The Bluths are dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 09:33:05 September 10, 2008 09:33:05

No! Yes. Michael Cera doesn't want to be George Michael anymore. He says the idea of an Arrested Development movie is dumbass. And he claims he has no interest in participating in the AD film project."I don't think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway…And I don't really see a need for it if you can get the three seasons on DVD. Full Story

Easy Virtue on the Roof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 08:03:31 September 10, 2008 08:03:31

For three nights during TIFF, Bonyan Films has sponsored parties at the Park Hyatt rooftop – always the hottest celebrity destination at the end of the night, attracting the likes of Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Adrien Brody, pretty much every star who has come through the festival and a few super producers too. Full Story

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A Bitch’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 07:27:13 September 10, 2008 07:27:13

The Alba Demon is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces are properly on display, including the one for which she is most famous: looking like a c-bomb about to cuss a bitch out. Full Story

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Lilo knows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 06:55:39 September 10, 2008 06:55:39

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the new Marie Claire talking Sam Ronson, talking RDJ, talking her new perspective on career and lifestyle, and talking about never going back there. It’s the never going back that so many people remain skeptical about, especially since the thinnification lately has been so pronounced. Full Story

September 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 06:50:29 September 10, 2008 06:50:29

To Alma - Good luck! I will miss you terribly and love you always! Theodora (always here for you!) Happy 24th Birthday Una and best to you this year as you complete your masters in psychology! With love from your bff Kelly.  Full Story

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Matt Damon is amazing. Amazing.

OnexOne gala was last night – Matt participated for the third straight year. Details to follow but suffice to say, he is a true superstar, in the best sense of the word.

So much smut from TIFF, including Ebola’s fresh contamination of Toronto, and some delicious details about what Jennifer Aniston was up to and with who during her brief stay.

But first – Posh’s MAJOR crop! And a pose-off with Jennifer Lopez! Photos below.

And then there’s Cooper’s Camera. Starring Canada’s very own Samantha Bee and Jason Jones of The Daily Show, it was one of the hottest tickets here at TIFF over the weekend and it did not disappoint. Cooper’s Camera is f*cking hilarious. Here they are, husband and wife, funny and funny, at the movie’s Christmas themed after party at the Luxury Lounge the other night, celebrating the film’s successful screening. Samantha and Jason - two of our country’s brightest exports who should be rewarded with more recognition than that Filthy f&cking Scab Pamela Anderson as representation of the Maple Leaf… right???

Once again, it was epic last night at the Hyatt Roof Lounge. Colin Firth stayed up later than I did! More on that later.

Tonight the hot ticket is the Lush Magazine at Kultura. John Legend, Wyclef, and all their friends and perhaps a surprise appearance if Mimi arrives on time? Will be covering the carpet. Full report tomorrow.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Bottles are allowed at Christina Aguilera’s.

PPS. Kim Basinger’s anger is not being managed, clearly.

PPPS. Remember to keep checking and sending in your sightings.

Edward Norton, Scott Speedman, Jason Reitman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 22:59:16 September 9, 2008 22:59:16

~9PM Eastern - Edward Norton,Scott Speedman, and Jason Reitman "Spotted: Edward Norton at the premiere of Pride&Glory - gracious and gorgeous, he is definitely Freebie 5 worthy..." "Spotted: Scott Speedman entering like the common folk into the premiere of Pride&Glory...Canadians are humble people, spotted Jason Reitman doing the same at last night's Nothing But the Truth premiere. Full Story

Mickey Rourke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 15:18:00 September 9, 2008 15:18:00

3:40 PM Eastern - Mickey Rourke "I was quickly rushing through the Four Seasons hotel (second floor, above the lobby) this afternoon (around 3:40pm) with a friend of mine when we spotted Mickey Rourke having a sit down chat with a male executive type. Talking about his recently bought film that's slowly picking up Oscar buzz for him? Perhaps. Full Story

In the room with Jim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 13:48:45 September 9, 2008 13:48:45

Am sitting in the eTalk Lounge at the Intercon right now. Every woman that is in the building on our team has somehow found a reason to be here. Including me. Because Jim Sturgess just came in to be interviewed. When he walked in we tripped over each other to greet him. Anna beat us all out and showed him around our freebie shelves, offering him sweets, food, clothes, sunglasses, until he finally accepted a beer. Full Story

Mermaids 2008!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 12:28:30 September 9, 2008 12:28:30

Does he love me, I wanna knowHow can I tell if he loves me so? Remember the movie? I loved that movie! It wasn’t even a great movie! But my mother is kinda like Cher without the gays. The overshadower, the dominant, the diva star, and me, like Winona Ryder in Mermaids, me I’m a back up singer in the opera that is her life. Full Story

Evolution of Matt Damon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 11:34:55 September 9, 2008 11:34:55

He was once the dickhead who broke up with Minnie Driver on Oprah. It will always be one of my favourite Oscar moments: watching Minnie try to hold on to her face when Matt and Ben win the Academy Award. But Minnie is a mom now. And Matt is a dad – to Isabella and to Gia, born just three weeks ago. Full Story