George and Renee by Train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 09:00:35 March 27, 2008 09:00:35

They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story

Her Face, His Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 08:04:49 March 27, 2008 08:04:49

Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind. But it was almost an obligation, non? Because Josh Duhamel is gorgeous. Full Story

Century Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:59:00 March 27, 2008 07:59:00

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Gossip Night in Calgary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:50:00 March 27, 2008 07:50:00

Alright Calgary… always hearing about how much you Cowtown folks love to party – am looking to the show you’re about to put on for the Junos! Want to kick it all off with a casual night of gossip next Thursday April 3rd? Where: BLVD Lounge Full Story

March 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:43:43 March 27, 2008 07:43:43

Happy Birthday to Samm – your friends and family think the world of you! Get well soon! To Heather who welcomed Parker the other day at 8 lbs 15 oz…Congratulations! For Frank – 30 isn’t old…but beware of Gay Math. Your cut-off is now 22.  Full Story

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The GMD hasn’t been photographed in 3 weeks. Not since presenting Katie to Forest Whitaker. What could he possibly be up to? You know he’s up to something… and I kinda can’t wait to see what it is. The world is a little duller without Tom Cruise’s creepy antics.

I’ve missed him…you?

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. I literally can’t move my ass. Working out sucks balls.

Wednesday, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Keira Knightley is not being held. Beyonce isn"t either. 

A Sensible Swap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 11:55:00 March 26, 2008 11:55:00

So Benji Madden and Ebola are now supposedly an item. This less than two weeks after he broke off his engagement with Sophie Monk. The much better looking Sophie Monk. And for those who say looks aren’t everything – are you going to tell me that diseased virus Paris Hilton has a better personality than Sophie Monk? Really??? But clearly… clearly this makes more sense. Full Story

Dumbass Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 11:08:00 March 26, 2008 11:08:00

Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF? Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has obviously been a lifelong battle, it’s also not an excuse. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 10:01:00 March 26, 2008 10:01:00

SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is gritting her teeth through her sunshine smile. Full Story