Mrs Bee Z?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:26:00 April 2, 2008 07:26:00

People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. Full Story

Calgary Gossip Night – update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:25:05 April 2, 2008 07:25:05

Thank you for all of your RSVPs! As previously mentioned, we’ve now secured the entire venue, BLVD Lounge, as opposed to just the back room. So if you’ve sent in your RSVP, you’re on. But you might want to get there early as we are at capacity. Full Story

April 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:11:34 April 2, 2008 07:11:34

To Tania – Happy 25th Birthday! You’ve been reading my smut for a long, long time…when it was just an email! Thanks for the support. And your boyfriend Sean was sweet enough to let me know. Happy 24th Birthday Ashley! Thanks for defending true, authentic smut against the Xenu frauds who won’t show their gays, and according to Natalie… it’s time to move to Toronto? Happy 26th Birthday Jen S from Lauren! Enjoy the morning Beckham! Happy 25th Birthday to Lauren – Jen S is returning the favour. Full Story

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.

Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:

Quit playing games with my heart…

Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.

Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.

PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.

PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.

Hard-on for Hova

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 13:23:00 April 1, 2008 13:23:00

That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s stanking rich. Maybe it’s the power thing. Full Story

Like GMD, Like GMD!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 10:59:00 April 1, 2008 10:59:00

Katie’s new haircut – it looks like the GMD! He wants her to complete him… by BECOMING him! CHILLS, CHILLS, and more f&cking CHILLS! Here’s Katie last night out for dinner. Hard to say for sure if it suits her (I kinda like it), at least not until we get a better shot, and still not known whether it’s for a role, but you bet your leather chaps and feathers that her husband likes it very very much. Full Story

Relatively Skeletal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 10:40:29 April 1, 2008 10:40:29

It used to be that you looked at Ellen Pompeo and shuddered from her starvation. Nowadays, because we’ve been numbed by the super extremes, by the Kate Bosworths and the Victoria Beckhams, nowadays Ellen Pompeo looks pretty normal. Relatively speaking. Ellen isn’t frightening anymore. She actually looks pretty good – here arriving at Letterman in white presumably to start promoting the remaining episodes of Grey’s Anatomy. Full Story

Kylie Not Engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 09:23:46 April 1, 2008 09:23:46

The AP reported last week that Kylie Minogue would be announcing her marriage to Olivier Martinez in Prague. Some Czech website originally made the claim. But Kylie appeared on The Today Show yesterday and told Matt Lauer that it was all full of sh*t. Full Story

Dandy & Unsexy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 09:00:00 April 1, 2008 09:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they"re all unsexier than she is! So SJP was mad. Full Story

Owen Kate Cohabitate?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 08:25:00 April 1, 2008 08:25:00

Kate Hudson is apparently apartment hunting in New York, looking for a place to share with Owen Wilson. As you know, Kate and Owen have officially reconciled after a 9 month separation during which she hooked up with Dax Shepard and Justin Timberlake and he tried to kill himself. Full Story

Pippy Tries to Bat and Act

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 08:05:43 April 1, 2008 08:05:43

Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is currently shooting The Open Road in Texas – was photographed trying to hit a baseball the other day. Bet your boob job his Shelf Ass could muscle one into the outfield further than he can. Blame those underdeveloped balls. They help with the high notes, but not on the field. Full Story