May 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 06:08:55 May 27, 2008 06:08:55

We think we’re up to date on shout out requests. If we’ve missed yours – a thousand apologies. Please do resend and it’ll go up ASAP. To Amy – Happy quarter century and congratulations on your Master’s degree! Thanks for being there since Grade 7, for the good smut and the bad smut. Full Story

Monday, May 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am home from Cannes. No travel for another 3 weeks until we head home to Toronto for a huge party – are you coming??? – which means blogging returns to regular schedule.

We left for the airport at 5am on Friday morning. We could see Diddy’s yacht from our flat and I remember, as we pulled away in the taxi, the beats from his party were still pounding across the pier. I could have sworn also that I heard Lindsay Lohan telling someone to F*CK OFF at the top of her lungs. More on Lilo’s Sapphic adventures to come.

It’s Monday – am posting all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Part 1 of Photo Negotiation is not Pam Anderson. Part 2 is who you think it is.

PPS. Marcus came to pick me up at the airport on Friday and insisted on riding shotgun, on top of my broken arm, all the way home. F&cker.

Gwyneth Goes Back to Bard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 09:59:08 May 26, 2008 09:59:08

She is, after all, totally English now. It was announced last week – a new production of King Lear is underway with Sir Anthony Hopkins as the title character, my Gwyneth as Regan, and Keira Knightley as Cordelia. But of course it’s Keira Knightley as Cordelia. Can’t Keira ever play the villain? Just once??? Am looking forward to watching Gwyneth be hateful. Full Story

Where’s Ali Lohan?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 08:55:00 May 26, 2008 08:55:00

Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. Full Story

Why Kiki’s So Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 08:16:49 May 26, 2008 08:16:49

There have been allegations that my Kiki has fallen off the wagon several times. And while it is entirely possible that she’s using again, she has also reported to work on the set of All Good Things after satisfying insurance standards which is a good sign. And why not? Especially since the motivation for reporting to work is Ryan Gosling. Full Story

About Catalina Sandino Moreno

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 07:51:00 May 26, 2008 07:51:00

I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on a red carpet. Donovan was shooting it and when the tapes came back, there was like a full on 5 minutes of b-roll just of Catalina Sandino Moreno standing there posing. Full Story

Newlyweds in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 07:01:00 May 26, 2008 07:01:00

Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. Full Story

On Lilo & Sam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 06:45:52 May 26, 2008 06:45:52

These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them a few days ago in Cannes, Lindsay seems as though “she simply cannot exist with Samantha”. Full Story

The Players Play in Monaco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 06:21:35 May 26, 2008 06:21:35

The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for him right now, and even though he’s dated high profile women before, needless to say Sheryl Crow doesn’t have the profile of Kate Hudson. Full Story

Why Jess Gets No Respect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 06:18:35 May 26, 2008 06:18:35

Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story