April 20, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2017 13:55:32 April 20, 2017 13:55:32

For Kasey and Axle – because Andrea says you’re her “friend for life” and right now, you’re missing your friend for life. “Friend” is a big word. It means from the beginning to the end. And forever with no end. Which is what this will be: 10 years that becomes a lifetime, Axle eternal. Full Story

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Dear Gossips,

The Hollywood Reporter is continuing to release excerpts from the upcoming Sherry Lansing biography, Leading Lady, which will be released next week. Sherry was the head of Paramount when Mel Gibson made Braveheart. And yesterday THR published  Read Full Intro

The Greatest Of All Time is having a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2017 21:00:50 April 19, 2017 21:00:50

If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know how I feel about Serena Williams. Like when I found out that Serena and I have the same birthday (many years apart), I practically set myself on fire with excitement. Full Story

Bill O’Reilly out at Fox News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2017 19:35:09 April 19, 2017 19:35:09
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WENN

Almost three weeks ago, The New York Times “found a total of five women who have received payouts from Bill O’Reilly or Fox News” in exchange for agreeing not to pursue litigation or speak about their accusations (of workplace and/or sexual harassment) against him. Full Story

Keira Knightley Trapped In Pirate-Land

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 19, 2017 18:30:24 April 19, 2017 18:30:24

A new Japanese trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Give Us Gold—I legit can’t remember the title and I JUST watched the trailer, not a great sign—was released yesterday and it spoils what I assume was to be a surprise for fans of the franchise (do those still exist?). Keira Knightley Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2017 17:43:02 April 19, 2017 17:43:02

On today's Sasha Answers podcast: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner divorce drama, whether or not taking relationship breaks actually works, and how to stay sane when your best friend is dating your ex. 

So it was all a baby blackmail attempt? (Dlisted) 

No Frauds was an average effort by Nicki Minaj. It needs the video to boost it (Just Jared) 

Tori Spelling’s fetish (Cele|bitchy) 

Alec Baldwin’s Trump performance secrets (TooFab) 

JLO and ARod are back in Miami (TMZ) 

See? Billy Bush… will be fine (The Superficial) 

Agree, Naomi Watts’s shoes are brutal (Go Fug Yourself) 

Apparently Cara Delevingne’s eyelashes are too believable…or not believable? (Jezebel) 

Taylor Kitsch has been found (Pajiba) 

 

….CARMEN SANDIEGO!?

Duana Posted by Duana at April 19, 2017 16:14:38 April 19, 2017 16:14:38
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Ethan Miller/ Getty Images

Is there a word for the kind of family legend that only half the family enjoys telling? In our house, it’s my parent’s legendary consequence bombs. They were the MASTERS of follow-through, no leniency allowed. Case in point, when I lost the house key they gave me in grade six, I didn’t get another one until three years later. Full Story

DAMN KENDRICK

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at April 19, 2017 15:44:46 April 19, 2017 15:44:46

Kendrick Lamar released DAMN. on Good Friday. I didn’t listen to DAMN. until Saturday afternoon. I wasn’t busy. I was waiting. I wanted to savour it. You know the envy you feel towards someone who hasn’t watched your favourite TV series yet? When anyone tells me they haven’t started Friday Night Lights, I desperately want to swap brains with them so I can re-experience the first time Tami Taylor said, “Hey y’all. Full Story