Late on the Bandwagon

September 13, 2007 15:11:00 Posted at September 13, 2007 15:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mark Ruffalo –I apologise for sucking. For being late on the bandwagon. For taking so long to figure it out. But now that I have… I love him. He is divine. One of the most engaging, most endearing, loveliest celebrities out there, maybe because fame came late. Maybe because he was allowed to be an actor instead of a star like George Clooney, who told my colleague Ben Mulroney that if he had hit it big before his 30s, he would be shooting crack into his head. Full Story

Falling Short

September 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one of the few downsides of the job and while the snark is occasionally balanced by super love and adoration, when your fantasies about someone turn out to be just that – just fantasies – it absolutely crushes you. Such is the case with Joaquin Phoenix. I am sad. I loved him after Walk the Line. Full Story

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You know the TIFF Toll has taken over when you’re walking around with a permanent hangover and no amount of foundation can conceal the dark circles.

Still… I wake up this morning after 3 hours of sleep a changed woman – Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. It’s a cliché but it’s also a legend. And if you’ve seen the tape, you know exactly what I mean.

Colin Farrell is unbelievable. At this point it’s not want…it is full on f&cking need.

Chanel party, then InStyle party, then drinks with the girls, then the Canadian Idol wrap party – it was a long night and the rains came as the skies shed massive infected tears with the return of Hollywood Ebola to our fair city. Details below.

Am posting on the fly per usual between shoots and the Rachel McAdams red carpet tonight for Married Life followed by the party for Weirdsville with Scott Speedman. Check back often for the TIFF Swag Giveaway to be posted later today.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Joaquin Phoenix has arrived

PPS. The Unfunny Douche Unfunny Douche is not Jim Carrey. Jim is not gay. Jim is not green.

PPPS. Am hungover with swollen eyelids and half asleep. Please please please forgive typos?

Joaquin at the Window

September 12, 2007 13:32:57 Posted at September 12, 2007 13:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am in my room at the Intercon looking out the window. There’s a terrace one floor below. Jaoquin Poenix and Mark Ruffalo – I can almost touch them. Like literally open the window and speak without raising my voice and he could hear me. Should I ask him why he’s so bloated and tell him that he looks rough? Truthfully though, even still, he’s still pretty f*&in’ sexy. Full Story

The Girl in the Elevator

September 12, 2007 13:07:26 Posted at September 12, 2007 13:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Waited at the elevator beside Kate Bosworth yesterday at the Intercon. She was on junket assignment for her new film The Girl in the Park with Sigourney Weaver. She is taller than most, though not as tall as you might think, and sooooper thin. Especially her legs. Too bony, not attractive. Her face however is total gorgessity. Full Story

Front Row ConcreteTits

September 12, 2007 12:50:31 Posted at September 12, 2007 12:50:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between Fashion Week and TIFF, many celebrities are jetting back and forth from NYC to Toronto. In Victoria Beckham’s case it’s from the west coast…LA to New York to prop her concrete tits in the front row at a series of shows including Marc Jacobs and Oscar de la Renta. Off topic for a sec – what do you think of Marc’s backward heel? Back to Posh. Full Story

Little Sci in Toronto?

September 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

eTalk is following up on an exclusive tip that the GMD is in town. Will keep you posted but can you imagine??? Little Sci at TIFF? Please note however that if you are in Toronto, the GMD usually travels in a fleet of vehicles… paranoia will do that to you. Full Story

The “IT” Lounge – Exclusive Giveaway!!!

September 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina received them and donated theirs to charity, and Ryan Gosling slopped by the IT Lounge too with his mom and sister…photo attached. As I’ve said, my swag is your swag. Am too swamped to type out every item in one huge swag bag from the NKPR “IT” Lounge visited by celebrities at TIFF. Full Story


September 12, 2007 08:28:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in Ashlee getting thrown up against a wall. Full Story

One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

The New #1

September 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Freebie Five is f&cked. There’s a bug, they can’t get it to update the way I want it to. Soon it will be fixed and when it is… Colin Farrell will occupy the #1 spot. Above Becks, above them all, Colin Farrell is pure sex. Even more in person. Last night, the Chanel party for his new movie Cassandra’s Dream starring Ewan McGregor and Woody Allen - it was a nice day in Toronto Tuesday. Full Story