Amy Winehouse, as of last night, despite cancelling her US tour 2 days ago to focus on her health, is still not in rehab and still living hardcore with that useless f&ck Blake Civil Fielder. Sad smutty details below.
And on the subject of sad smut, Britney is back in LA but wants to run to London and still no one knows what the crazy bitch will do at the VMAs. Until she drops out. Meanwhile, KFed is looking to send out another subpoena. More on that later.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday to Kaire N!
“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. Full Story
Madonna’s new single was leaked for a few hours today before Warner Bros took it down. The song is called The Beat Goes On. Not immediately catchy but it has a great hook and once again, she’s switched to an all new sound now. Heavily Timbaland influenced … me likey. More importantly, can’t wait to see the choreography she has planned for her new material. Full Story
I"m telling you... she’s cute. Only from a side view but still. Few are born with a perfect face like Liv Tyler. My Rumer is making the best of what little she received. And in doing so, with the quirky cut accentuating her pretty eyes and a rather attractive nose…well… we’ve seen worse, non? Besides, now that she is learning her angles, call me Cruise but I actually like looking at Rumer Willis. Full Story
No felonies. Seven misdemeanors but no felonies and a plea bargain expected to be reached any second which means she will only do 4 days in the clink … if that. So Lindsay Lohan twice drinks, drugs, and drives, once smashing her Mercedes, the other time recklessly giving chase on the highway and for all that, absolutely nothing. Full Story
I love her! I love her so much! Look at Little Sci in Paris with Katie! A perfect Parisian outfit too, non? Little Sci is the cutest!!! As for Katie – there’s something very very sexy about here in these photos. Mostly because the GMD is nowhere to be found. But curious curious observation: check out her boobs. Full Story
As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story
Jessica Simpson on the set of her next cinematic piece of sh-t Major Movie Star. As you can see, Jess has been training hard for the role. Physical fitness is a good thing, yes. But given that she looks like a tranny when she’s not so buff, can you imagine the over-tranny when she is so buff? Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story
So apparently Britney was not in Antwerp the other day. Thanks to Kerri-Lynn in Antwerp for the update as the local papers have since printed that they’ve made a mistake, even though restaurant owner opportunistically is still insisting it was indeed Spears. Everyone has a price. Other reports have surfaced that she was actually in France for a day – reasons unknown – before flying back to LA to be with her boys. Full Story
Amy and Blake left rehab abruptly a few days ago as their scraps were apparently disrupting other patients…though lets be honest – does he really want her getting clean? Please. They were sighted last night. A few photos will be released in a matter of hours – I can’t publish though I have seen them and they are probably the most shocking yet. Full Story