LC, Heidi and...Rolling Stone???

August 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up.  Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after she got her tits done.        Full Story

Birthday Boots!

August 31, 2007 09:52:50 Posted at August 31, 2007 09:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t breathe! Am in total ecstasy over those boots! And her legs!!! F&ck the Shelf Ass! TEAM HERM ALL THE WAY! Here’s Cameron Diaz looking all kindsa hot celebrating her birthday on set in NYC…her first in 3 without the Pip and she’s been playing the market. As she should be. Full Story

Lust, Caution, Michelle

August 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle Yeoh in Venice yesterday this time for the premiere of Lust, Caution. She is perfection. Oh and by the way…Michelle is 3 years older than Diane Lane. Just sayin’… Anyway, Michelle of course was there to support fellow Chinese Ang Lee’s latest. You may best know Lee as the Oscar-winning director of a movie called Brokeback Mountain and also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Full Story

Everyone’s an Ingrate

August 31, 2007 09:21:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Christensen – not the first time I’ve heard he hates his teen beat pin-up status. Poor Hayden. Being famous and all, with a career supported by female fans willing to throw money at anything he puts out there no matter how sh-t it is – at times it’s really too much, you know? At times it really sucks to be Hayden Christensen. Full Story

A Classic in White

August 31, 2007 08:47:04 Posted at August 31, 2007 08:47:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney arriving in Venice for the film festival. His latest Michael Clayton will premiere there and will be screened again at TIFF which means all three – George, Brad, and Matt will be coming to the festival. With all of their projects showing within a day of each other, there is a strong possibility both George and Brad will stay til Sunday the 9th the attend the One x One Event, hosted for a 2nd year in a row by Matt. Full Story

Cut Regret

August 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it well. Hair cut disaster, hair cut regret, hating yourself in the mirror for months until it grows back…this is Diane Lane. Look at her expression. She can’t be happy about this. Because this is f&cking horrendous. Here’s Diane at the premiere of Fierce People in LA the other night far below her potential. Full Story

An Auspicious Beginning

August 31, 2007 07:49:57 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:49:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller’s Twenty8Twelve launched yesterday in London. Being that it’s a fashion line, how impressive to see that Sienna looked like she couldn’t be bothered last night at the launch party. Shlumpy hair, shlumpy outfit, and of course instead of abstaining just one night, just to get her business – a business! – off to an auspicious start, Sienna could not resist getting blitzed with her new bff Rhys Ifans. Full Story

Dating a Douche

August 31, 2007 07:34:26 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:34:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perfect young couple: beautiful and cute, comparable status, first colleagues now lovers trying to stay out of the spotlight. At first, she was charmed by his charm, thought that she had found someone less brooding than her last boyfriend, someone less complicated, with fewer issues. Problem is, the honeymoon phase is over, and as is often the case when dating al narcissistic whiney bitches, their life has become completely about him – what he wants to do, who he wants to see, and what he wants to use. Full Story

Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More

August 31, 2007 07:12:41 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on September 9th. Especially if she can still groove. As for exactly what the performance will entail, word is Cris Angel will “guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times” probably while she’s touching herself. Full Story

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Tom Ford, that sexy beast… have just seen the ad for his men’s fragrance. You likey? Am I disloyal to my gender if me likey? (thanks Michel!)

Just a week to go before TIFF begins – can’t wait! Am working on some fun giveaways exclusively for readers…stay tuned next week! Smut AND swag from TIFF central – will be on party duty, will keep you posted!

Thursday, online all day, check back often, even though the page takes forever to load – I know. It’s a pre-holiday week. Apparently everything stops working. Am so sorry for the f*ckery and appreciate your understanding.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Sarah L who is headed for surgery – good luck! I understand you intend to stay on top of the gossip… I totally approve! Big hug – you’ll be great.


Britney: the new beats!

August 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken fried… GOLD!!! OK, fair is fair. She’s still a dumb, dirty twat but damn, if this is really Gimme More, her reported new single, well then the sh-t is f7cking HOT! I love it. I hate myself for loving it. Click here for the clip Full Story