Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story
Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story
Victoria Beckham dropping Cruz off for day camp in – what else? – sky high stilettos. Apparently she can’t walk in flats anymore. No…seriously. Cruz is 2 and a half. And I can hear it now, though I have no opinion on the matter given I don’t have any of my own…but the sanctimonious criticism from the mommy crowd is already gaining momentum. Full Story
Sorry…can’t stop griping. Christian Bale should totally play Henry in The Time Traveller’s Wife. Eric Bana, whatever. But here he is last night at the premiere of 3:10 to Yuka with his wife Sidi. And as picture perfect as they look here, they are even more so in person. Not for the cameras but behind them. Full Story
I admit…I was a Britney. Sure Christina had more raw talent and the better voice but still, Britney had that “It”. “IT”, unfortunately, turned out to be dumb as f&ck and lazy as ass. Meanwhile, the best will always prevail. Which is why Christina Aguilera has so gracefully evolved her career. Full Story
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty – after throwing him out dramatically and leaking to the papers her commitment to staying away from him and getting in shape and going to the gym and focusing on her daughter – well, of course they’re back together. For almost a week now the two have been shacked up in secret at Claridges, throwing raucous parties, probably getting sh-tfaced stoned. Full Story
For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. As it turns out, the LA DA’s office will likely not be pressing charges, will likely drop the charges to misdemeanors instead, which means the most, most, most Lilo will face behind bars – which isn’t likely anyway – is 4 days. Full Story
Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been recorded last month, and apparently Britney bailed at the last minute, essentially pissing away a golden opportunity, perhaps the ONLY golden opportunity, to work with the hottest, most successful partnership in music today. Full Story
Am back in Vancouver and just in time. Ten days in my mother’s house nearly killed me.
Anyway, Shrek 3 was playing on the flight home. Total waste of time though Pippy’s voice was perfect as the young Prince. Seriously … it’s the speaking voice. But if the common complaint against David Beckham is his voice, couldn’t the same be said for Little Pip? And if talent earns forgiveness, then Becks’s prowess on the pitch surely must match JT’s skill on the stage, non?
And skilled he is. Talking is one thing. All-round performing is another. Word is JT delivered the goods last night in Toronto. As I was the first to report yesterday, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel flew in on Sunday morning to join him. She travelled with him to the arena, they entered via underground and she was seen roaming from backstage to frontstage to seats throughout the show. I’m told in concert she’s exactly as Cam was: singing along (only not as loudly) to every song, almost worshipful while watching her ticket to the A List. By all accounts, both were in fine spirits which may be why audience members say JT was much more engaging this time around. JT’s night in Toronto with the Shelf Ass – more on that later.
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Yours in gossip,