Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

November 27, 2007 08:06:03 Posted at November 27, 2007 08:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

Hair Technology

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six months later, it’s like Brendan never left the Cave. Full Story

How the Spices Support

November 27, 2007 07:38:37 Posted at November 27, 2007 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

Monday, November 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s been two weeks since an official Tom Cruise sighting. Curious because just over a year ago, he and Katie married before the international media. Bet your boob job we’ll know every detail of their anniversary celebration by week’s end.

And heads up Nova Scotia – looks like the GMD and his Robobride are coming soon! Katie has signed on to a new project alongside fellow Scientologists Jason Lee and Giovanni Ribisi called The Other Side, described as a fantasy comedy fairy tale with production scheduled to begin in Canada early in the New Year. Xenu loves Canada!

But who loves Xenu?

A certain hunky heartthrob and his bombshell girlfriend spent 2 and a half hours at the Church’s Celebrity Centre yesterday. Their identities will surprise you. More on that later.

Don’t forget to always scroll down, click on View More Articles at the bottom of the page to catch up on posts and riddle clues you may have missed. Many of your guesses are repeats that have already been ruled out.

Monday – am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nicole Kidman is NOT Cheap & Crafty. Why on earth would she need a stroller. And a car seat?

Common & Serena

November 26, 2007 14:19:11 Posted at November 26, 2007 14:19:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Common is a hot piece of quiver. Serena Williams… not my taste. But what matters is she’s his taste. And so here they are, after first hooking up in his video, the two are apparently now dating and ready to step out together in public. From Erykah Badu to Serena Williams… do you see it? source Daily Mail Full Story

Church on Sunday

November 26, 2007 14:17:54 Posted at November 26, 2007 14:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive smut. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills. The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. Full Story

Mel B vs The MiniVan Majority

November 26, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 26, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages of People Magazine… they have now raised Marie Osmond on their formidable shoulders and will likely carry her to victory on Dancing With the Stars. Full Story


November 26, 2007 12:57:23 Posted at November 26, 2007 12:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First look at Salma Hayek and her baby Valentina! Great name! She and her fiancé Francois-Henri released this photo to the media. Very savvy! source  Full Story

Alba Bitch to Broadway?

November 26, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 26, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But still, she tries. She tries valiantly to rise above TV girl eternity. Full Story

All Ages & Jonesing

November 26, 2007 12:19:15 Posted at November 26, 2007 12:19:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame. Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she was also seen not too long ago shoving her tongue down the throat of another dude… a MUCH older one – perhaps even 20 years – draped around him at a party and there’s nothing wrong with that, more power to her for playing the field, except that she was at the same time asking for drugs repeatedly…alarming not only for the obvious but also because she had a dangerous relationship with them in the past and just because she’s an adult now doesn’t mean she’ll fare any better than she did before. Full Story

King 2?

November 26, 2007 11:44:28 Posted at November 26, 2007 11:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Baby watch, and baby bump watch, to me anyway, are boring as sh*t. But you all seem to love it. Thankfully, this report stems not from the ever unreliable observation of one’s growing – imaginary or otherwise – midsection but from true smut. According to a very new untested source, word is Gwen Stefani was expected in studio to do some recording work with another artist recently but backed out claiming she wasn’t feeling well. Full Story