Best Overkill: Chandra Wilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Chandra Wilson - one of the few bright lights on Grey’s Anatomy holding a sh*t ass show together in gold and striped and so adorable – great actors can play dress up and still be taken seriously, see? Ellen Page could stand to learn from Chandra Wilson, non? And above all, she looks like she’s having a great time. Full Story

Best & Worst Tiger Beat: Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Ryan Gosling’s date was, as usual, his sister Mandy, who is a sweetie but who just might need the help of a stylist. He on the other hand… LOVE the suit. Love a man who dresses with personality, though he still looks a little bloated from the weight he gained before dropping out of The Lovely Bones. Full Story

Worst Colour: Rebecca Gayheart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Ugh. Am all over her husband. That dress on the other hand should be burned. Like, seriously… would anyone be wearing Marchesa if not for Harvey Weinstein? It gets uglier and uglier! And so f&cking desperate! Every Marchesa dress is desperate. Like the fashion equivalent of Emmy Rossum’s personality. Full Story

Best Colour: Marcia Cross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

It can get pretty tiresome – Marcia Cross in turquoise or orange or fuschia or green – on a red carpet. Yes Marcia, we get it… you can wear colour. And now we can’t tell the difference between what you looked like at the Globes or the Emmys. Because pink ends up looking like red anyway. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria, Ellen Pompeo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Just didn’t care… did you care? Eva Longoria screams TV. Like whatever she’s wearing comes from the costume department at a soap opera. As for Ellen’s Nina Ricci - possibly the only woman who can make Olivier Theyskens look boring. Dull people shouldn"t wear champagne... Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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The SAG Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Due to the writers’ strike, this could be it. The SAG Awards – the only big splash carpet of the season. And it’s over. And there was a major upset: Ruby Dee beating out Cate Blanchett for Best Supporting Actress… Is this a sign of things to come come Oscar? Every other acting category seems to be locked up. Full Story

Nicole After Harlow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Nicole Richie’s first appearance after Harlow’s arrival – looking lovely. Much has been made of course of how much weight she’s lost already though I suppose if you’re pretty lean already pre-pregnancy, it’s not surprising to slim down rather quickly. My friend Justine gained 40 pounds, birthed a huge boy, and was back in her Sevens in less than a week. Full Story

Leather Pants & Sequins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be a highlight at the Kodak this year. Full Story

Eat it Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at the style game. Full Story

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How Warren Was Won

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Seriously. Seriously. Look at Annette Bening. Look at her. She will be 50 this year. If this is me at 50, Buddha will have heard my prayers. So forget the awards, forget the Oscars, forget his professional accolades… Warren Beatty’s singular most exceptional achievement was taking his head out of his ass long enough to secure and marry a woman like Annette Bening. Full Story

Concrete Tits to Ghetto Tits: Cavalli Downgrades

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have receded. Perhaps it’s the influence of the Rat? Chinese New Year is still over a week away but celebrations are beginning though it does not look like an auspicious beginning for Roberto Cavalli who is officially OVER thanks to his sudden association with Tara and her ghetto tits. Full Story