Friday, August 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more importantly, directly challenging the other studios in the process – notably Paramount Dreamworks and the Transformers Sequel which looks like it finally has some competition for the overall box office.

Harry vs Optimus, love, love.

So Michael Phelps didn’t need me after all. But will he tonight? My baby looks tired.


Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


Rossum for the Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 11:07:55 August 15, 2008 11:07:55

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

Forgive Him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:42:29 August 15, 2008 08:42:29

Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways".  Full Story

All Smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:29:43 August 15, 2008 08:29:43

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:54:17 August 15, 2008 07:54:17

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

Apple Friends and Enemies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:33:44 August 15, 2008 07:33:44

A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton who showed up with a push up bra and exposing her nasty ass extensions. Full Story

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The Essence of Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:23:00 August 15, 2008 07:23:00

My husband and I, we were long distance for the first 3 months. Then I packed up my things, gave up my job and my life, to move across the country from Toronto to Vancouver. I was That Girl. Those first days, on the phone, it was all about sleepless nights, that awful rush in the pit of your stomach, and sharing Radiohead when hearing each other breathe on the other line wasn’t possible. Full Story

Ellen’s Weekend Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:14:00 August 15, 2008 07:14:00

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story