Mandy Moore at the premiere of Dedication last night. Love her body, loooove the shoes, COVET the shoes, and the dress works too. Perhaps a little severe for summer but still…minus the lips she looks gorgeous. Don’t know exactly what it is – maybe it’s because they’re just way too dark or the way they’ve been drawn, like super geisha super small or maybe it’s just that she’s trying so hard not to smile. Full Story
On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing that Britney boozed in front of her boo boos to take the edge off of her anger and resentment, that she would request her nannies get in to bed with her and the boys, that she regularly stripped down to her undies, painfully insecure, needing validation about her body hotness. Full Story
Sienna Miller and a real man? More on that later but let’s face it – he might be pretty, very very very pretty, but Jude’s a bit of a polka dot limpy, don’t you think?
As for your many emails yesterday relating to Katie Holmes and the car seat – see photo here for a refresher – comparing her to Britney and calling out the injustice and pointing out the double standard…you will note that in the photo in question, the car door is still open. Katie appears to have just gotten in or about to get out and while you know I’m all over any opportunity to sh-t on Campaign Cruise, I wonder if it might be unwarranted on this occasion simply because I haven’t seen the next photo. The next photo could very well have shown her strapping Little Sci into safety. Or the previous photo could very well have shown her unstrapping Little Sci from safety as they exited the vehicle.
Point is, she wasn’t sitting in the driver’s seat with the child on her lap actually driving like that chicken fried twat!!! But by all means, if and when it’s determined that she was and does, by all means, let’s giv’er on her robo-ass. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.
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Yours in gossip,
Every day I receive emails campaigning for Viggo Mortensen on the Freebie Five. Don’t hide. I know you’re out there. So this is for you. One of the most highly anticipated gala premieres at the Toronto International Film Festival this year is David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises starring Viggo and Naomi Watts. Full Story
They are performing on Canadian Idol tonight. And they are playing Toronto at the Air Canada Centre on October 4th and Vancouver at the Pacific Coliseum on November 3rd. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.ca As legend would have it, shortly after splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson showed up at lead singer’s hotel room wearing nothin’ but a trench coat. Full Story
John Mayer shopping in NYC. You know, it’s really too bad about the attitude. And the peeing. And the fact that he’ll be performing on a f7cking Carnival Cruise. Because if you take away the cheese from the douche, JM is admittedly attractive. He even wears pants well. But the peeing cheese cruising is irremovable. Full Story
Drew Barrymore oddly glammed up at Jet in Vegas on Sunday night on the arm of a dark dashing man. Can’t place him at first glance…can you? But even though it’s only a side shot, it’s plain as day – this dude is almost the hotness. Almost. It’s the jeans again, gossips. Full Story
Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what? On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass golddigger who’s only earning potential comes from exploiting his ex wife. Full Story
Am overcome with jealousy. Ross Matthews, the “intern” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is name dropping Gwyneth. Bitch. I wish I could name drop Gwyneth. The two have been fast friends since he saw her on a carpet and asked her, “Will you be my best friend.” She said yes and promptly emailed him. Full Story