Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:16:15 March 24, 2008 06:16:15

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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Shopping with Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:08:38 March 24, 2008 06:08:38

Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story

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But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:00:00 March 24, 2008 06:00:00

And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is. Full Story

March 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 05:56:57 March 24, 2008 05:56:57

Congratulations to Caitlin K who gave me up for Lent. Now you’ll have to catch up…you missed a lot! Promise you’ll brush up? Happy Belated 34th to Dana C! I hear you’re “a bit pregnant” and might not be able to venture out to the Juno party. We will miss you. To Jessica C who is celebrating her 29th today – Happy Birthday! Your very own law firm? Am impressed – congratulations! To Amy who turned 28 on Friday – hope you enjoyed a wonderful weekend. Full Story

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Long weekend at last! Am posting a few articles here and there and am updating the Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List sponsored by GREEK every day but blogging returns to normal on Monday.

Things to look for next week – a new riddle, a HUGE Juno Swag Bag giveaway, the gossip party in Calgary, Alice + Olivia is designing shoes at PayLess…did you know? There just might be something for you. And of course, smut always rages on a long weekend.

Hope you’re enjoying it!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Bai Ling is Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 14:43:19 March 21, 2008 14:43:19

A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story

Long Weekend Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:11:00 March 21, 2008 11:11:00

Stop the hotness…it’s hurting me. Tom Brady in New York – picking up mail for Gisele and working on his cardio. Why isn’t he on the Freebie Five??? Oh that’s right. He plays for New England. I love the Dolphins. Still… QB1 is perfect. Perfect. The dimpled chin, the nose – I love his nose – an eternally boyish face, and his gait. Full Story

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Bitter Music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:07:00 March 21, 2008 11:07:00

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine Full Story

Ultimate Gay Fantasy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:04:00 March 21, 2008 11:04:00

Mass homo swooning… can you imagine? Now all I can imagine is the two of them making out. Throw in a little Neil Patrick Harris and hot dog Doogie – instant YouPorn threesome sensation. Anderson Cooper interviewed David Beckham for 60 Minutes. Click here Full Story

White Man’s Overbite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:01:24 March 21, 2008 11:01:24

What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. Full Story

Ferg Not Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 10:58:00 March 21, 2008 10:58:00

Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Full Story