Sponsored Smut: GREEK!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 10:22:00 March 20, 2008 10:22:00

Heads-up to you guys in the States - GREEK Season Two begins on ABC Family next Monday March 24th and the main characters are rebounding after heartbreak. To celebrate the return of the frat boys and sorority girls, and the love drama that characterises their existence, we’re counting down the 5 Smuttiest Break-Ups on a dedicated page. Full Story

Granny Freeze to LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 09:42:05 March 20, 2008 09:42:05

Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:37:00 March 20, 2008 08:37:00

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

Ferg Preg in Houston?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:14:00 March 20, 2008 08:14:00

New photos emerged emerged yesterday of Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel leaving a Japanese restaurant with the Ferg showing off what appeared to be a bit of a bump. In combination with the bloatface, many are suspecting that she’s joined every other woman in Hollywood in the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. Full Story

The Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 07:40:50 March 20, 2008 07:40:50

People is threatening with law suits so if you want to see the cover shot of Jennifer Lopez with her twins, head to People.com. Have just finished perusing the pages and the photos – are they worth $6 million? Well... it’s an obscene amount of money, so no. Full Story

Would You Be Jealous?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:59:00 March 20, 2008 06:59:00

Last night in New York – the premiere of The Tudors Season 2. Wanna play “make a story”? The tabloids do it all the time, simply by looking at photos and conjuring smut from just one frame. In this case, several suggestive frames. Have a look… Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his ubiquitous medicated freaky eyes with long time girlfriend Reena Hammer. Full Story

Nicole Richie: solo night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:44:00 March 20, 2008 06:44:00

Joel Madden is heading off on tour for a month with Good Charlotte – a tour that has officially been infected by Ebola. Not good. While Ebola Paris is accompanying Joel’s brother, Nicole Richie is staying behind with Harlow. She ventured out yesterday to run a few errands and stepped out again at night for a screening hosted by Prada for a short film called Trembled Blossoms… Black dress, the hair, her skin – amazing. Full Story

March 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:41:16 March 20, 2008 06:41:16

To Beth – Happy 25th birthday tomorrow! Hope you’re still visiting my site when you’re a proper lawyer. Happy Birthday Jaye C – the most caring, intelligent, and viciously loyal best friend…love Kathryn. I know it’s so overplayed but seriously… 30 is the best. Full Story

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

As you know by now, the CW is planning to launch a 90210 spin-off. Script details are now available, focusing around the “Mills” family, newly installed in Beverly Hills from St Louis, with two 16 year old children – a son and daughter, of course – and the Silvers, also a son and a daughter who happens to be the only Jewish girl in school with a black boyfriend.

Yes, gossips…

On the new 90210… There will be colour. Shocking!

For more information on the descendents of the Walshes, click here.

Brenda forever!

Wednesday – posting all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jordin Sparks is not the Wrong Nightmare. Jordin is SO much sweeter but unfortunately hasn’t ruled the charts in quite the same way. Yet.

PPS. Is it lame that Dylan, even in bad 90s clothing, still looks hot to me?

PPPS. Did you miss the Leatherheads contest? Scroll down for more details!

Counting Down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 15:17:00 March 19, 2008 15:17:00

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! In just 12 hours… can you stand it? Can you stand it? Can you stand it? Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins! JLo! JLo! JLo! JLo! JLo! Are you annoyed??? Well don’t blame me. Blame People.com Full Story

Ferg Preg?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:20:00 March 19, 2008 13:20:00

Here we go… my favourite. Baby bump fever! Ugh. INF Daily has the exclusives, Fergie and Josh Duhamel leaving a sushi restaurant last night and there appears to be a bulge. And a bloated face to go with it. Not that that’s a new thing… Needless to say, the pregnancy obsessed are flapping their hands – it’s, like, the most fertile year in the history of… ever! Josh as you can see is getting ready for his post-dinner ciggie. Full Story