It’s a long weekend in Canada. Am away from home on a short family getaway with limited internet connection. As such, only short postings today – see below – and, barring major Hollywood disaster, nothing regular until Wednesday.
A thousand apologies for the inconvenience. Am so sorry for screwing up your smut and grateful for your understanding.
Thank you, love you owe you,
Yours in gossip,
As is the case with LaineyBooks, we are still awaiting certain tech upgrades before properly launching the LaineyMovies page. But if you can forgive the anticlimactic introduction, here’s the inaugural movie review written by Michelle Crespi, a properly educated journalist and not some smutty internet hack. Full Story
Since the disastrous OK Magazine meltdown, the tawdry story of her video shoot hysterics, and her dramatic scuffle with the paparazzi in Vegas, Britney has scaled back her crazy, abstaining from the every night club schedule that usually precedes a breakdown and reconnecting with cousin Alli Sims. And it would appear that Alli’s reinstatement into her life has resulted in some improvements. Full Story
Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine”. And the father wants to see her. Full Story
Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, Maddox was not happy to see them the day before his birthday. Full Story
What is it with St Tropez this year? The GMD and Katie arrived in the South of France and reportedly sparked a near-riot, as paparazzi surrounded the VIP Club after word spread they were inside - Katie dancing, Tom trying to. Check out this exclusive photo of Katie upclose - no makeup, not a trace. And you know what? I"m all over it. Full Story
According to Page Six the two have been spending a lot of time together – trips to the gym and romantic strolls fueling speculation they’re getting back together. Absolutely not. Though they may be civil for the sake of their children, Ryan Phillippe is a philandering pig. Reese Witherspoon is not going back to a philandering pig. Full Story
I’m told there is no perm that can make hair this look natural. Sigh. Bone straight Chinese locks suck ass. Here’s Mary Kate Olsen promoting her guest-starring stint on Weeds and again on the set of a new show wearing dread lock extensions. On her they kinda work. I love MK style. If I were her age and white, I’d do exactly the same. Full Story
They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story
Some changes were made on the back end of the site last night and may have affected certain features. If there are glitches, please let me know. It’s been a long, complicated, but rewarding process. Can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you.
I’ve got Pipsqueak on the mind today. More on that later.
It’s Friday – Friday before a long weekend in Canada. We get Monday off. Blogging in the early morning, then shooting with eTalk late morning - interviewing two hot pieces of ass. Tell you all about it in the afternoon. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Matthew, Lori’s Main Mo, who is leaving his job for a new adventure: good luck and stay smutty! Congratulations!
The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story