Rossum Makes a Video!

August 27, 2007 13:00:08 Posted at August 27, 2007 13:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery:Slow me downDon’t let love pass me by, justShow me how ‘cause I’m ready to fall These photos certainly do the words justice, non? Here’s Emmy on her video shoot the other day, emoting Rossumly in a red dress and angel curls. Full Story

Saving the Boo Boos

August 27, 2007 12:32:06 Posted at August 27, 2007 12:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were conveniently photographed in Federline’s neighbourhood babysitting SPF and JJ while their loser father is off shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina. Full Story

Gisele? Really?

August 27, 2007 10:06:05 Posted at August 27, 2007 10:06:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ has the early word – most are below B List trying to stay relevant. Full Story

The Generous Girlfriend

August 27, 2007 09:51:49 Posted at August 27, 2007 09:51:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson, who once told a pap to f&ck off during her morning run, gave it up good for photographers in Malibu Saturday as she and Dax Shepard appeared to delight in each other’s company in the produce department at a grocery store. Dax of course is making the transition from Punk’d sidekick to bonafide silver screen actor. Full Story

Overpeeled, Underfed

August 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously worse than this? source Full Story

Alba Ages

August 27, 2007 08:10:51 Posted at August 27, 2007 08:10:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not saying she looks old like “rough” old or like Lilo old... just saying she looks old like Katie Holmes old. Check it out – the Alba Bitch at Teen Choice last night in a lovely yellow dress and the worst highlights ever. It’s the highlights that are aging her, I think. The colour is 40 and drives a minivan – perfect for a 40 year old driving a minivan, not so much for a 26 year old sometimes referred to as the sexiest woman alive… I’m just sayin’. Full Story

Better Body, Terrible Mother

August 27, 2007 07:50:32 Posted at August 27, 2007 07:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, that many people can’t help it. Full Story

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Family and Philanthropy in NYC

August 27, 2007 07:09:56 Posted at August 27, 2007 07:09:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina took the kids to the park, then she and Brad flew via helicopter to the Hamptons to host a charity event. Here’s Angie with Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara on Saturday, and Brad with them earlier last week. Love the one with Baby Z hugging Daddy. And Brad sticking his tongue out at Pax who is touching feet with his little sister. Full Story

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Owen Wilson Hospitalised

August 27, 2007 06:39:42 Posted at August 27, 2007 06:39:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Owen Wilson situation - biggest news in Hollywood, caused quite a frenzy yesterday. It was first reported by the National Enquirer as an overdose. According to the rag, Owen was taken to St John’s in very serious condition and then transferred to Cedars-Sinai. A criminal attorney was reportedly present at the time. Full Story

Friday, August 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

If Nicole Richie’s example is anything to go by, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve a measly few hours behind bars before being promptly released. Quite a gift, non? Considering she drank, drugged, and drove, I’d say she got off easy.

Dina Lohan however…well, of course Dina Lohan is playing the martyr card. Of course Dina Lohan is talking. And of course Dina Lohan is full of sh-t. More on that later.


Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese

August 24, 2007 15:53:00 Posted at August 24, 2007 15:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - aware that too many endorsements in the English-speaking world could hurt their images, they opt instead to sign huge deals in Asia, stipulating that the ads cannot run over here…mostly because of the aforementioned sell out accusation factor, but also because accepting a Hello Kitty paycheque means a serious swallowing of artistic pride. Full Story