The Naked Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:39:41 October 31, 2008 07:39:41

When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’m sorry. I know. It’s a bad example and not good for the children but … this sh-t makes my life. Full Story

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Madonna sneaking around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:17:00 October 31, 2008 07:17:00

This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. Full Story

October 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:11:00 October 31, 2008 07:11:00

To Kellie S – Happy 46th Birthday on Sunday! It’s a lucky day, non? Congratulations to Erin in Calgary – getting called to your second Bar! Kim, Tami, Sara, and Christina are thinking of you fondly and are so very proud! Happy B-day Briony! 29 is NOT old.  Full Story

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Tonight. Vancouver. Touched for the very first time.

My main ‘mo Darren and I have been flapping about this for weeks. And we are not alone. They are coming from far and wide…

See you there?

Daniel Craig loves Satsuki Mitchell. Like really, really loves her. More on that below.

It’s Thursday – am blogging til Madonna.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Body Over Baby is not Marcia Cross.
PPS. Kate Hudson is not a warring bitch. Neither is Kristin Bell, even though she totally could be.

Edward likes models

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 14:23:11 October 30, 2008 14:23:11

It’s always a Brazilian model, non? Oh those Twilight super fans. Those message board moms have been wailing into their keyboards lately. Because Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Edward Cullen. And “dazzling” Edward Cullen, in the books, who could have any girl he wants, fell in love with someone regular. Full Story

Reading Granny’s Diary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 12:28:32 October 30, 2008 12:28:32

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

Ordinary Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 10:57:06 October 30, 2008 10:57:06

I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? They were dropped off in one at Heathrow. Full Story

Courteney Cougar Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:50:43 October 30, 2008 09:50:43

She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:12:26 October 30, 2008 09:12:26

CoCo > Kardashian (Dlisted)

Supermodel Milk Maid (Hollywood Tuna)

Disney GayFace in the shower (Just Jared)

Christian Bale. That’s all. (Pop Sugar)

Becks can’t help himself (IDLYITW)

Halloween costume idea: Asian rub’n’tug whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Russell Brand loyalty (Holy Moly)

Like he has a choice? (INO)

The Beckhams… superheroes??? (Cele|bitchy)

Oh Katie… oh no… (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Chicken Fried Workout with Mama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 08:16:32 October 30, 2008 08:16:32

A new Britney workout video with her trainer and also with her mother. The same mother who just published a book, profiting from the trials and tribulations of both her daughters. Yay for child stardom! But this goes back to what Duana said last week: Because she knows how.  Full Story