Same old...same old

August 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First photo of Lindsay Lohan in weeks! Here she is in Utah outside a tanning bar. Nice to know that rehab hasn’t changed her priorities. As you can see, Lilo has a ciggie in hand and seems very very happy to be photographed after an interminable break from the pappies. And of course now that everyone knows where to find her, bet your boob job we’ll be flooded with more “sightings” every day for the rest of the week. Full Story

The Original Ass

August 15, 2007 07:46:31 Posted at August 15, 2007 07:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching. Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been warped by the photoshopped images of perfect bottoms from page to page and magazine to magazine, I would still kill to look this good and this healthy at the beach, especially since she seems to have no qualms about being wider than her husband who is teeny tiny. Full Story

Sienna: yet another co-star

August 15, 2007 07:08:08 Posted at August 15, 2007 07:08:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday the British papers were linking her with Sean Bean – thanks to many of you I’ve now learned that Sean Bean is a bad bad man. Bad as in good. Like rough and naughty and boozy and a lothario with multiple babies from multiple baby mommas but irresistible too which is why he goes through women hard and fast. Full Story

Mandy: shoes yes, lips no, Umbrella hell nah!

August 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re just way too dark or the way they’ve been drawn, like super geisha super small or maybe it’s just that she’s trying so hard not to smile. Full Story

Britney on every cover

August 15, 2007 06:27:50 Posted at August 15, 2007 06:27:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing that Britney boozed in front of her boo boos to take the edge off of her anger and resentment, that she would request her nannies get in to bed with her and the boys, that she regularly stripped down to her undies, painfully insecure, needing validation about her body hotness. Full Story

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Sienna Miller and a real man? More on that later but let’s face it – he might be pretty, very very very pretty, but Jude’s a bit of a polka dot limpy, don’t you think?

As for your many emails yesterday relating to Katie Holmes and the car seat – see photo here for  a refresher – comparing her to Britney and calling out the injustice and pointing out the double standard…you will note that in the photo in question, the car door is still open. Katie appears to have just gotten in or about to get out and while you know I’m all over any opportunity to sh-t on Campaign Cruise, I wonder if it might be unwarranted on this occasion simply because I haven’t seen the next photo. The next photo could very well have shown her strapping Little Sci into safety. Or the previous photo could very well have shown her unstrapping Little Sci from safety as they exited the vehicle.

Point is, she wasn’t sitting in the driver’s seat with the child on her lap actually driving like that chicken fried twat!!! But by all means, if and when it’s determined that she was and does, by all means, let’s giv’er on her robo-ass. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,


Viggo Fighting Naked

August 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring Viggo and Naomi Watts. Full Story

Maroon 5 in Toronto and Vancouver!

August 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are performing on Canadian Idol tonight. And they are playing Toronto at the Air Canada Centre on October 4th and Vancouver at the Pacific Coliseum on November 3rd. Tickets on sale now at As legend would have it, shortly after splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson showed up at lead singer’s hotel room wearing nothin’ but a trench coat. Full Story

Hot and Cheese Douche

August 14, 2007 09:54:11 Posted at August 14, 2007 09:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer shopping in NYC. You know, it’s really too bad about the attitude. And the peeing. And the fact that he’ll be performing on a f7cking Carnival Cruise. Because if you take away the cheese from the douche, JM is admittedly attractive. He even wears pants well. But the peeing cheese cruising is irremovable. Full Story

Someone or No One?

August 14, 2007 09:12:51 Posted at August 14, 2007 09:12:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore oddly glammed up at Jet in Vegas on Sunday night on the arm of a dark dashing man. Can’t place him at first glance…can you? But even though it’s only a side shot, it’s plain as day – this dude is almost the hotness. Almost. It’s the jeans again, gossips. Full Story

Purging Ebola

August 14, 2007 08:29:04 Posted at August 14, 2007 08:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As hypothesised the other day – Nicole Richie appears to be phasing out Hollywood Ebola and in doing so undramatically, she leaves Paris no opportunity to use the end of a friendship to fuel her own agenda. If true… Well played, well played. Full Story