August 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 05:59:55 August 4, 2008 05:59:55

Happy 30th Birthday Maura in Halifax! It’s the best decade ever! To Pat (and Harry) – Enjoy your first anniversary. Together. Love, Lizanne. And for B Karimian – I know Sundays are lonely, you poor thing. Hang in there… I’m here for you. And my voice too. WIth love, this Chinese bitch. Full Story

Friday, August 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Jonny Buckland and Chris Martin from Coldplay stopped by eTalk yesterday for a 45 minute interview with Ben Mulroney and Tanya Kim that aired last night on the show prior to their 2nd performance in Toronto. Have heard from many of you who went to the first…and were thrilled.

Yesterday they also did not disappoint. Particularly noteworthy: Chris Martin spent a very healthy amount of time signing autographs after appearing on camera. Sadly, many of his contemporaries would NOT have done the same. Chris however seemed to be in excellent spirits. And he also genuinely appreciated the fanfare.

Another cute moment: if you watched the show, you’ll recall Tanya took a fan question at one point – a young man stood up to ask about Brian Eno and then seized the moment for his band: Can my band open for you tonight?

What you didn’t see on tv was that Jonny and Chris made sure that the intrepid aspiring musician was introduced to Coldplay’s tour manager afterwards. He was over the moon… and they were trying to work something out.

Cute, non?

Some exclusive photos attached.

Friday – am posting all day. And it’s a long weekend for some people in Canada. Enjoy it!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.

PPS. Thank you SO much for sending your recipes in response to the Essence of Beef & Tomato. It was a cool, dreary night in Vancouver... guess what we had for dinner?

BJ in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 12:48:09 August 1, 2008 12:48:09

Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store on Third and literally turned on our heels and walked right back out when the first thing we saw inside was a sign for her clothing line House of DeSh*ts. Full Story

Pippy at the Kodak?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 11:53:00 August 1, 2008 11:53:00

First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Full Story

Hi Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 09:52:00 August 1, 2008 09:52:00

I’ve missed her. What? You mean you haven’t? My Rumer went shopping yesterday looking so very cute in all the right angles. Love the little jumper. Love the shoes. And the bag. And the hair. Even the little glove. Rumer Willis has a new movie coming out later this month. The House Bunny with Anna Faris who I always confuse with Emma Stone…who also happens to be in The House Bunny. Full Story

Even the Dark Knight eats cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 09:15:51 August 1, 2008 09:15:51

Thanks for this Jacquie! A little fun on a Friday. It’s Christian Bale working out his Hoff side. Even Christian Bale has a Hoff side! A couple of years ago, just before the Christmas break, I ran a Spirit of the Hoff contest on this site, challenging blog visitors to submit pictures of celebrities who most embodied the Hoff. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 08:58:12 August 1, 2008 08:58:12

Godfather Golden Showers (Dlisted )

VS gone wild, the world is not fair (Hollywood Tuna )

Bitch…get a room! And a JOB while you’re at it! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Defending a perverted parent pimp (INO )

Would you stay at the Filthy Scab Hotel? (Holy Moly )

Mamma Ebola was a drunk? (Cele|bitchy )

Will he bring Little Sci to court? (IDLYITW )

She couldn’t stop at just one enhancement. Greedy tits = Ghetto tits (Pop Sugar )

She can read!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 08:35:00 August 1, 2008 08:35:00

MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Full Story

Change your plans on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 08:17:40 August 1, 2008 08:17:40

What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story

New baby, new house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 07:57:00 August 1, 2008 07:57:00

And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are yesterday inspecting the progress hand in hand. Full Story

Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 07:35:00 August 1, 2008 07:35:00

Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to jump all over what’s intriguing and exploit it for her own gain, non? Love her. Full Story

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