Spanx and stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 06:52:38 January 13, 2009 06:52:38

First official outing for Naomi Watts since the birth of her second son Samuel Kai exactly a month ago today. Naomi and Liev Schreiber attended the Defiance screening in New York last night. Assisted by a striped dress over – assuming – a pair of spanx, Naomi looked as though she was never pregnant at all. Full Story

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

What else is there to talk about? The Globes of course! A double win for Kate Winslet…but will she even make it to the Oscars?

Oh God – who’s the other one?

Oh no she didn’t. Oh yes she did.

She forgot the Jolie.

Will they spare her? Will the Brange have mercy?

This is why we love the Globes, right? Full Globes wrap-up is below, most recent articles will appear closer to the top, early articles near the bottom so if you want to read in sequence you’ll have to scroll down, click “view more articles”, and start from there.

But first…about Gran Torino. As I keep repeating: never, ever count out Clint Eastwood. He owned the box office this weekend delivering a knock-out punch to Bride Wars so he’ll be surging towards an Oscar nomination, look out.


Um… like… Gran Torino sucked. Total balls. And it’s Clint Eastwood, you know? And the critics, on Rotten Tomatoes it scored 75%. So it was inconceivable, when we went on Saturday, that we’d leave the theatre, all four of us, looking at each other asking ourselves: did we miss something? Maybe we’re not evolved enough to get it. We must not be evolved enough to get it. Because, though predictable, the story was alright, the script could have worked…just the acting, oh la the acting. There is better acting on The Hills. For reals. My husband was still laughing, laughed himself to sleep over the utter sh-tassness of it that night.

Apparently critics are afraid of Clint Eastwood too…?

Monday – it was a busy, busy, BUSY weekend. Globes first, then more smut…

Yours in gossip,


Don’t hide your love!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 13:51:01 January 12, 2009 13:51:01

It’s Turtle and his girl this weekend in Hollywood pretending to be all shy and sh-t for the paps. Why??? Here are Jerry Ferrara and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at Madeo the other night. Jerry of course attended the Globes with his boys on Sunday. They went home empty handed. And deservedly so. This season was balls. Full Story

Globes Best: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 13:12:16 January 12, 2009 13:12:16

One more! There were so many articles today, this one was skipped. Anyway… The dress, it’s Lanvin. I’m not a chanter but I would chant for this dress. One shoulders and the bad fengshui-ness of the imbalance usually scares me but this dress, this dress is my entire life. Check out my Maggie, chic as sh-t, in the best of the evening. Full Story

Manslinger back to athletes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 12:27:00 January 12, 2009 12:27:00

I tingled to this article earlier about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. Ew. Like I said with Madonna, there’s nothing about that whiny bitch that says he must be mounted. Adam Scott on the other hand… Oh la. Full Story

The wedding I would crash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 12:00:15 January 12, 2009 12:00:15

Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Full Story

Take a break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 11:43:00 January 12, 2009 11:43:00

Awards shows are exhausting. Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the covers. Be back in a flash…but in the meantime, just in case this was lost in the Globes drama, Neil Patrick Harrison on SNL. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 11:13:08 January 12, 2009 11:13:08

Cameron Diaz is in danger too! (Dlisted)

Nicole still has her mommy boobs (Hollywood Tuna)

SnapFace when she’s airbrushed (Just Jared)

What Brody looks for in a girl (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A closer look at Katie’s party dress (Pop Sugar)

Lilo the model (Popoholic)

Look out Miley, here comes Lourdes! (ICYDK)

Remember when he taught Porny how to 69? (A Socialite's Life)

Manslinger and… ARod??? (INO)

On what planet is she fat? (Cele|bitchy)

Globes Worst: Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 10:52:18 January 12, 2009 10:52:18

A major event red carpet can be a great equaliser. Without the false hype generated by a calculated single-focus strategy on behalf of one star, awards shows like the Globes separate the top from the bottom. The true celebrities from the pretenders. And this is Megan Fox. On a night when the Brange ruled, as they always do when they are present, when the GMD reclaimed some of his former glory, when Kate Winslet took home double, when Drew and Cam and Pene and Salma played the girly show, Megan Fox was put in her place proving once and for all that her existence is entirely superfluous. Full Story

Globes Best: Colin Farrell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 10:39:40 January 12, 2009 10:39:40

Hemisphere. Like, please. Who would have thought the word hemisphere would set off such loin rubbing fury across the universe? It was a great surprise for Colin Farrell last night. And still he spoke so eloquently, so spontaneously. Hot AND articulate. How can this not bring the quiver? Also – a man who can have a laugh at his own expense. Full Story