see her old friend, Katie’s heart is not unlike Kay’s – frozen by splinters from the troll mirror in Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen, his personality cruelly transformed and entranced by the Snow Queen’s kiss, his memory paralysed, his loves forgotten, his family left behind. Full Story

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BBQ at The Brange’s!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 10:34:16 August 21, 2008 10:34:16

Rumour has it the Pitts are inviting their French neighbours over to the chateau for a backyard bbq in order to ingratiate themselves with the community. Supposedly they were advised by the town mayor – invite the local folks over, charm them with your children and your hospitality, and perhaps they will do as you request and leave you alone. Full Story

Chicken Fried Playdates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 09:00:15 August 21, 2008 09:00:15

Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:28:13 August 21, 2008 08:28:13

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:02:00 August 21, 2008 08:02:00

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story

Taupe Curtains on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:42:41 August 21, 2008 07:42:41

Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story

Her Michael Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:26:34 August 21, 2008 07:26:34

Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her surgeon too. Full Story

Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:19:00 August 21, 2008 07:19:00

Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her spotlight. Full Story

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August 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:10:55 August 21, 2008 07:10:55

Happy Birthday Joanna L with so much love from your sister Katie! To Maria P in Vancouver – Happy 35th Birthday from Fiona! Thanks so much for so many referrals! To Bob – Happy 30th! Am sorry about the 15 minutes Tina spends with me every day. Actually… I’m not. But thank you for sharing her. Full Story