Monday, October 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

A full weekend’s worth of the Brange stimulation. Am spent.

I blogged late Friday and all weekend. Scroll down, get caught up, you don’t want to miss any clues, and you especially don’t want to miss Gwyneth telling you about all her favourite places in London that you can’t afford to go to. Snort.

Monday – am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks to Dove and Waking up Hannah for sponsoring this weekend. Have you woken up Hannah yet?

The preemptive promenade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 16:46:21 October 6, 2008 16:46:21

Angelina took Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara to an art store in New York without the Chosen One. Before the internet child protection agency could move in to accuse her of hating her biological child though, Angie moved to strike first today in New Orleans bringing out the Shiloh for a little family walk. Full Story

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Mimi vs Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 14:26:17 October 6, 2008 14:26:17

Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. Full Story

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It’s easy but it’s not hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:44:51 October 6, 2008 12:44:51

Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right? Not so. Full Story

Brad for Obama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:33:39 October 6, 2008 12:33:39

You know the deal with the Brange, right? Especially Brad. Masters of manipulation. Few photographs are taken without motivation. And so from New York to New Orleans, check out Brad on his bike with a book in his hand. And who’s on the cover? Barack Obama. Aren’t they like 77th cousins or something? But will it backfire? Celebrity endorsements are no political guarantees. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:21:08 October 6, 2008 12:21:08

The GMD to save the Crackie of Camden! (Dlisted)

Two dumb twats go whoring (Hollywood Tuna)

Matt Damon pulls a JLo…without the hype (Just Jared)

High School Musical…camel toe! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny as always – just tits and lips (Pop Sugar)

Posh’s only statement of truth (Holy Moly UK)

Who makes Angelina look fat? (INO)

Oh f&ck off Love! (Cele|bitchy)

How is this a C cup? (The Blemish)

Britney broke? Is that why they’re working her so hard? (IDLYITW)

Friend or Fling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 08:55:23 October 6, 2008 08:55:23

You really never know with Drew Barrymore. She blurs the line all the time… This is Drew in Hollywood the other day having lunch with an unidentified male. Photographers claim they seemed “close” but look at him. He’s older. And we all know, Drew likes ‘em young. Smutty analysis? Friend that could have been a one night fling. Full Story

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Hot dog at the Dodger game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 08:36:15 October 6, 2008 08:36:15

Vince Vaughn was once photographed often. Then he dumped Jennifer Aniston and returned to normal life. Like going to the baseball game, eating a hotdog, stretching, drinking with his buddies, getting bloated, and making romantic comedies. Here’s Vince yesterday watching the Dodgers sweep the Cubs. Full Story

Lohan public humiliation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:34:58 October 6, 2008 07:34:58

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story

Losing on purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:32:46 October 6, 2008 07:32:46

Salma Hayek was in Germany yesterday and appeared on Wetten Dass. Salma apparently lost a bet and ended up having to squeeze her cans into this outfit which was clearly inadequate. The result? Sweet Mother Nature. And now an appearance which would have barely registered anywhere is now being talked about everywhere. Full Story

Bond in a sling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:06:48 October 6, 2008 07:06:48

Daniel Craig showed up at an Ian Fleming tribute this weekend wearing a sling for an injury UK tabloids are assuming was sustained while shooting final sequences for Bond. The big Bond London premiere is happening on October 29th. It’s the red carpet event of the season… even the princes will be there. Full Story