February 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 06:46:07 February 27, 2008 06:46:07

To Emma on your 15th birthday tomorrow – thank you so much for reading my blog with mom. Enjoy the year before your sweet 16 and promise me you won’t grow up too fast? Happy belated smutty spicy 29th to Urmie from your BFF Theodora. Thrilled you enjoyed the Spice Show the other night. And you were NOT the oldest hags there! Remember Geri lies about her age all the time! To Dawn who went back to work for the first time since Zara – how you holdin’ up? Your “yummy mummy” friends say they miss you on playdates. Full Story

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Remaining Oscar posts have been added below - scroll down -  including Johnny and Vanessa and Javier and Marion.

Today"s gossip including details re: John Krasinski and flirting with Zach Braff to come.

Oh and Colin Farrell was at the Roosevelt pool bar last night. More on that later.

Am writing furiously but while you"re waiting - here"s an Oscar weekend riddle:

Eggs in Public: at an Oscar party on Sunday night, he"s been drinking, she"s been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn"t, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.

More coming soon!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Annyong David!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 13:43:03 February 26, 2008 13:43:03

Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free show at the ACC when Posh takes her final bow. Full Story

Eggs in Public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 06:22:00 February 26, 2008 06:22:00

At an Oscar party on Sunday night, he"s been drinking, she"s been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn"t, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.  Full Story

The Night Before with John & Rashida

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 10:40:00 February 26, 2008 10:40:00

We were at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night where the Night Before Oscar party was happening. So many stars – better attended than the Oscars and I’ll be up for a week straight writing down all my observations. Will get to the breaking information first. John Krasinski and Rashida Jones – she is gorgeous in person with the sexiest voice ever – left together holding hands, climbed into his black Lexus and drove away. Full Story

No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 09:33:36 February 26, 2008 09:33:36

Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope. A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard with these instructions: Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, and … don’t even breathe in her direction. Full Story

Oscar Thanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 09:22:03 February 26, 2008 09:22:03

Skip to the next if you can’t stand it but it would be criminal not to thank those who helped make Oscar weekend so amazing. Here’s Dylan being Dylan posing with Oscar in his tux. Note – at the Oscars, EVERYONE has to dress up. Camera crew, assistants, technicians, anyone with access to the carpet for whatever reason has to get dolled up. Full Story

Best Oscar Man: Javier Bardem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 07:22:00 February 26, 2008 07:22:00

He is a giant of a man. So tall, so sexy, so strong, so… MAN. We watched him stalking the carpet, full of nervous energy but chill at the same time. We watched him pose at the photo wall – something about the way he planted his legs firmly on the spot… it was like a challenge to photographers: hurry up, I don’t have time for this, there are many women I need to make love to. Full Story

Best Oscar Dress: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 07:17:00 February 26, 2008 07:17:00

There was no dress last night as exquisite as hers. Not a dress for everyone, but for a French girl, with inimitable French style, wearing French couture, and charming everyone in the auditorium, it was perfect. Jack Nicholson apparently couldn’t get enough of her. At one point he was overhead cracking: Now why couldn’t I present Best Actress? Unanimous agreement – my Marion was one of the highlights of a rather dull show. Full Story

Best Oscar Porn: Johnny & Vanessa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 07:11:00 February 26, 2008 07:11:00

Hers was my favourite black dress – beautifully constructed, up close you could see the gathers, and the way it fit around her waist was amazing. It was the first time I’d seen them together… was well worth the wait. Between Johnny and Vanessa, it’s not really porn like Pitt Porn - the kind of porn that causes a hush along a press line, or the kind of porn that makes evened seasoned journalists giddy – but rather a sweetness that affirms it is possible to find something authentic in a town that is for the most part so full of sh*t. Full Story

Worst Oscar Breasts: Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 07:05:00 February 26, 2008 07:05:00

In photos they actually don’t look so droopy. In person however and on tv too they looked like a burden, like the weight of a hundred sandbags ready to collapse. Is Andre Leon Talley to blame for this one too? Poor thing had to wear a space station bolero last year, remember? A shame, really, because Jennifer Hudson is just so delicious it’s unfortunate the people around her have ass for style. Full Story