Katie Holmes needs to be rescued in more ways than one… What the HELL is she wearing??? And you know this is a girl who shops. She LOVES to shop. Shopping is her only approved extra curricular activity. As such, Katie shops a LOT. And this is what Katie is buying: matron pants and medium heels… clearly a MiniVan Majority fashion statement. Full Story
As if George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, and Matt Damon weren’t enough, just announced today – Woody Allen’s Cassandra’s Dream starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor will be presented at TIFF, adding to the blockbuster killer lineup already confirmed for the festival this year. Full Story
So it’s officially official: Nicole Richie is pregnant…. And she has played her pregnancy publicity brilliantly. But still… I hate myself for saying it but I like the idea of Nicole and Joel. If only Nicole could forever purge Paris…
If only Nicole could lend Britney her brain. And her publicist too.
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Only Gwen Stefani could pull off Hammer Pants and look this cool…though a bit harsh. The eyebrows, the lips, the sunken cheeks – a tad too Madge, non? It’s too bad, really. Because Gwen is SO gorgeous totally natural. Anyway, Gwen’s tour is headed to Malaysia though at press time it is not confirmed whether or not she’ll actually take the stage with local officials objecting to what they characterise as the “obscene” and indecent nature of her videos. Full Story
I’m sorry. But I love them. I love Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony… Please forgive? It’s just the way he’s leaning into her on the carpet. And how happy she’s looked for 3 years. Even if he’s been creepy and controlling at times…word is they’ve passed that. Full Story
And in Tara Reid’s case, much lower than B. Much has been made of late about Diddy’s diminishing clout – that he could barely attract any attention in the south of France next to the likes of Bono and Pene Cruz. That the superstars are now avoiding his parties, parties attended only by American socialites with nothing better to do. Full Story
Check out Little Sci in Berlin with Katie, all excited after running into a pup – SO cute! By all accounts, after a reported rough beginning in Germany, Katie and Little Sci have apparently charmed the Germans. I hear her bodyguards are polite, unobtrusive, and she is friendly and well mannered, never any indication of diva behaviour or outrageous demands. Full Story
There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls herself an animal lover. And yet she has no clue when her dogs have wandered off her property, leaving the paps permanently stationed outside her house to fetch them from ACROSS THE STREET and ring the bell for her to let them back in. Full Story
After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with yachts, sexy in that wealthy Euro-dude way. Full Story
Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy with food scattered about and dog droppings all over the floor, overall providing an unsafe and unsanitary environment to which her kids are exposed every day she has custody, and prompting obvious concern about the children’s wellbeing and about her state of mind. Full Story