Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.

The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…

Will Get Smart flop?

Hopefully not.

Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.

Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.

Granny Freeze in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 13:13:48 June 17, 2008 13:13:48

Gran on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many miscarriages. But as they say in the article, Nicole Kidman is fearless. Full Story

Robbie Farrell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 09:37:37 June 17, 2008 09:37:37

Never was into Robbie Williams but so many of you were. He’s been doing nothing but getting happy for years. Last night was no exception – here he is leaving Villa showing off all that lovely chest hair, probably smelling of Drakkar Noir and Vaseline. Interestingly enough, check out Colin Farrell at LAX yesterday, skinny as hell, greasy as hell, almost a boybander (did you know?). Full Story

Besties on the Telly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 09:03:47 June 17, 2008 09:03:47

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley, who’s been missing for ages, made their rounds on radio and television this morning in London to promote their movie The Edge of Love which premieres in Scotland tomorrow night. Keira was photographed every day for a while and suddenly went off the radar. She’s coming up to the surface now for a movie written by her mother about Dylan Thomas and his women. Full Story

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Single Anne on the Carpet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:44:00 June 17, 2008 07:44:00

At the premiere of Get Smart last night (go go Get Smart!) Anne Hathaway looked thin and dark in a dress that ages her 10 years. Perhaps she’s mourning the death of her relationship? British tabs are reporting Full Story

The Worst Heidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:23:01 June 17, 2008 07:23:01

It’s all relative, of course. Heidi Klum’s worst is everyone else’s impossible best. But last night at the Peabody Awards was an example of how a beautiful woman can age herself horribly. And it was far from Heidi’s best. Not really sure what is it but she looks like there’d be vodka coursing through her veins and a raspy cigarette voice coming out of her mouth. Full Story

Ghetto Goes Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:11:40 June 17, 2008 07:11:40

The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story

Violet’s First Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 05:03:11 June 17, 2008 05:03:11

Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story

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Love & Leisure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 04:56:13 June 17, 2008 04:56:13

What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday in Puerto Vallarta. Full Story

June 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 04:50:01 June 17, 2008 04:50:01

Happy 26th Birthday Brenna from Laura and Jen. New job, new loft, and a new love too? We’re only half way through 2008! Hope your year gets even better! To Sarah T – Happy 28th Birthday! Thanks for introducing Krista to the site and lots of love…  Full Story