November 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 07:45:14 November 5, 2008 07:45:14

Congratulations Jennifer P who was just married in Calgary! For Tamara in North Vancouver who endured 40 hours to see Magnus – Congratulations! With so much love from your sister Brenda who misses you. Wishing a very happy (and somewhat belated) 31st birthday to Julie in Ottawa! You may be old, but you're totally hot. Full Story

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

New articles were posted late in the day yesterday including the weak ass minivan motivated f-ckery that’s taken over Grey’s Anatomy and Lindsay Lohan getting dumped for Denise Richards. Scroll down to get caught up. More on both today.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, still in Tofino, and if you have the chance, you really should come some time. Not just because it’s where Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married but because it’s so beautiful we don’t want to go home tomorrow. And we might not. Here’s the view from the first floor patio of our rented cottage. If you look closely, you can see surfers.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

GOOPy’s movie must suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 16:31:00 November 4, 2008 16:31:00

Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s a style icon – would lose their sh-t over the beauty of her choice. Full Story

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His expression, her expression

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 16:19:53 November 4, 2008 16:19:53

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story

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Oh baby, when you`re in uniform…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 12:42:27 November 4, 2008 12:42:27

Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse, Can I call you that? Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the base of Mount Everest. Full Story

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Dressing up the BooBoos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 11:56:10 November 4, 2008 11:56:10

As mentioned the other day, Born Again Chicken Fried has taken to using her website BritneySpears.com as a promotional tool for her new album. Brilliant. She’s also complaining about the paps, posting videos of instances when they’ve gone too far. Fair enough. But now it’s become a family album. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 11:16:22 November 4, 2008 11:16:22

Balanced love (Dlisted)

I can’t believe I like Ebola’s dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Looking her age (Just Jared)

The ONLY way to remember the Shelf Ass (IDLYITW)

Heidi Klum as the GMD (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Do you believe her? (INO)

Liam Gallagher is cool? WTF? (Holy Moly)

Woah! Angie! The other one! (Yeeeah!)

How Brad Pitt likes his wine (Cele|bitchy)

George Clooney and Guy Ritchie compete for the same woman? (Pop Sugar)

You just hooked yourself a Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 09:59:00 November 4, 2008 09:59:00

Spoilers! Caution! Michelle wrote to me this morning that Blair needs to have Serena’s breasts killed off the show because they are usurping every scene. True. Last night’s episode had its moments but overall, can Jenny Humphrey please eat an avocado and then f--k off? And can she take “bad” Dan with her? Then again, he wrote the Chuck exposé which is setting up for the big death. Full Story

Around the world with Satsuki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 09:17:00 November 4, 2008 09:17:00

Last night, Berlin premiere of Bond Quantum, Daniel Craig arrived of course with his ever present fiancee Satsuki Mitchell. There were rumours floating around earlier this summer that the two had married in a top secret ceremony in Oregon. Her father was asked about it in London last week and explained that the two had returned to Sats’s hometown for her grandmother’s birthday and that they are not husband and wife just yet. Full Story

Granny in labour, Granny undressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 08:07:00 November 4, 2008 08:07:00

People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Full Story

Posh in black leather and the marathon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 07:47:23 November 4, 2008 07:47:23

This is Victoria Beckham dressed comfortably for the 10 hour flight from LA to London yesterday in a killer Belstaff leather jacket and Loubie booties. Needless to say, she totally wasn’t expecting to be photographed. Nor did she want to be. As you can see, even by her standards, Posh looks especially gaunt in the face these days. Full Story