Porny Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 08:05:44 August 20, 2008 08:05:44

Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:42:11 August 20, 2008 07:42:11

Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m. Full Story

Orly Man on a Bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:34:36 August 20, 2008 07:34:36

The manliest elf in Hollywood booted around New York yesterday on his bike, dropping off girlfriend and model Miranda Kerr. But In Touch reported that she and Orlando Bloom were bust? As usual, In Touch is full of ass. Clearly, Orly and Miranda are fine. And still all over each other in public too.  Full Story

Flags & Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:18:39 August 20, 2008 07:18:39

The Gossip Boys shooting in New York yesterday – Chace Crawford, his hair meticulously tousled just so wearing green and navy stripes and a denim wash that only the very rich or the very low classy seem to prefer (why is that you think?) alongside Chuck Bass in a cardigan dotted with what looks like, to me anyway, little flags with arrows that point to a pompous douche. Full Story

Pube Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:00:28 August 20, 2008 07:00:28

He’s a nice kid. He works hard, he has great manners, he’s intelligent, he seems sweet…but he does have that baby face. And a baby face on a 19 year old boy trying to be a man is regarded as a curse. Which is probably why he’s trying out the facial hair. Problem is… Daniel Radcliffe is follicularly challenged. Full Story

Two for Two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 06:53:38 August 20, 2008 06:53:38

As I reported exclusively yesterday - Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together. Monday night it was dinner in Toronto. Tuesday they ran errands in Yorkville, seen at the Manulife Centre, strolling hand in hand on Avenue Road, and at one point smiling broadly as they ducked into a store. Full Story

August 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 06:50:09 August 20, 2008 06:50:09

Happy 33rd Birthday Jill with love from Lauren. Moisturisers and marathons? Much better than Botox. You should share that with Granny Freeze! Congrats to KirstO on your big engagement from LindO. To Meghan – Happy 29th Birthday! How was Thom Yorke last night?  Full Story

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“Am I need to say something? How beautiful am I?”

Yelena Isinbayeva last night on NBC’s Olympic coverage. Amazing. Finally a Russian diva to entertain at the Games. No one does drama like a Russian diva. Just ask Svetlana Khorkina. Watching Yelena own that Bird’s Nest last night, prancing around the track like some kind of Jolie scripting her own film… it was the best thing ever. Love, love, love, LOVE her.

And also Canada’s Ian Millar, 9 time Olympian, 61 years old, who brought home silver for Canada and dedicated it to his late wife. He lost her in March. Ian is headed to London in 2012.

Freebie Five is screwed up. Will fix soon.

Tuesday – am online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


No Means Yes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 13:11:10 August 19, 2008 13:11:10

It’s been widely circulated this week that my boyfriend Michael Phelps is either dating Amanda Beard or model Lily Donaldson. The rumours seem to have no roots – they don’t even come from a bottom feeding rag. Like literally plucked from a random cyber link with absolutely no reference. Full Story

Shelf Ass at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 12:29:29 August 19, 2008 12:29:29

Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Full Story