Sports Illustrated – Vancouver Canada on the Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Sort of appropriate as today marks the two year countdown to Vancouver 2010! Sports Illustrated, the famed Swimsuit Edition, this year featuring Marissa Miller on the cover (she used to date Dale Earnhardt Jr), and Marissa is wearing a luxury sequined crocheted bikini bottom designed by VANCOUVER"s own Anna Kosturova Full Story

No Tranny for Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Love them together. Jessica Simson and Tony Romo returned to LA from Hawaii after the Pro Bowl yesterday. As you can see, Jess’s plane gear is super cute. And it has been a long, long, long time since the Tranny came out to play. Rather, Tony’s Jess is a softer Jess. And also much less skanky. Full Story

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Dita & AJ???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 11:24:57 February 12, 2008 11:24:57

Dita von Teese was reportedly snuggling with A.J. McLean at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party on Saturday night. Translation: Dita von Teese has been hired to get caught snuggling with A.J. McLean. After all, didn’t Backstreet’s new album suck the sh*t? Like Dita would ever, ever deal with AJ if she wasn’t getting paid for it. Full Story

Ebola Infects Her Own Brother!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Her virus does not discriminate! It will take down even her own family members! TMZ.com broke the story – Ebola Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron was arrested for DUI this morning at 8:30am in Malibu. Another Hilton attempts vehicular homicide. Brilliant. Barron Hilton is 18. If memory serves, the legal drinking age in the United States is 21. Full Story

Like KFed, Like Junior!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 10:33:10 February 12, 2008 10:33:10

This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago to get “candidly” papped but no outlets ran the pics, which is perhaps why Junior decided to follow his master KFed who modeled the same cut at fashion week (see attached). Full Story

The Dirtiest Face Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 09:58:22 February 12, 2008 09:58:22

Am sorry to say but Lindsay Lohan is officially ugly. And this isn’t calling someone ugly first thing on a Sunday, or when they’re wearing their glasses walking the dog with eye snot in the morning. This is Lindsay Lohan in a very cute outfit yesterday, shopping at Bristol Farms. She KNEW she was going to get photographed. Full Story

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Late Nights in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 09:30:09 February 12, 2008 09:30:09

A Kate Hudson update for those of you who can’t get enough of baby fever. Just to recap for the benefit of new readers: the bumpwatch obsessed are convinced she’s pregnant because she’s been wearing loose dresses and her face is fuller. Here’s Kate in London last night after dining at Nobu. Full Story

Gwyneth Converted?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 08:58:28 February 12, 2008 08:58:28

My Gwyneth has been spotted on several occasions at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC and for the first time yesterday, she was photographed leaving there with her children Apple and Moses. Moses is BIG! As you know, Gwynnie is Madonna’s BFF. And Madge Esther is Kabs’s most vociferous supporter. Full Story

Douchebag Hates Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 08:31:03 February 12, 2008 08:31:03

Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip Full Story

The Prude & The Harlot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 07:39:27 February 12, 2008 07:39:27

The Other Boleyn Girl is due out in 2 weeks – new issue of W Magazine features Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson on the cover quivering your loins. Both of them together? I totally would. During the interview, Scarjo and Nat address their public images – Natalie is the “prude”, and Scarlett is the self-proclaimed “harlot” who has been publicly criticised for saying in the past that she doesn’t believe “humans are monogamous by nature”. Full Story

February 12, 2008 - Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Congratulations to Jen who welcomed new baby Alicia the other day! To darling Roberto…when work gets you down, think of what Celine Dion would say. Add let a little cheesy inspiration into your life. Chin up and chest thumps, honey! Feel better! For Riza – happy 31st and all the best to you and Raphael! Dear Elizabeth in Chicago – congratulations on your engagement, and thank you so much for your smutty support. Full Story