Quiver for Pivert

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once in a while, oil and sleaze is what you need. Like a streetside bratwurst with all the fixings. Yum. Jeremy Piven, not always, but at last’s night premiere of American Gangster… definitely Yum. But of course it’s the Ari Gold factor. Of course it is. But something else, I think. Full Story

Chicken Fried Denied

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ.com is reporting that Britney will NOT regain 50/50 custody of her children. The judge presiding over the custody battle has determined that she’ll see her babies twice a week from noon to 7pm and will be allowed one overnight visit WITH a monitor. Full Story

NOT Hot Harry on a Horse

October 30, 2007 14:15:59 Posted at October 30, 2007 14:15:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was male on male blow. And we all know that Harry – much to the chagrin of gays everywhere – is straight up straight. Full Story

Reese & Jakey on the beach!

October 30, 2007 13:59:02 Posted at October 30, 2007 13:59:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their movie tanked but it’s never too late to exploit their relationship for the DVD! Here are Reese and Jakey “unknowingly” taped on the beach – click here for the clip. And the fact that she keeps fussing over him like his mother probably won’t help the gay buzz but as I always say, and I think everyone is gay: Gossip is a Buffet. Full Story

Flashes of Old Young Katie

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was fresh-faced and adorable, a youthful beauty, finally free from Dawson, poised to become a legitimate tv-to-film girl, some said with the potential of joining Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Kiki among the elite. Then came Tom Cruise and the lobotomy and you know the rest. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Martian Child

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a refresher Sponsored Smut. John Cusack’s new movie Martian Child is due out on November 2nd. As is the case when John’s on film, he is his typical irresistible self. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange

October 30, 2007 12:28:31 Posted at October 30, 2007 12:28:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. Full Story

Who Needs a Boyfriend?

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston? Hell nah. Way too insecure for a man this beautiful – it almost destroyed her the first time. And if Gwyneth’s shadow was too daunting then, can you imagine Rosario Dawson’s? Aside from the wardrobe, Jason Lewis is the only other good thing about that Sex & The City movie. Full Story

From Crush to Hate

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like their roles, his disappointment quickly becomes disdain. Full Story

So Proud

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on People.com. It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, and how she is handling her newfound popularity as a “gossip-blog fixture”, a moniker bestowed by the magazine and one she probably cherishes more than anything else. Full Story

Becks Talks

October 30, 2007 08:10:27 Posted at October 30, 2007 08:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his Hollywood wife. Full Story

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