June 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2008 05:39:02 June 24, 2008 05:39:02

Happy Birthday Laura, the best sister ever, with love from Katie. To Joy “not Joyce” T – Happy 31st! Admire that you’ve never broken girl code or let Jeanette dress like Jessica Simpson but please… NKOTB forever. Why can’t you get down with that??? Happy Birthday to Dr Glenda in Calgary from Caitlin in the Yukon! Full Story

Monday, June 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There has been movement on the Freebie Five. Hello Iker Casillas. Hard not to have been distracted by his hotness during Spain’s victory over Italy as the quivering keeper was named man of the match yesterday and, more importantly, second on the Freebie Five. Seriously, I can think of nothing else. It’s become a major fixation.

Also have decided it’s time for James McAvoy. See photos of James being a loving husband to his wife to follow.

Smut Soiree wrap-up and images are attached and a giveaway too!

Monday – am online all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Minnie Driver is not the other woman. Warren Beatty doesn’t have another woman. Neither does Ben Stiller.

PPS. Thanks for your emails about my half hour special with NKOTB! For those who missed it, the interview repeats throughout the day on Star.

David Banda at the ball game!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 11:36:23 June 23, 2008 11:36:23

Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation for the Sticky & Sweet tour which kicks off just a week after her 50th birthday. Full Story

Wanting the Wanted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 10:56:00 June 23, 2008 10:56:00

Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more he loves his wife, the more I love him. Full Story

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Worst. Taupe. Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:44:50 June 23, 2008 09:44:50

They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because when we look like schlubs it’s because we’re usually walking the dog at 6 in the morning. Full Story

The Players Play Tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:26:15 June 23, 2008 09:26:15

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong all over each other this weekend on a tennis court in Brentwood yesterday, clearly still fuzzy in the head from all the love they’ve been making. Seems like summer makes her especially boy crazy. Last year she had a hard time keeping her hands off of Dax Shepard in a grocery store, remember? Love this love match. Full Story

He made it past the first night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 07:25:54 June 23, 2008 07:25:54

The dude who worked for Jennifer Aniston as her boyfriend when she was selling Smart Water – Paul Sculfor was spotted on a flirty date with Cameron Diaz a couple of weeks ago…and it looks like he’s yet to be manslung! Cam is keeping Paul around! The two had dinner last night Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 07:05:00 June 23, 2008 07:05:00

I have a thing for Seth Meyers. Does he look like Seth Meyers? (DListed )

Why is this girl wasting her time on Three Whiskers? (Hollywood Tuna )

The lunge, the mic suck, the disco finger – Celine’s entire repertoire! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Do you trust girls who prefer hanging out with boys? (INO )

Mark Ronson defends Michael Jackson… sort of (Holy Moly )

Where Alec Baldwin and Charlie Sheen get drunk before leaving nasty voice messages (Cele|bitchy )

The Ingrate: A History

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 06:46:52 June 23, 2008 06:46:52

The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story. Full Story

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No More Sharing Prunes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 05:48:45 June 23, 2008 05:48:45

A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source Full Story

Golden Showers on the Road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 05:27:00 June 23, 2008 05:27:00

There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of his tour. She flew out of LAX yesterday with great fanfare, arrived in London ahead of her boyfriend, and showed the Brits what a real California tan looks like when she popped out for dinner last night. Full Story

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