Hamptons Mischa

August 13, 2007 03:59:45 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dark hair, love it. Hamptons young chic this weekend, love it. That she looks her age and dresses the same, that she does not have a sex tape and is not headed for rehab (anymore) and has never been tight with Hollywood Ebola….love, love, love it all. So her happy face and her sad face and her mad face all look the same. Full Story

Dancing Euro Pacey

August 13, 2007 03:56:17 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a tricky thing for me – men dancing. If done well, an incredible turn on. But if not… an instant quiver killer. I happened to marry a white man who cannot CANNOT dance. And I only realised it in full magnitude this weekend when I saw my husband “groove” dance for the first time at our buddy Joe"s wedding. Full Story

Campaign Cruise: the new Camelot?

August 13, 2007 03:20:40 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:20:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dr Cher, a long time reader, suggested the theory: Katie’s new style, Tom’s relentless hetero virility message, and Little Sci captivating everyone with her cuteness… is the GMD attempting his own version of Camelot? As summer draws to a close, campaign season is just around the corner. Full Story

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It Breeds

August 13, 2007 03:15:50 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:15:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Ebola holding court at her Malibu beach house this weekend, entertaining the pappies, and also recruiting a new accessory – now that she’s exploited her dogs and saturated the market with photos of herself abusing animals, Paris has unleashed her virus all over a small child. Full Story

Saving Amy

August 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Contrary to widespread reports last week, turns out Amy Winehouse is not in rehab. Her family is apparently looking into a suitable facility and she is being attended to by medical personnel but she has not been officially admitted into treatment. They did however confirm that she overdosed. Said Amy: "It was just crazy—one of the most terrifying moments of my life. Full Story

Pitt Porn in the Windy City

August 13, 2007 03:06:45 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field Museum – all four children joining their parents. Full Story

Everyone vs Britney

August 13, 2007 03:00:41 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless greedy f*ck. Full Story

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am just in on red eye from Vancouver to Toronto. Please forgive typos?

We’re here for our buddy Joe Hong’s wedding - a dirty boy fully reformed. Can’t believe it. Congratulations!

And some media engagements too: My husband and I will be waking up with the gays on Monday morning with Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace on Proud FM the Pride of Toronto. Tune in at 8am to hear my husband squirm!!!

Speaking of gays…

My main ‘mo Darren was having a bit of a “day” yesterday: his Life Coach is on holiday and we couldn’t book matching manicures. To cheer him up we decided to indulge in a little classic Catherine Tate. Most of you have likely seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, click here for the clip.

Chinese, basically.

F*cking kills me every time. As Darren said, it gets funnier every time you watch. Perhaps a little levity to kickstart your weekend.

Friday, blogging all day, check back often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Beyonce in Vancouver!

August 10, 2007 12:04:29 Posted at August 10, 2007 12:04:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce’s concert tour hits GM Place on September 7th. She will be joined by Robin Thicke and yes… I’ve read your emails… I know how he makes you quiver. Tickets are ON SALE NOW – go to www.ticketmaster.ca/ to purchase. Full Story

The Thinnification of Kelly Osbourne

August 10, 2007 11:46:32 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:46:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe the trench is just cut very well but Kelly looks awfully little awfully quickly these days, non? But hey, benefit of the doubt, if it’s been achieved the smart and sensible way… fantastic. More power to her. Here’s Kelly in London prepping for her role on stage in Chicago. I hear she will blow everyone away, that she is an unbelievable performer. Full Story

Scarjo Wide Leg

August 10, 2007 11:26:25 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon. Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Full Story