September 12, 2007 08:28:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in Ashlee getting thrown up against a wall. Full Story

One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

The New #1

September 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Freebie Five is f&cked. There’s a bug, they can’t get it to update the way I want it to. Soon it will be fixed and when it is… Colin Farrell will occupy the #1 spot. Above Becks, above them all, Colin Farrell is pure sex. Even more in person. Last night, the Chanel party for his new movie Cassandra’s Dream starring Ewan McGregor and Woody Allen - it was a nice day in Toronto Tuesday. Full Story

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Chicken fried excuses… over and over again it’s chicken fried excuses from Britney Spears when the plain truth of the matter is that she is just straight up lazy. And while the remaining members of her camp are scrambling to find ways to garner sympathy for someone who disappoints at every turn, more details from Sunday night are emerging that confirm it – all the elements were there, all she had to do was run with it, all she had to do was want it badly enough.

Clearly she didn’t. And clearly it’s up to her vadgey to distract us from what happened. Again she stepped out with her undies. Again she wasn’t wearing panties. Only one day after Sarah Silverman alluded to her privates and offered an impressively similar imitation, bald Britney’s bits made an appearance for the cameras in Vegas.

At this point…is it beyond?

Last night at TIFF – Keira, Jude, and yes…Ryan Gosling. Details to follow and that douche Charlize Theron…will explain.

Blogging between 2 shoots with eTalk throughout the day, covering a premiere tonight and then… a party. Colin Farrell. What to wear? Am thinking white. Am worried self restraint will go out the window. Am unable to stop thinking of the video. You know the video. Will keep you posted.

Yours in gossip,


Ryan in Houndstooth

September 11, 2007 12:41:45 Posted at September 11, 2007 12:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know the suit looks kinda goofy in photos but in person…it was cool. He was cool. The other dudes on the press line were like – man, that’s a kick ass suit. And as always, he was chill. In a good mood at the premiere of Lars and the Real Girl last night, walking the carpet with his mother and sister. Full Story

Dandy at the Festival

September 11, 2007 12:03:41 Posted at September 11, 2007 12:03:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude Law last night at the TIFF premiere of Sleuth. Dapper dandy was surprisingly in fine spirits considering the little pap incident he had last week. Stopped to talk to everyone, even a little flirty at times, and trademark Jude style – skinny tie, skinny pants, very tan, and prettier than every woman in the theatre. Full Story

Unfunny Douche

September 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For a refresher on blind riddle protocol, please click here under #4. Primadonna bitch is shooting a movie in Toronto and amazing people with his demands. First he refused to be driven in a limo to the set an hour away and demanded to be helicoptered there instead by his production company. Full Story

A Better Eggplant

September 11, 2007 08:26:22 Posted at September 11, 2007 08:26:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unlike the rest of the free world, was not a fan of Keira Knightley’s eggplant creation at the Oscars two years ago. Dark and severe and old… much too old for a gamine 20 year old creature plucky enough to play Lizzie Bennett with aplomb. Last night at the TIFF premiere of Atonement however was eggplant perfectly presented. Full Story

Brangelunatic and a Baby

September 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promised yesterday to tell you about the crazy near-riot situation on Saturday night in Toronto brought on by the deranged Brangelunatics. Following the premiere of the Assassination of Jesse James, Brad and Angelina were supposed to head over to Amber for the private after party. It’s late, around 11 or so. Full Story

Festival Douche

September 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost everyone is on their best behaviour at a film festival. Not only because the international media lurks around every corner but also because one of the main objectives at a film festival, especially for smaller budget projects, is to buy and sell. Such is the case for Battle in Seattle, Stuart Townsend’s directorial debut – the passion project on which he has toiled for 5 years. Full Story


September 11, 2007 06:46:58 Posted at September 11, 2007 06:46:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sharon Osbourne is without a doubt a crazy bitch. But as loopy as she is, Sharon Osbourne at least knows her limits. At least when it comes to her children. The reality show f&cked them up. Both Kelly and Jack had rumoured addiction issues, both sought treatment right away and Sharon has acknowledged as much. Full Story