November 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 07:00:36 November 25, 2008 07:00:36

Happy 30th Birthday Elka Schmelka! Hope you’re enjoying Vegas, hope you’re creating some smut of your own! With love from Doran. To Catherine B in Toronto, the best auntie and sister – Happy Birthday! Love, Karen L. To Angela – Happy 37th Birthday! Wishing you some calm and quiet before the arrival of your twin boys! WOW. Full Story

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

At the American Music Awards last night –wicked killer performances by Sarah McLachlan and Alicia Keys …and Coldplay sucked so much sh-t. Like seriously, what is wrong with Chris Martin’s voice? Why is he total ass every time on live tv?

Much more on the AMAs to follow.

Also from the weekend – the best day of LipGloss’s life.

As for Twilight – needless to say, it was a crazy opening box office. So crazy that they’ve confirmed they will go ahead with the sequel, hopefully with a bigger budget for better effects. More fangirl cheese on the way. Yay? Nay?

Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Vampires vs Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 18:57:59 November 24, 2008 18:57:59

The real test is next weekend. Because everyone who desperately needed to see Twilight would have seen it already. So can its momentum be sustained? Considering it took $30 million to make and another $30 million to market, the film’s $70+ million total to date isn’t all that impressive. Yet. Full Story

Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 17:27:00 November 24, 2008 17:27:00

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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Lovers in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 16:43:36 November 24, 2008 16:43:36

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done much filming, and nothing has been confirmed going forward which means, aside from a brief appearance in New York I Love you, we won’t be seeing his baby face on screen in the foreseeable future. Full Story

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Who`s the biggest loser?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 15:10:33 November 24, 2008 15:10:33

Over the weekend in Dubai it was definitely Mischa Barton. Things weren’t looking so good before she broke my arm and they’ve only taken a turn for the worse since. Mischa was able to tag along to the Atlantis Hotel opening with designer Matthew Williamson who quickly learned his mistake because by the end the weekend, he literally wanted nothing to do with her. Full Story

Are you ready?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 12:52:16 November 24, 2008 12:52:16

Next week is Britney week. Circus drops Tuesday December 2nd which means Britney will be everywhere promoting it. Including in 6 days For the Record, her surprisingly intimate documentary airing on November 30th at 10pm on MTV in the US and on MuchMusic in Canada. The day before she’ll reportedly be performing on the UK’s X Factor, supposedly heading to London for 24 hours with a massive entourage including dancers and security and wardrobe and stylists, before returning to the States for a “live” performance on Good Morning America on her birthday and release day December 2nd. Full Story

Ebola`s apprentice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 11:45:00 November 24, 2008 11:45:00

Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole vagina, and a long list of victims waiting to be destroyed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:54:29 November 24, 2008 10:54:29

Someone worse than Granny Freeze (Dlisted)

Begging to be photographed (Hollywood Tuna)

A pout worse than Miley’s beat-me mouth (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab at her best. Completely naked, of course (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hair wars: Rob Pattinson or Patrick Dempsey? (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Craig promises more sex (INO)

Gordon Ramsey, just like Becks (Holy Moly)

How the View is like the Hills (Cele|bitchy)

Salma’s breasts > Shelfy’s ass (IDLYITW)

Was Granny a mistake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:30:24 November 24, 2008 10:30:24

Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. Full Story

Courtside Double Yum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 09:12:44 November 24, 2008 09:12:44

Start your week off with a quiver! Two quivers! John Krasinski and Jason Bateman courtside at the Laker game last night. Sigh. I love Jason. So much. He is the only bearable part of Hancock which comes out on DVD this week, not worth your money at all because it sucked sh-t but Jason… Jason was the exception. Full Story