Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:09:12 January 30, 2008 07:09:12

As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. Full Story

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“I’ve never been the one to emphasise anything on my looks…”


Said Jessica Alba to Matt Lauer on The Today Show while promoting The Eye, her new sh*t movie. Never one to trade on what she looks like… oh really?

Just a few Alba GQ photos attached below. You will note, she was not forced at gunpoint to participate in these shoots. In fact, judging from this video it actually looks like she was good and willing. But then again, GQ only features “thespians” on its cover, right?

Bitch… please!!!

It’s Tuesday, will be online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Alina: Happy 25th Birthday… Love, Agnes

PPS. And to Lara S from Paul her fiancé and getting married in May. Happy Birthday and congratulations!

How Disease Walks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 19:01:58 January 29, 2008 19:01:58

Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to live. The fight that’s buried deep inside of us, to save our species, to persevere for future generations our great civilisation – a civilisation threatened by this f&cking disease called Paris Hilton and the unspeakable evil emanating from between its legs. Full Story

My Rumey in the front row?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 14:25:55 January 29, 2008 14:25:55

Poor Rumey missed out on her chance to shine at the Golden Globes, but 2008 still holds a treasure trove of new famewhoring opportunities. Next stop… New York Fashion Week! Fashion Week kicks off Friday for Fall 2008 and Rumer Willis arrived yesterday expected to C-list her way to a front row seat at a few select shows… a sign perhaps that this season’s celebrity attendance factor probably won’t be so stellar. Full Story

Wearing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 00:00:00 January 29, 2008 00:00:00

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

A Target for My Ethics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 10:02:38 January 29, 2008 10:02:38

James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics" Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was taking off. James McAvoy likes older woman. Full Story

King 2 – Confirmed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 09:39:54 January 29, 2008 09:39:54

Am about to gloat – click away if you can’t stand it. People is confirming that Gwen Stefani is expecting her second. You’ll recall that on November 26th, I was the first to exclusively report that Gwen had cancelled a recording session because she wasn’t feeling well and had rescheduled a photo shoot because the clothes weren’t fitting right due to early pregnancy. Full Story

Joan & Jackie Collins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 09:04:50 January 29, 2008 09:04:50

Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan resembling a 30 year old is properly criminal. And that has everything to with their slag ass of a mother Dina. Full Story

Pro Jess & Romo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 08:23:42 January 29, 2008 08:23:42

It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset Strip after a boozy evening, she’s a tacky cheeseball as usual, and with his open shirt and hair plug hairstyle, Tony is half a Guido. Full Story

Honeymoon Over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 07:57:28 January 29, 2008 07:57:28

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show last night in Hollywood making their first official red carpet appearance as a couple and taking the occasion way over the top. Which means the honeymoon is over. Which means they have entered the exposure and exploitation phase of their love. Full Story

Chicken Fried Intervention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 07:19:11 January 29, 2008 07:19:11

Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with her parents, then went out again, returned home for an intervention… and capped off the night – at 1:30am – by driving out to the drug store with her mom Lynne and that creepy Sam. Full Story