Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete tits Mrs Beckham is not happy about that. Full Story
We were married 6 years ago this week – longer than many, if not most, Hollywood marriages. To celebrate, he surprised me with a suite at the hotel where he proposed and where we held our wedding reception, dropping the dog off at grandma’s in the afternoon and then sweeping me away for a night of romance.
But smut never rests.
There’s Kid Rock just as we’re heading out for a walk. Accompanied by an overweight bodyguard who doesn’t look like he could do much damage to anyone and some other loser, Kid gave us a head nod with a “what’s up” before lifting his left arm and sniffing. Pure sex.
And then Pure Sex actually walked in. Of course… David Beckham. Yes David Beckham. In the hotel. He’s here for an exhibition match tomorrow (Wednesday) against the Vancouver Whitecaps. It’s turned into quite a big deal for locals – they’ve even adjusted the ferry schedule just to accommodate extra travellers coming and going for a glimpse at the Hotness.
So the Hotness is here. Which is why the air in this place is suddenly thick with lust. Girls at reception are giggling, catering staff peeking around corners, horny ass broads waiting outside the front doors hoping for some eye contact and infidelity.
Gossip never sleeps.
Tuesday – am online all day, unless I get stuck in an elevator with the Golden Balls…yes, yes, yes!
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Serena who is finally home after a lengthy pilgrimage to India – Georgia missed you. Time to catch up!
When Kate Moss is on her A Game, there is no other. Check her out first shopping in Notting Hill, then ending the day at Claridges rockin’ a killer sweater and red nails and a grey purse I must have. Amazingly enough, her face actually looks fresh, even rested, and recovered…must be her one coke day off? Photos from Splash Full Story
Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong and Tranny). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s not the most flattering look, is it? By contrast, Mandy Moore is delightful in flattering black and Louboutins – what else does a girl need? Love the subdued makeup, love that her hair actually moved, love that she has kept her curves and refuses to stop eating – or “hypnosis” as Lily Allen likes to call it. Full Story
If Aaron Eckhart is currently single, it’s a perfect perfect perfect match. Perhaps love will bloom on set in Vancouver? Have just learned that Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart will shoot Travelling in Vancouver beginning January. Aaron will play a grief expert called Burke Preston (no…seriously…) who has closure issues of his own and who finds solace in Jennifer’s character – Eloise – who loves to garden and has her own dark history. Full Story
Does this look like a face not poked by needles, not pulled by strings, not scrubbed by a surgeon? Apparently Nicole Kidman expects you to believe that yes, indeed, what you see is what was always meant to be. In a new interview with Marie Claire, Nicole says she is “natural”: "To be honest, I am completely natural. Full Story
My Gwyneth landing in NYC from London yesterday – as you can see, Gwyneth does not appear to be impressed with someone/something. Check out her snotnosed expression that I imagine was probably accompanied by an impatient expulsion of air: Ugh. I asked for a trolley made from recycled rubber. How hard can it be to follow simple instructions? source Full Story
Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. Full Story
Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA Galaxy shirt and training pants, very lean in person, and to be honest – I’m not feeling the hair or the facial growth (makes him look like a rat) so, while he is forever the quiveration, he has certainly looked better. Full Story
Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Full Story