The Thinnification of Kelly Osbourne

August 10, 2007 11:46:32 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:46:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe the trench is just cut very well but Kelly looks awfully little awfully quickly these days, non? But hey, benefit of the doubt, if it’s been achieved the smart and sensible way… fantastic. More power to her. Here’s Kelly in London prepping for her role on stage in Chicago. I hear she will blow everyone away, that she is an unbelievable performer. Full Story

Scarjo Wide Leg

August 10, 2007 11:26:25 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon. Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Full Story

Spicey Beau!

August 10, 2007 07:57:48 Posted at August 10, 2007 07:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Bunton – Baby Spice – gave birth to a baby. She called him Beau. Great name, non? Now it’s on to tour prep. As you know, the reunion tour kicks off in December. The girls are apparently scheduled to be back in rehearsals by end of October, early November which is why Geri’s been working out like a fiend and Posh won’t eat til next summer. Full Story

Ebola infects Entourage

August 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Huge disappointment. Adrian Grenier has been diseased. No one is safe, see? Check it out – Adrian hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Hollwood Ebola at the beach. Apparently it’s for some documentary he’s putting together on the symbiotic relationship between the paparazzi and celebrities but unless he’s planning to completely skewer her in the final product, which is doubtful, it ooks like Adrian Grenier has to be taken off the list. Full Story

She Must Return

August 10, 2007 07:20:22 Posted at August 10, 2007 07:20:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After 3 short days in the States, Katie Holmes was photographed at LAX yesterday heading back to Berlin to rejoin the GMD and Little Sci. Sigh. I covet that coat. And she doesn’t look half bad in wide legs either. Oh and look down… look at those alligator heels. Normally I would be jealous but I just bought a pair yesterday, only mine are Cynthia Vincent brown booties for Fall – see attached, my new babies. Full Story

Love in St Tropez

August 10, 2007 06:58:46 Posted at August 10, 2007 06:58:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – totally irresistible – on vacay for a few days in St Tropez. What is it with St Tropez this summer??? Must have her bikini and the flimsy little tank she wearing over it. Am quivering over his easy style, his gait… Joshua Jackson wears pants well, non? And you know why these two work? They work because there’s equality. Full Story

Angie at Work

August 10, 2007 06:40:43 Posted at August 10, 2007 06:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie, all business but also joking around, on the set of Wanted in Chicago collaborating on her scene – as you can see, she has to drive around in that red Viper. I rarely like what she wears - not that it’s ugly, it’s just not that interesting most of the time. But I do like this cute dress…if she’d only shake her hair out and rock another pair of shoes. Full Story

Nicole’s Baby Body

August 10, 2007 06:22:29 Posted at August 10, 2007 06:22:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie has breasts! And a little growing belly! Here they are – Nicole with Joel protectively guiding her, out and about in LA. I have to tell you, after watching her interview with Diane Sawyer, I am completely charmed. I love Nicole Richie. My Gwyneth loves her too. As for that one problem, that little viral problem, the friendship with Hollywood Ebola Full Story

What About Him?

August 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amy Winehouse finally and reluctantly in rehab just a couple of days after she was hospitalised for “exhaustion”, now revealed (no kidding) to be a drug overdose. Apparently she went on a 3 day bender with her husband that involved alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, and even K. Nice. Talented and tragic – 30 years ago it was iconic. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway!!!

August 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know I sucked this week going away with family for 3 days but I can’t tell you how grateful I am that you keep coming back to the site. Would like to introduce a new feature – the Smutty Sponsor. As addressed in the FAQ, delivering the smut would not be possible without your support and also the support of advertisers. Full Story

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Away with family on a mountain for a few days, very limited internet, but good to see not much has changed: Britney’s crazy knows no depths, Denise Richards is still a scheming greedy douche, with sperm hunter now added to her illustrious list of attributes, and the tabloids continue to erroneously proclaim the death of Pitt Porn.

Strangely reassuring.

A thousand apologies for the smutty delay. Duty, traffic, technology… my list of excuses is long, but unlike Paris Hilton, my contrition is sincere. Please forgive?

Catching up and yes... will comment on Gwyneth.

Thursday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,