Shut.Your.Ass.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 07:51:00 March 6, 2008 07:51:00

For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story

March 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 07:45:00 March 6, 2008 07:45:00

To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail! To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday! To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th! For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Full Story

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster.

Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing!

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.

PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.

Sweet Depp Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 15:03:46 March 5, 2008 15:03:46

Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story

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G Got a Hair Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 12:27:46 March 5, 2008 12:27:46

My Gwyneth and I are no longer hair twins. She’d been wearing her locks long and scraggly for a few years in the face of much criticism. I think I was the only one who loved it. Mine is still three quarters of the down my back but Gwynnie … has gone shoulder-length! Flynetonline.com Full Story

In the Mood for Madonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:42:22 March 5, 2008 11:42:22

On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story

To Be 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:07:48 March 5, 2008 11:07:48

Rihanna and Chris Brown in Paris last week. Photo speaks for itself. The cutest! Source  Full Story

Demi Ashton Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 10:54:33 March 5, 2008 10:54:33

Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story

A Muse for Mischa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 09:46:51 March 5, 2008 09:46:51

Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story

Baby Boobs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:33:17 March 5, 2008 08:33:17

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story