Angie Talks Pitt Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 14:10:57 June 11, 2008 14:10:57

Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too. Full Story

New Strawberries Suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 13:51:00 June 11, 2008 13:51:00

My brilliant friend Dean just sent this out a few minutes ago – as they’re wont to do with everything these days, Strawberry Shortcake has received a modern makeover. Dean’s accompanying words were: Strawberry Shortcake is back, new tv show and movie, and EATING DISORDER?Seriously… I hate her. Full Story

Prettier than Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 11:55:00 June 11, 2008 11:55:00

Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier. Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Full Story

Truth in Typos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 11:19:00 June 11, 2008 11:19:00

Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along – the Alba bitch’s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever.  Full Story

How’s This for Ungrateful?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 10:30:38 June 11, 2008 10:30:38

Katherine Heigl, our favourite sanctimonious bitch who can’t shut the f&ck up, has announced with great fanfare that she has taken her name out of the running for Emmy consideration. This is her statement: “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. Full Story

Kate Shampoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 09:33:16 June 11, 2008 09:33:16

Kate Hudson heading to The View today in a gorgeous off white dress looking blonde and bubbly. Kate’s been pimping her own line of organic shampoo around town – ad is attached. Stella McCartney, one of Kate’s besties, also has her own line of animal friendly skincare though my friend and producer Laura tried it out and said it turned her face all wonky. Full Story

Ask Katy Perry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 08:50:00 June 11, 2008 08:50:00

I kissed a girl and I liked it… the kiss of her cherry chapstick. True. Madonna loved Ur So Gay. Me too! Am talking to Katy Perry in an hour. She’s promoting her debut album One of the Boys. Have a question? Send now! See below if you haven’t met her.  Full Story

Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 08:23:53 June 11, 2008 08:23:53

Granny Freeze has not let her prosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. She’s staying healthy, she’s staying in shape. Full Story

Mending Fences

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 07:26:07 June 11, 2008 07:26:07

Angelina Jolie said in the current issue of Vanity Fair that she and her father Jon Voight are speaking again but not rushing into a full blown reconciliation: “We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but be there for each other as friends in the coming years. Full Story

Something to Celebrate?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 07:11:26 June 11, 2008 07:11:26

Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s reps have issued a denial but most people do believe that something is amiss between the Ritchies. Full Story