Liv at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 12:18:25 January 21, 2008 12:18:25

Looks like Liv has her curves back spending the holidays with her husband and son, photographed by X17online.com at the beach still on vacation. I prefer my Liv healthy and fuller and not spending time with Kate Moss… don’t you? source Full Story

We’re No Good For Him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 12:04:14 January 21, 2008 12:04:14

Mark Darcy – every woman’s fantasy man. And Colin Firth is a man deserving of the title. But sigh… girls and gays, we can’t have him. Because he already has a good woman. And what are we compared to her? Here they are at LAX the other day – Colin and his wife Livia Giuggiolo. Full Story

For the Other Twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 11:52:45 January 21, 2008 11:52:45

Jared Leto at Sundance looking actually kinda… hot. Douchebags can be sexy. Probably freezing his balls off without a shirt on but kinda sexy nonetheless. And at least there aren’t bits of wiry pubes poking out to say hello. As you know, Jared was last spotted making out with Ashley Olsen. Full Story

Chicken Fried Keeps An Appointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 11:37:33 January 21, 2008 11:37:33

Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not she’s sad smut…not that he’s the most compassionate man on earth but even Simon Cowell. Full Story

Granny Freeze – it moves!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 10:56:14 January 21, 2008 10:56:14

No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they be staged??? Check out the gusto with which Granny is trying to move her forehead. Full Story

Katie > KatE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 09:37:54 January 21, 2008 09:37:54

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Sears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 00:00:00 January 21, 2008 00:00:00

What was your New Year’s resolution? Sears wants to know! Click here for the poll. My unofficial NY resolution was to work out like gangbusters. Full Story

How Many You Reckon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 08:38:03 January 21, 2008 08:38:03

TMZ.com has been very aggressive the last week or so about the sudden end to Pamela Anderson’s pregnancy, not so subtly reporting that she had the situation “taken care of”, the way she allegedly “took care of it” when she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby a little more than a year ago. Full Story

Chicken Fried AFed-free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 08:26:35 January 21, 2008 08:26:35

Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke on Saturday that Sam even went so far as to take out a restraining order against Adnan – an report that AFed is disputing. Full Story

Damage Control Nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 00:00:00 January 21, 2008 00:00:00

For 10 years on Thursday nights they were a source of comfort. They were our Friends. They were there for us… when the rain starts to fall. They were there for us… like they’ve been there before. Not Monica, Joey, Chandler, Ross, or Phoebe…No, no not them. They sucked ass after season 4. Full Story

Cheater Uninterrupted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 07:15:43 January 21, 2008 07:15:43

The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for. But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Full Story