My Gwyneth was apparently scheduled to attend the Golden Globes last week and as Us Weekly reports, this was one of the dresses she was considering – a Valentino from his final collection. You likey? Word is that carpet was supposed to be ridiculous. Which only means that this weekend’s SAG Awards – with the Oscars still up in the air – could be even more ridiculous. Full Story
Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince words. Full Story
Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday at Valentino in Paris, I mean. Full Story
There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is hosted by some super triple diamond A list celebrities, most notably Jennifer Aniston AND Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Full Story
Press event for the new Bond feature today as the title of the highly anticipated 2nd effort for Daniel Craig was finally revealed. Quantum of Solace Quantum of Solace will be released later this year. In the meantime, enjoy a little morning quiver for Daniel Craig. Ridiculously yum. Damn. As for the ladies – these are the new Bond Girls: Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. Full Story
She’s not my favourite but I’d trade Pamela Anderson’s dirty skank for Jennifer Aniston’s fraud any time. Can we give Pam to the US in exchange for Jen? Jen kicked off her Canadian work trip with some drama last week thanks to her “racialist” bodyguard and has been very obliging ever since in an attempt to blow the incident away with her sweetness and her hard nipples. Full Story
Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this is Tara Reid. Full Story
Though they had not been seen together since last Thursday, and even though British Britney claimed on camera she’d never heard of him, Adnan is back in the picture. And how. And every paper will buy the photos. Chicken Fried Famewhore never ceases to amaze.
More on Britney and AFed below – on the day his estranged wife files for separation, Adnan “declares” himself on national television. How romantic.
But despite yesterday’s events, there is at least one person who woke up happy this morning. Denise Richards is the new parent pimp on the block, guaranteeing a new generation of Lilo and Brits. Yay.
Wednesday, am online all day. Refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday Ilona! 40 is definitely the number that should be named. 40 is the new 30!
PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.