Friday, June 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Your boyfriend George Stroumboulopoulos spends an exclusive hour with Coldplay tonight on The Hour.  George gets a tour through their “bakery” with a very relaxed, very chill Chris Martin who keeps wearing the same coat – apparently it’s his signature coat. Speaking of Chris, have you seen the “interview” with Ricky Gervais? Not the one from Extras, but the clip that was posted on Ricky’s site a while ago, both of them giggling their balls off. I like the part when he says “the Chinese don’t know what they’re doing”. Hee. See below.

Finally… it’s Friday. Posting all day. Refresh, refresh, refresh.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Pippy Putts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 13:55:29 June 6, 2008 13:55:29

It hurts me to post these. It hurts to look at my golf clubs collecting dust in the closet. Just before breaking my arm, I had finally figured out my short game. Was supposed to break 100 this season. Many times. F*cking Mischa Barton Full Story

The Next Generation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 12:19:00 June 6, 2008 12:19:00

This is Dakota Johnson. She is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. You might remember her as Miss Golden Globe 2006. I remember her because she looked kinda cracked out that night and terribly, terribly skinny. So it’s no surprise now that Dakota is now modelling. Recently did a shoot for Vogue but, as you would expect, of course she wants to be an actor. Full Story

Who’s Wearing More Foundation?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 09:49:00 June 6, 2008 09:49:00

Received an email from someone months ago with this observation and since then have been able to see nothing else. Ryan Reynolds wears So.Much.Foundation. Have you seen Definitely, Maybe? Seriously, there’s so much packed in there it’s almost distracting. Not quivering. At all. As you know, I’m not down with his brand of beefcake appeal. Full Story

Mandy Holding Hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 09:34:28 June 6, 2008 09:34:28

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams walked hand and hand through NYC yesterday. Almost forgot they were dating though I suppose it makes sense. Certainly explains her little “bell jar” phase. Mandy won the Breakthrough Award at the MTV Movie Awards a few years ago for A Walk to Remember…remember? I actually enjoyed her much more in a hilarious movie called Saved! But since then good roles have been few and far between. Full Story

Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 07:57:26 June 6, 2008 07:57:26

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story

Carb Face & Abbie Go Public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 07:40:29 June 6, 2008 07:40:29

Last night at the Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish arrived together – their first time in public as a couple. Apparently they were sweet and loving and he had his arm around her and as you would expect, because this was reported in People, they seemed very much in love. Full Story

Little Nicole, Big Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 07:29:22 June 6, 2008 07:29:22

Nicole Richie headed to a meeting yesterday in skinny jeans and very, very high heels. Sigh. I love her. And lately I seem to be obsessed with her nose. Nicole Richie has a great nose. I have a hawk nose. I wish I could replace my hawk nose with Nicole’s nose. But work only begets more work. And pretty soon I’d look like Nicole…but Kidman. Full Story

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Gerry’s Paparazzi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2008 07:10:06 June 6, 2008 07:10:06

The Newroom is down the street from The Ivy on Robertson. If you’re eating on Robertson, you’re there for a reason: you want to be seen. It is an indisputable fact. Why hang out with the paps when there are so many other, and better!, places to eat in West Hollywood? So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday after lunch at the Newsroom, photographed by several outlets, perhaps because he’s finally achieved a slight improvement on the way he wears his pants. Full Story

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