Hello & the George Clone

September 6, 2007 04:44:01 Posted at September 6, 2007 04:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of Hello Canada includes photos of George Clooney flaunting his new romance in Venice. Her name is Sarah Larson. She is 28. A model. Of course. Call me Cruise but she looks exactly the same as the others – Krista Allen, Lisa Snowdon… is it just me? Apparently Sarah and George have been inseparable, spending weeks together at his Italian villa and now touring the festival circuit. Full Story

The Lifetime in Venice

September 6, 2007 04:20:27 Posted at September 6, 2007 04:20:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue shades, always a little signature flair, always humble to his fans, always always always Johnny… Try to hold it together, will you? source Full Story

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto for 2 weeks on assignment for eTalk during the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF). Will be posting between shoots and also throughout the weekend during TIFF only so check back often. It’s a stellar year – Brad, George, Cate, Reese, Keira, Jake, and the list goes on. All the smutty details – can’t wait!

And is Amy Winehouse no longer Sad Smut? Her performance last night at the Mercury Awards was indeed stirring. But… she’s still married to him, isn’t she?

More ManFlare today and fierce stars at 40. Brad, Madge, Elle…and Halle puts the Celebrity Baby Theory to the test!

Wednesday, blogging all day, and all traffic problems should now be fixed! Please let me know if they persist? Site should be running much faster.

Yours in gossip,


Autumn in New York

September 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not officially but I know I"m ready for Fall when I"m tired of my summer clothes...do you get that way? I digress. About Mischa...she appears to have given up Los Angeles. She is shooting in NYC, she has not been seen on the scene in Hollywood for ages, and she has deliberately tried to distance herself from the Slut Brigade over the last few months in an attempt to work on her acting career. Full Story

Full On Tongue

September 5, 2007 08:52:25 Posted at September 5, 2007 08:52:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore, like her BFF Cammie D, is playing the field hard this summer. Spike Jonze, Zach Braff, now the dude in the Mac commercials…his name is Justin Long Click here to see them givin’er in a crowded restaurant the other night. Full Story

40 Fierce: Madge

September 5, 2007 08:09:41 Posted at September 5, 2007 08:09:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London – it isn’t the best she’s ever looked but underneath that dress is the body of a 20 year old. And remember...she is 49.  49!!! Madonna presented an award and also made up with another Queen – Elton John, that is. They’ve been rowing for a while now – he was menopausal, decided to rail on her vocals. Full Story

40 Fierce: Demi Moore

September 5, 2007 07:53:18 Posted at September 5, 2007 07:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nearly 20 years older, Demi has fewer lines on her neck than Britney Spears. And while she may have had some work done, that’s just good genes. Same genes my Rumer has inherited… Check out Demi looking gorgeous at the Van Cleef & Arpels event in NYC last night. Bitch turns 45 in a couple of months. Full Story

MJ Loves LC

September 5, 2007 07:37:41 Posted at September 5, 2007 07:37:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job Heidi won’t be modelling during NYC Fashion Week this year. And the runway during LA fashion week so doesn’t count. Word is, Lauren Conrad will be walking for Marc Jacobs at his show – a huge honour indeed. Lauren of course is launching her own fashion label. She wore her own design to the Teen Choice Awards last week … you likey? I’m indifferent. Full Story

Dandy tries to Man-up

September 5, 2007 07:06:06 Posted at September 5, 2007 07:06:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the sh-t out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the paparazzo is claiming that his camera was still in his bag and that Jude called him a pedophile before trying to wrest the man’s camera away from him. Full Story

Guarding Against Infection:my hometown hates Ebola

September 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was born in Toronto. My heart bleeds Maple Leafs blue and white. But today I love Toronto for another reason. I love my hometown because my hometown hates Hollywood Ebola! So Paris Hilton has arrived in Toronto to start shooting some lame ass musical. Full Story

Daring and Defiant

September 5, 2007 06:32:10 Posted at September 5, 2007 06:32:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of you seem convinced she has an eating disorder. And when the Daily Mail suggested that her thinness contributed to the death of a young girl who died of starvation, Keira Knightley fought back, suing the paper and winning in court, refusing to apologise for her body, insisting she eats, insisting she is healthy, and growing more and more irritated by accusations otherwise. Full Story