Granny Freeze is Fertile?

September 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her most “revealing” … here are some highlights: The Fertility IssuePersonally I don’t believe them but Nicole has long been hounded by those hilarious rumours – I’ve heard at least three variations myself: “My fiance’s father is a doctor and he went to a conference and they talked about hermaphrodites and Nicole Kidman can’t have babies because she is one. Full Story

Man in White

September 4, 2007 08:00:24 Posted at September 4, 2007 08:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

ManFlare #1

September 4, 2007 07:22:57 Posted at September 4, 2007 07:22:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ewan McGregor… sexiest quirky bitch ever. The kind of man who gets you hot even as you makes you feel dirty. Yum. Here’s Ewan with Colin Farrell at the premiere of Cassandra’s Dream (Woody Allen) in Venice. The hair, his suit, his stance – I call it ManFlare. Few men can do it without looking awkward, contrived, and uncomfortable. Full Story

Ass Grab in Deauville

September 4, 2007 07:02:56 Posted at September 4, 2007 07:02:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He is quite obviously the more stylish of the two. This is a man who cares about clothes, who cares about every detail…even his socks. More on that later. Brad and Angelina on the carpet at the Deauville Film Festival – his suit is spectacular, hers…not so much, though I suppose she doesn’t need much to dress to dress up her face. Full Story

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Ass Grab in Venice

September 4, 2007 06:27:13 Posted at September 4, 2007 06:27:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several journalists I spoke with who are covering the Venice festival have said that Angelina looked slightly less gaunt - direct quote “it’s not like she disappears when she turns to the side”, though as you can see, the girl could use an avocado IV, non? But while her dress and the jewels belong on a geriatric socialite (terrible), their glamour and their star power together is undeniable and unmatched. Full Story

The First Family Festival Tour

September 4, 2007 06:04:25 Posted at September 4, 2007 06:04:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So many photos – please excuse the multiple posts. Brad Pitt is promoting the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, a film that apparently just came out of edit like 5 minutes ago after an intense battle between the studio and the filmmakers over artistic direction. To promote the movie, Brad is hitting the festival circuit hard – from Venice to Deauville and then Toronto on Saturday with the entire family along for the ride. Full Story

White Lace & a Pageant Dress

September 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete mess. In fact, far from. However, I much prefer her white short lacy number (must have it!) at the photocall earlier in the day if only for this view of her legs, even more elongated by the nude heels. Full Story

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Making it to Vegas

September 4, 2007 05:26:52 Posted at September 4, 2007 05:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to pose on the carpet which is why she was hired in the first place. Full Story

Surly & Surly Split

September 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a surly bitch, he’s a surly bitch… Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger made perfect sense to me. Am sad they have split, though not surprised. If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ll recall two articles posted in May and June respectively. First I reported exclusively that Michelle was apparently spending an inordinate amount of time in Ewan McGregor’s trailer on the set of their new movie while shooting in England – click here for a reminder Full Story

OnexOne with Matt Damon

September 4, 2007 04:54:11 Posted at September 4, 2007 04:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One by one, Matt, George, and Brad are making the festival rounds. One by one in Venice, then Deauville…and later on this week, through the weekend, all three will be in Toronto for TIFF at the same time. Not only for their respective film projects but also to support a good cause. For the second year in a row, Matt Damon will host the 3rd annual OnexOne Full Story

Injury Time = Family Time

September 4, 2007 04:35:43 Posted at September 4, 2007 04:35:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out six weeks and now deemed a waste of money for the LA Galaxy, Becks is taking refuge in his family – spending time with the boys at the beach, celebrating Romeo’s 5th birthday, and supporting his team from the private players’ box. But enough with the professional complaints - the man has his shirt off. Full Story

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