Pippy’s New Movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:57:54 February 8, 2008 09:57:54

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story

Weekend Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:35:37 February 8, 2008 09:35:37

The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring the two sure bets at for this year’s Oscars. It seems a foregone conclusion that Daniel Day-Lewis will take Best Actor and Javier Bardem will take Best Supporting… Even George Clooney has conceded: “If you want my honest opinion, I think it’s going to be Daniel Day-Lewis. Full Story

There Could Be Oscars!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 08:45:15 February 8, 2008 08:45:15

The LA Times is reporting that they’ve reached a deal and should it pass the vote this weekend, Hollywood could be back to work as early as Monday! Which means that television will be back to normal in about 6 weeks! But that still doesn’t totally save Friday Night Lights. Sigh. If however NBC decides to be kind and finish off the season, production could begin in time to complete 22 episodes for a definitive send off… unless the show is picked up by another smaller network. Full Story

Kate & Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 08:17:25 February 8, 2008 08:17:25

I love that they’re friends. I love that Liv was holding Kate’s wrist while they were talking last night at the Calvin Klein party. I love that they are so great to look at individually, and ridiculously amazing to look at when they’re together. What I don’t love is the baby fever – a fever that is continuing to build with every Kate Hudson public sighting. Full Story

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New Dark Hair, Same Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 00:00:00 February 8, 2008 00:00:00

Lilo went dark yesterday, seen here leaving the James Blunt concert, and looks much, much better. Unfortunately the Dirty Face still persists. Seriously, what is wrong with this child and her foundation/self tanner/bronzer/blush issues??? As you can see, Lindsay is rockin’ a little bloat around the face… which actually could be a good thing. Full Story

The GMD & Cher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 00:00:00 February 8, 2008 00:00:00

Cher is coming out of retirement and she’s hitting the talk show circuit to promote her new tour. Seriously… is she hard up for cash? Why do you these people promise to hang it up only to take it down five minutes later??? Anyway, this morning on Good Morning America, Cher revealed that she once dated the GMD. Full Story

Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 07:00:34 February 8, 2008 07:00:34

Dear Emily – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It’s been forever and I imagine life with Lizzie is only getting busier. Perhaps we’ll arrange a night off for you when I’m next in town? Big hug, have a lovely day. To Erin E in Camas, WA – Jenn in Connecticut can’t wait to see you at the baby shower! For Heidi in India from your sister Kirsten in Texas – it WILL happen soon. Full Story

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If the Oscars are scaled back this year due to the unresolved writer’s strike, Madonna’s star-studded Raising Malawi event last night in New York will stand as the carpet of the year, bar none. Super A List attendees, even some who were once hostile, and yes… the GMD too! No gay man can resist Madonna!

Many, many photos to come… including my Gwyneth back in pink!

A lovely, lovely way to kick off the New Year, if only that Chicken Fried Family could get it together, just once.

Thursday – blogging all day, check back often.

And Happy New Year!

GUNG HAY FAT CHOI! May the Year of the Rat bring you health and happiness. May the Year of the Rat bring all of us good, fun, juicy smut!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 40th Birthday to Erik! Love, Estella

PPS. To Drea on your 31st birthday and the first with your 6 month old son… big hug and best wishes for the most amazing year ahead.

PPPS. The following was sent to me from Kevin who requested the message be posted as such: "my girlfriend Jessica is obsessed with your site and she"s turning 24 tomorrow so I know she"d love it if you wished her a happy birthday." The Boyfriend, Kevin

PPPPS. Sean Penn is not looking for good help. Neither is Colin Farrell. Or P Diddy.

Best Friends Gift Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 16:59:58 February 7, 2008 16:59:58

Jennifer Aniston turns 39 on Monday and her BFF Courteney Cox has gifted her with a pretty sweet present. It’s the Chanel bike – valued at approximately $12K complete with signature Chanel quilting and of course the Double C. Apparently Courteney presented it to her last week and she can’t wait to start riding it, especially since the very weight conscious Jen has been dogged by pregnancy rumours all year, now that she’s not obsessively Zone-dieting all the time. Full Story

Maneater in Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 16:27:54 February 7, 2008 16:27:54

Have received a boatload of emails about this today – oh the dreaded, unreliable Bump Watch. Ugh. But still… many of you are convinced Kate Hudson is pregnant because she’s been wearing baggy clothes of late, including this number last night at the Madonna Malawi event. According the baby fever fanatics, she also looks a little bloated in the face – supposedly a sure sign. Full Story

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When Charlize Lets Loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 00:00:00 February 7, 2008 00:00:00

SO beautiful! Love what she"s wearing...but for the hair. She"s has never had great hair... Charlize Theron received the annual Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year award from Harvard University today and in university tradition, hammed it up for the crowd. Charlize, of course, is a “serious” actor these days, conveniently and successfully putting her model beginnings behind her, only game for meaningful and artistic endeavours these days. Full Story

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