April 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2008 04:20:23 April 14, 2008 04:20:23

Am even more disorganised than usual so if I’ve missed a shout-out request, please know I’m sorry and please do re-send. A thousand apologies! Happy belated Birthday Nancy! Thanks so much for reading my smut for so long and for pimping it to your friends! Have heard that last year was tough but have also heard you were a rock. Full Story

Friday, April 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Is it sad how giddy I was last night over the return of 30 Rock and The Office? Now if there was a show about being “friends” with Tina Fey, I’d be lining up overnight to audition. Why isn’t Tina Fey going to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

Oh right. Because that sack of useless skank Pamela Anderson can make a more meaningful contribution there. WTF???

It’s Friday – am moving this weekend so while you’re out having fun, think of me ass deep in dust and boxes.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Kristen Bell is not cranky. Also not Maggie Gyllenhaal.

PPS. I have Calgary withdrawal.

Sarah Summers in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 09:42:00 April 11, 2008 09:42:00

Sarah Larson has just signed a new modeling contract – at 28 years old, it’s a rare accomplishment. She strutted down the catwalk the other day in Vegas for a charity fashion show and was asked by reporters about how she met George Clooney, how long they’ve known each other, and what she has planned next. Full Story

The Perfect Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 09:09:37 April 11, 2008 09:09:37

Remember that discussion topic from a few weeks back? Click here for a refresher. On chick lit and chick flicks and their brain-numbing effects? Those who argued in favour of chick flit contended that you need something “light”. Full Story

Actors Required for Infection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:26:00 April 11, 2008 08:26:00

Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called to expose themselves to her infection to pretend to want to be friends with that filthy whore virus. Full Story

Cam on the Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:16:14 April 11, 2008 08:16:14

Damn. Cammie D is kickin’ it into high gear leading up to heavy promo for What Happens in Vegas and showing off a body that is supposedly entertaining Gerard Butler these days, although he insists it’s not true. Whatever. My sources say they’re all about private karaoke…together. Full Story

Courtside Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:12:41 April 11, 2008 08:12:41

David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and works every time! As usual, Becks is hot. Full Story

April 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2008 08:08:56 April 11, 2008 08:08:56

Happy 30th Julie B in Stratford! I’ve heard about your smut and martini nights with Chris and Pam and Julie M. Hopefully you’ll all be able to get together for another one soon. Happy 30th Jane R of Ottawa! Love that you’re not accepting gifts at the party tomorrow. Love that you’re only accepting food bank donations. Full Story

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Site issues from yesterday should be all sorted out – sorry it was such a drag. Smut is fully functional today but update your bookmarks!

It’s Spring… love is in the air. New love, old love, fake love.

Thursday – am online all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Natalie Portman is not taking coke for the pain.

PPS. Christina Ricci is not cranky.

When Bad Hair…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 13:34:00 April 10, 2008 13:34:00

Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday at the FilmAid International Power of Film Gala last night in New York with locks that belong on a head to toe denim-clad chainsmoking gravel voiced hick from a bumf&ck small town with missing teeth minding a corner store alongside a husband who might be her brother. Full Story

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