Oh Honey… Why???

November 7, 2007 15:27:25 Posted at November 7, 2007 15:27:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as both Brittany and Ashton Kutcher – see here Full Story

Not in Real Life

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Received an email a few weeks ago from a fan of The Office (American) suspecting that there may be something going on in real life between Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski given their adorable chemistry on the show. Apparently among rabid supporters, this is their biggest fantasy, especially after hearing word that Jenna had separated from her husband. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

GMD Permed!!!

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All hail the Xenu! After much lobbying over the last few days, and much objection to the GMD’s pin straight hair, perm shots have surfaced showing the GMD with sweet waves! Check it out – first look at Tom in Valkryie, the film besieged with problems during shooting in Germany this past summer. Full Story

Demi’s New ‘Do

November 7, 2007 09:58:45 Posted at November 7, 2007 09:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher stepped out last night at the Juicy Couture store opening in Beverly Hills showing off a much shorter ‘do… and a rather interesting cut. You likey? Me likey. Me likey Ashton clean-faced and handsome. Am also feeling his Pipsqueak ensemble. Also love how their noses are starting to match. Full Story

Country Bloat

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up arm in arm last night at the BMI Country Awards in Nashville and while she looks alright, he looks far from. Full Story

Keira Hates Rossum Too!

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of course what gets her “moody” is the news. Full Story

Geriatric Sex

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story

Chicken Fried Duran Duran

November 7, 2007 07:50:31 Posted at November 7, 2007 07:50:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duran Duran’s new song is called Falling Down. They’ve just shot the video – description below: “A woman dressed in a fur coat and fedora hat, is seen being dragged into a building by men in white coats. The brunette then kicks and screams in a small room, while medics try to calm her down. Full Story