Now Reese would NEVER slut it up for Halloween. Reese and Jakey went trick-or-treating in full costume last night with her kids in Brentwood– she as a witch, he as a gorilla. Apparently the two were deliriously happy, holding hands and flirting and kissing and nuzzling and still desperately trying to save their movie and the DVD in a few months? Reese loves campaigning with her family – she earned an Oscar that way, though I wonder if this doesn’t sting just a little for Ryan Phillippe. Full Story
No question, Denise Richards’s golddiggery talents are amateurish compared to Heather Mills but still… she’s honing her craft and practising every day. Especially since Heather’s recent ranting has probably served as inspiration. So would you believe that Denise took her girls to the petting zoo on Monday and voila – the paps just happened to show up? And snap the most beautiful, most adorable family photo ever? Denise is such a devoted and doting mother … can’t you tell? A for effort. Full Story
Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between the legs an absolute necessity? Is it just me? Photos from Splash Full Story
Over the course of the past week, Paris has paraded around in a series of costumes that, but for colour and a few minor details, are exactly the same. Short, flared skirt baring ass and tight around the tits. Last night, the theme was military. Hollywood Ebola the military whore. MK over at DListed.com Full Story
Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story
That gag order must be killing Heather Mills. But still she found her way on television this morning to seek public sympathy all while moaning and groaning about the horror story that has become her life and – get this – comparing her experience to that of Princess Diana’s. Heather Mills is always the victim.
More on that golddigging slag later. And also a few details on what it takes to be a George Girl. Clooney, I mean…although I’m sure many of you are hoping it was Stroumboulopoulos.
Wednesday – online all day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday to Briony in Regina!
But still…no toe is f&cking weird. Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk, know what I mean? You remember that scene from Silence of the Lambs when the serial killer tucks his peepee between his legs and totters around? I’m telling you – I can’t look at Tyra Banks the same way ever again. Full Story
You hear? It’s KatE Holmes. Not KatIE. And the GMD is making that very clear. He sat down with Entertainment Tonight’s Jann Carl in Paris last week for an interview airing tomorrow to promote his new film Lions for Lambs. Of course in order to do so, Tom started talking about his wife and his Little Sci, all while referring to Katie as KatE:"I feel lucky. Full Story
LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and Posh could have a thin-off, non? Kelly spent the morning walking around shouting “mayjah!” over and over again. Full Story
Of all of Michael Moore’s movies, this one hit closest to the heart. Less inflammatory but no less shocking, the crux of the matter is health care, or the lack of an adequate health care system and a current iteration that is failing millions in the United States. People are sick and they are not getting help. Full Story