The People’s Country Matchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 06:48:30 January 8, 2009 06:48:30

She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Re: your emails about that Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher from the Ottawa Senators. As we reported on eTalk she was at the game on Saturday, apparently tight with his family. Then they went to Muzik together, ignored each other the entire time, always sat with six people between them so as to avoid photos, which totally means they’d be f-cking if it was allowed. Because he walks with the Lord, and she sings about Jesus taking the wheel. Really, it’s a perfect match, but for that minor problem of her nasty attitude although on the outside she’s sweet as pie. It’s behind the scenes when she bares teeth and only when she doesn’t get her way. So if he lets her walk all over him, there’s really not a problem…

As for blaming Carrie for the Sens on-ice woes this year…sorry, and this has nothing to do with me being from Toronto (OK maybe a little), but even I think that’s a stretch. Jason Spezza is a lazy floater. How ‘bout starting there?

Oh no I didn’t!

Wednesday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


Porny so happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 16:34:07 January 7, 2009 16:34:07

As her friend, I’m happy for her. Like the good friend vibes are working, you know? Just because we don’t speak, doesn’t mean the energy isn’t there. Celebrities talk about “energy” all the time. We’ve all been sending her the true friend energy, right? The energy to avoid high waisted pants. Full Story

Slumdog Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 16:16:00 January 7, 2009 16:16:00

If you’ve seen it, you already know. Her name is Freida Pinto. Ridiculously beautiful. I saw Slumdog Millionaire with my husband. When we were leaving I asked him if he enjoyed it. His answer: Yeah, it was good. Let’s go home so I can google that girl. HOT. Fiona had the same experience with her husband Kiu. Full Story

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Alba Bitch gets cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 14:16:20 January 7, 2009 14:16:20

It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is going hand in hand with the new image strategy. Full Story

GOOPy feels sorry for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 13:33:17 January 7, 2009 13:33:17

My Gwyneth is hyping up her GOOP. Interview with USA Today explaining the motivation behind the launch of her newsletter, the vision behind it, why she’s so amazing, and how she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her. Simply put: it’s YOUR problem. MY problem. If we don’t get it, it means we’re bitter, and negative, and have nothing better to do but cut people down. Full Story

Snort coke in moderation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:58:13 January 7, 2009 11:58:13

This is apparently Lily Allen’s message about cocaine. In a new interview, Lily – who is tight with Lindsay Lohan – believes that people are overreacting when they criticise cocaine use. According to Lily, using cocaine doesn’t necessarily result in the total sh-ts and that it’s all about the fortitude of the user, like if you become an addict, you simply have no game. Full Story

Becoming Orlando Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:29:01 January 7, 2009 11:29:01

Teen adoration is a curse. Robert Pattinson is feeling it right now. He was supposed to begin shooting an independent feature with Dennis Hopper, Rosario Dawson, and the adorable Olivia Thirlby this month called Parts Per Billion, a departure from Twilight, and an opportunity for him to showcase that he’s more than just a sparkly pretty boy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:05:10 January 7, 2009 11:05:10

Silver Fox + puppies = hot gay quiver (Dlisted)

I always forget she has an Oscar (Hollywood Tuna)

Limp dick lyrics for Jennifer Aniston? (Just Jared)

No seriously, I love this birthday outfit (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie on the Upper East Side? Make this happen! (Pop Sugar)

Cindy Crawford hates JailBait (INO)

Heartbreak! Iker was single…now he’s not (Kickette)

Michael Phelps gets Bromantic (A Socialite's Life)

Best Actress curse strikes Charlize? (Cele|bitchy)

It must be bad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 09:49:07 January 7, 2009 09:49:07

If they can’t even deny it in People. So you’ve already heard the widespread reports that JLo and Marc Anthony are in trouble. Not even a year after the birth of the twins, she was photographed at the Benjamin Button premiere without her ring and, increasingly unhappy about the status of her acting career, worried that she’s become irrelevant, Jennifer is supposedly seriously considering making a single break again… NY gossips insist that the two will be done by Valentine’s Day after serenading each other on stage. Full Story