Jessica Simpson on the set of her next cinematic piece of sh-t Major Movie Star. As you can see, Jess has been training hard for the role. Physical fitness is a good thing, yes. But given that she looks like a tranny when she’s not so buff, can you imagine the over-tranny when she is so buff? Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story
So apparently Britney was not in Antwerp the other day. Thanks to Kerri-Lynn in Antwerp for the update as the local papers have since printed that they’ve made a mistake, even though restaurant owner opportunistically is still insisting it was indeed Spears. Everyone has a price. Other reports have surfaced that she was actually in France for a day – reasons unknown – before flying back to LA to be with her boys. Full Story
Amy and Blake left rehab abruptly a few days ago as their scraps were apparently disrupting other patients…though lets be honest – does he really want her getting clean? Please. They were sighted last night. A few photos will be released in a matter of hours – I can’t publish though I have seen them and they are probably the most shocking yet. Full Story
Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?
As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.
Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.
LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. Full Story
I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy anyway and that contrary to speculation, Jive (her label) is confident in her comeback and although a “little nervous” for her VMAs performance because…well…because she’s crazy and also because no one has any idea what she’s planning, Jive totally believes her new album will be straight up sick when it finally comes out. Full Story
LaineyMovies – the 2nd review. We’ve conceived the design for the LaineyMovies and LaineyBooks pages, only people are on holiday, other tech upgrades had to be made first, blah blah blah. I’m hoping September. I’m sorry for sucking. Having said that, it doesn’t mean the content can’t be posted on the main page. Full Story
Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story