Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Though they had not been seen together since last Thursday, and even though British Britney claimed on camera she’d never heard of him, Adnan is back in the picture. And how. And every paper will buy the photos. Chicken Fried Famewhore never ceases to amaze.

More on Britney and AFed below – on the day his estranged wife files for separation, Adnan “declares” himself on national television. How romantic.

But despite yesterday’s events, there is at least one person who woke up happy this morning. Denise Richards is the new parent pimp on the block, guaranteeing a new generation of Lilo and Brits. Yay.

Wednesday, am online all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday Ilona! 40 is definitely the number that should be named. 40 is the new 30!

PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.

To: Tom… From: Degrassi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

As revealed exclusively on eTalk last week, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero is gay and has decided to come out. Adamo tells his story to Nelson Branco in the new issue of Fab, explaining how he came to terms with his sexuality, what he struggled with, and the peace he found afterwards. Full Story

Fall In Love with My Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 13:26:39 January 23, 2008 13:26:39

They say Julie Christie can’t lose. And she shouldn’t. But if I had a ballot, as you know, apologies for repeating this for almost a year now, my vote would go to Marion Cotillard. Because her turn at Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose was simply astonishing. Please do see it if you haven’t. Full Story

Yoko & Romo: Over???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father. Full Story

The Other Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 11:36:15 January 23, 2008 11:36:15

It was a packed house in the Best Supporting Actor category this year and Josh Brolin was the odd man out. But nomination or not, 2007 was a banner career year, as Josh turned in American Gangster and, of course, No Country For Old Men. Unfortunately he happened to be acting opposite Javier Bardem who just might rank in the list of top villains for a long, long time. Full Story

The New Justin & Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

Love it. Rihanna and Chris Brown, trying to date undercover, but not really, seen here leaving Barney’s separately and then getting into the same SUV. Cute, non? Kinda like Britney and JT for a new generation. She’s the good girl gone bad. She’s the one with a different boyfriend every month. Full Story

The Nominee at Nobu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 09:08:09 January 23, 2008 09:08:09

A Canadian among the best actresses… now this, Canada, this is what we should celebrate. Instead of that skankbag Pamela Anderson. It’s sad though, isn’t it? That more Canadians have seen Pammy fellate Tommy than have seen Juno? For those who have seen Juno however I’m sure by now you are more than a little in love with Ellen Page. Full Story

Charlize at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 08:42:14 January 23, 2008 08:42:14

Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all smiles and unusually spirited…especially considering the cameras are around. Full Story

Becks in Africa, Posh in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 00:00:00 January 23, 2008 00:00:00

While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and posed, here’s Posh with Dita von Teese and Claudia Schiffer at Roland Mouret, the designer of her famous Moon Dress. Full Story

Willis > Stamos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 07:34:32 January 23, 2008 07:34:32

Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on to Bruce. Full Story

Probably an Old Client

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 07:20:43 January 23, 2008 07:20:43

Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi Fleiss clients. Full Story