Those Legs at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 07:51:00 March 13, 2008 07:51:00

Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall ones. Full Story

Cam & Matt Take Two?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 07:16:00 March 13, 2008 07:16:00

I liked her best with Matt Dillon…you? Is Cammie reuniting with Matt Dillon? Page Six has video of her at the Chateau Marmont the other night very affectionate with a man who bears a striking resemblance to Matt. Full Story

#3 in Vegas for 21

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 06:55:00 March 13, 2008 06:55:00

Have you seen Across the Universe yet? If not, maybe you won’t get it. And if The Other Boleyn Girl is your only introduction to Jim Sturgess, you really do have to give him another chance. They hung him out to dry in that movie, although chances are you haven’t seen it. Because no one is seeing it. Full Story

Happy Not Healthy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 06:23:00 March 13, 2008 06:23:00

Kate Bosworth last night in Vegas for the premiere of 21. From the neck up, she looks great. The dress is amazing. Am all over the arm warmers. Not so much the shoes. Those legs however…those legs are scary. Scarier than Posh. Crazy thing is, she’s actually been thinner. Right after splitting with Three Whiskers Orly, Kate was thin like death and though in recent months she’s appeared to have bounced back, by maybe a measly 5 pounds, clearly there’s a limit to her healthy threshold. Full Story

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March 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 06:19:45 March 13, 2008 06:19:45

To Kyla – Happy 18th Birthday from Aunt Stacey To Alex, newly arrived in Sweden – Fifi in Toronto misses you dearly. Wishing you the best birthday ever! To Naomi with a new a job in Victoria – congratulations!  Full Story

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Well this is a first! For those of you who don"t know me, this is Lainey"s site admin (i.e. the guy you curse out when the site isn"t working properly).

Lainey is having some technical difficulties with her internet connection which are out of her control. Unfortunately she doesn"t have her laptop with her at the moment which means that posts will likely be delayed for the next little while.

But don"t worry, we are working on a solution, and will have your smutty gossip fix back up in no time!

Thanks for your support,

 

- Erwin

P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.

UPDATE!!!

Ugh. Nothing makes me crazier than waking up at 4 in the morning only to be greeted by a router that’s decided to take the day off. Tom Cruise isn’t in Vancouver, is he?

No matter – because praise Xenu! We’re back up and running. A thousand apologies for the delay. Am writing as fast as I can. Sorry about typos. Please forgive!

"I sat next to the guy three times and I didn"t pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent whore-dar."
- Stephen Colbert on the Elliot Spitzer scandal…

Hee!

Wednesday – am blogging and trying to catch up all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Winona Ryder is not leaving blow behind .

PPS. What"s up Calgary?!?! Am coming for the Junos… shall we have a gossip party???

Colin and Tom Waits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 14:25:34 March 12, 2008 14:25:34

Tom Waits is in the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus too. And was also at Villa Del Lupo in Vancouver last night with Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp et al. Both he and Colin were supposedly pretty ripped when they left – the only difference between Tom hopped into a yellow cab and Colin into an SUV with bodyguard. Full Story

For Once

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 12:05:16 March 12, 2008 12:05:16

Shocking! Kate Beckinsale showed up on Good Morning America today to promote Snow Angels and was NOT wearing a ball gown! Can you believe it??? The queen of overdressing actually dressed appropriately. She was coiffed, of course, but given her track record, this is like our equivalent of wearing jeans. Full Story

Hello Hot Harry on a Horse in a Tent!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 11:35:00 March 12, 2008 11:35:00

New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat out for a spin, and getting reacquainted in the afternoons. Full Story

The Return of Dr Doug Ross?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 11:22:00 March 12, 2008 11:22:00

Loved George Clooney in ER. LOVED him. Next year is the 15th, and likely the last, season of ER and executive producers are preparing for the end, hoping to bring back original characters including, yes, Dr Doug Ross and nurse Carol for at least an episode. Full Story

Can You Blame the GMD???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 10:45:00 March 12, 2008 10:45:00

You’d have to be brain dead and paralysed – or Barbara Walters – not to feel at least a little tingle. Check out Will Smith training on the beach the other day for a new role… Helllloooo! No wonder Tom Cruise wants to be around him all the time. Wouldn’t you??? According to Hollywood legend, there’s supposedly a super secret enclave called The Spa hidden in the Hills where major motion picture movie stars go to do a little bonding. Full Story