Everyone’s an Ingrate

August 31, 2007 09:21:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Christensen – not the first time I’ve heard he hates his teen beat pin-up status. Poor Hayden. Being famous and all, with a career supported by female fans willing to throw money at anything he puts out there no matter how sh-t it is – at times it’s really too much, you know? At times it really sucks to be Hayden Christensen. Full Story

A Classic in White

August 31, 2007 08:47:04 Posted at August 31, 2007 08:47:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney arriving in Venice for the film festival. His latest Michael Clayton will premiere there and will be screened again at TIFF which means all three – George, Brad, and Matt will be coming to the festival. With all of their projects showing within a day of each other, there is a strong possibility both George and Brad will stay til Sunday the 9th the attend the One x One Event, hosted for a 2nd year in a row by Matt. Full Story

Cut Regret

August 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it well. Hair cut disaster, hair cut regret, hating yourself in the mirror for months until it grows back…this is Diane Lane. Look at her expression. She can’t be happy about this. Because this is f&cking horrendous. Here’s Diane at the premiere of Fierce People in LA the other night far below her potential. Full Story

An Auspicious Beginning

August 31, 2007 07:49:57 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:49:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller’s Twenty8Twelve launched yesterday in London. Being that it’s a fashion line, how impressive to see that Sienna looked like she couldn’t be bothered last night at the launch party. Shlumpy hair, shlumpy outfit, and of course instead of abstaining just one night, just to get her business – a business! – off to an auspicious start, Sienna could not resist getting blitzed with her new bff Rhys Ifans. Full Story

Dating a Douche

August 31, 2007 07:34:26 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:34:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase is over, and as is often the case when dating al narcissistic whiney bitches, their life has become completely about him – what he wants to do, who he wants to see, and what he wants to use. Full Story

Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More

August 31, 2007 07:12:41 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on September 9th. Especially if she can still groove. As for exactly what the performance will entail, word is Cris Angel will “guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times” probably while she’s touching herself. Full Story

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Tom Ford, that sexy beast… have just seen the ad for his men’s fragrance. You likey? Am I disloyal to my gender if me likey? (thanks Michel!)

Just a week to go before TIFF begins – can’t wait! Am working on some fun giveaways exclusively for laineygossip.com readers…stay tuned next week! Smut AND swag from TIFF central – will be on party duty, will keep you posted!

Thursday, online all day, check back often, even though the page takes forever to load – I know. It’s a pre-holiday week. Apparently everything stops working. Am so sorry for the f*ckery and appreciate your understanding.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Sarah L who is headed for surgery – good luck! I understand you intend to stay on top of the gossip… I totally approve! Big hug – you’ll be great.


Britney: the new beats!

August 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken fried… GOLD!!! OK, fair is fair. She’s still a dumb, dirty twat but damn, if this is really Gimme More, her reported new single, well then the sh-t is f7cking HOT! I love it. I hate myself for loving it. Click here for the clip breatheheavy.com Full Story

Getting To Friday

August 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feels like a bloody long week. Does it feel that way for you? Extended weekend ahead, can’t wait. To get you to Friday afternoon, how ‘bout a little Leo love? These undated portraits will more than quiver your loins. Go for it. source  Full Story

When Gary goes away…

August 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Full Story

From Iraq to the Zoo!

August 30, 2007 13:36:11 Posted at August 30, 2007 13:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This just in! Laineygossip.com reader Paula saw Angelina and the children in Central Park today. Fresh off her humanitarian mission to the Middle East, Jolie is back on Mommy duty as Brad goes to work. Below – Paula’s observations unedited. FYI: the anti-Angelina faction will be unhappy…The Chosen One was actually with her mother! PS. Full Story