Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 12:35:00 March 24, 2008 12:35:00

The poster for American Teen, the much hyped documentary due out July 25th that was the toast of Sundance this year, examining the lives of five students at an Indiana high school. To promote the project, they decided to channel John Hughes. Full Story

The Gift That’s Too Tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 12:17:48 March 24, 2008 12:17:48

Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story

Pip Gives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:50:00 March 24, 2008 11:50:00

Justin Timberlake dropped in in lowkey fashion at the Memphis Rock ‘n’ Soul Museum and the Memphis Music Foundation on Thursday donating $100,000 to each organisation in support of local programs encouraging young people in their music studies. Unlike his famewhore of a girlfriend, Pip made his gifts without much fanfare, popping in and out quickly, presumably because he’s been shooting long days and night on his new movie The Open Road. Full Story

Flying with The Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:28:00 March 24, 2008 11:28:00

Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: Angela was a on a flight last week from Houston to Orange County browsing through the latest issue of Elle. Full Story

America For America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:01:00 March 24, 2008 11:01:00

Understatement: There is a serious shortage of positive role modelling in young Hollywood. With the likes of Lilo and Ebola and Britney running around, skeezing it up in an effort to become the next Pamela Anderson, how refreshing to see someone like America Ferrera not shaving her pootie and putting it up for consumption. Full Story

How Could He Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 09:23:00 March 24, 2008 09:23:00

Page Six today ran an item about John Mayer’s internet proclivities. Ever the famewhore, who cannot refrain from blessing the world with his words, John replied on his own blog. Almost immediately. A screen cap is attached. Is John Mayer capable of turning the other? Or is he too addicted to the stank of his own sh*t? Thing is, this’d be kinda funny coming from George Clooney. Full Story

Shame Screw in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 09:10:00 March 24, 2008 09:10:00

See what I mean about Ed Westwick being a Shame F&ck? Here he is last week on the set of Gossip Girl in a blue suit – the cheese face, the long torso and the too short legs, the horribly unattractive gait, and the worst… his turned-out feet. Full Story

Long, Lean, Bright, and Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 08:28:34 March 24, 2008 08:28:34

What Happens in Vegas opens on May 9th and Cameron Diaz will begin heavy promotion for the film very shortly. Which is perhaps why she took it easy this weekend in LA, shopping yesterday for flowers and a bottle of wine… a perfect single girl Sunday night. Never noticed how beautiful and bright her blue eyes are. Full Story

Pam: Family Day and Fraud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 07:41:00 March 24, 2008 07:41:00

Pam and Tommy took their boys out for a movie yesterday in Malibu, apparently narrowly avoiding a run-in with Rick Salomon who has filed fraud claims of his own against Pam (she did the same) as they both move to annul their 2 month marriage. Annulment. Not divorce. Curious. You will note – Rick is considerably wealthier than Pam. Full Story

Just for a Party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:51:24 March 24, 2008 06:51:24

Madonna and Guy Ritchie attended a Kabbalah dress-up party in London – she went as Edith Piaf. So did she cover up those eyebrows or did she shave off her own just for one night? As for their relationship – not many people are buying the publicity stunt from last week, and UK insiders believe that they’ve arranged to stay a united front for the sake of the baby David Banda adoption. Full Story

Granny Freeze Pregnancy Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:23:00 March 24, 2008 06:23:00

Flynetonline.com grabbed a few shots of Granny’s ass boarding a plane. All the outlets are putting her at 5 months pregnant. Still the debate about whether or not she’s really pregnant rages on. Since I’m surrounded by child bearing friends, it is my understanding that most women don’t confirm publicly until they’re past their first trimester. Full Story