The GMD and Katie out for dinner in Berlin last night. But despite countless hours of instruction from her BFF Victoria Beckham, Katie failed miserably in Posh impersonation by actually stepping out without makeup. I like that about her. She looks tired and pale, but better that than orange and caked to cover up the spots, non? Just sayin’… Interestingly enough, when she’s allowed to roam free on her own around town, while Tom is shooting Valkyrie, Katie actually looks much, much better. Full Story
I read! No but seriously… it’s so wrong, but SO compelling. And while I could give a sh-t what comes out of Kate’s mouth, there is something endlessly fascinating about Pete Doherty’s junkie prose, this time delivered verbally to a British tabloid, the same one that broke the story of Kate’s cocaine scandal, in a public attempt to win back her heart. Full Story
Access Hollywood and The Insider have become Dina Lohan’s personal publicists. Every day it seems she’s releasing a statement, telling off Jay Leno, telling off Rob Schneider, furthering her own agenda, instead of actually doing what she should be doing: mothering her children… properly. Full Story
Jake and Reese back together! And physically together! After a reported split, looks like the two couldn’t resist. She picked him up at his place, they cruised over to hers. And they are coming to Toronto for Rendition to show their film at TIFF. Same hotel? Same floor? Stay tuned… In the meantime, this certainly complicates matters for those who keep insisting Jake is gay - would America’s Sweetheart beard a homo for the sake of selling a movie? After all, she did flaunt the fraud of her marriage for Oscar… Doesn’t that make her just like Posh? Or… is Jake straight (as I’ve, perhaps naively so, maintained all along) and are they simply in love? Gossip buffet. Full Story
The last time Hollywood Ebola spread her legs in Canada, her disease nearly wiped out a relationship and sounded the death toll on a hockey career. And she was only here for 2 days. Can you imagine the destruction after several weeks? And during the Toronto International Film Festival, no less? Disaster ahead… look out. Full Story
Usher and Tameka Foster pictured here, exclusively to Us Weekly…he insists they are still together and that they still plan on getting married. "As of right now we don"t have a date but we will let you know when we do." And he is also giving his friends the OK to start talking too, as several insiders have revealed to the magazine that the ceremony was called off because Tameka was admitted to hospital on Friday. Full Story
As you can see, there is movement on the Freebie Five. Except it’s broken and I can’t fix it and Ralph Fiennes should be gone and Simon Pegg should be #5. Because while of course he’s always been brilliant and always bloody hilarious, until this weekend I had no idea Simon Pegg was the sexiest hotness in hotness in Pants. Simon Pegg actually wears the sh-t out of a pair of pants, as seen in the DVD extras for Hot Fuzz. He writes, he acts, he’s super smart, and he’s British…. Simon Pegg is MORE than enough. And finally, for all of you who hate Kirsten Dunst… Kiki rolls with Simon Pegg. If Kiki is cool enough for Simon Pegg, Kiki is definitely cool enough for me.
More on Hot Fuzz in a bit and also more Britney drama and exclusive dirty smut. Am online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Lindsay Lohan’s latest box office bomb I Know Who Killed me brought in a paltry $3.4 million this weekend after getting absolutely destroyed by critics. But $3.4 million? Seriously…who paid???
PPS. Had other plans but was surprised to have devoured another book this weekend. Can now think nor dream of nothing else: The God of Animals by Aryn Kyle. Ignore the cover… the cover is so lame. But the writing, the writer…she is so young and it is her first novel – the kind of novel that burns you with its devastating honesty and makes a petty bitch like me jealous: jealous that it’s her debut and already, she is already so astonishingly assured. I’ll post a proper review in 2 weeks.
Quite a year… seems like EVERYONE showed up. Too many names to name but the Hot factor was on full tilt. Let’s start with Clive, shall we? Clive promoting his new film Shoot ‘Em Shot – shot in Toronto. Take a good hard look at that shot of him biting his lip and don’t tell me your loins aren’t quivering. Full Story
If you loved Shaun of the Dead – and how could you not? – you will love Hot Fuzz…if you haven’t already. Written by and starring the aforementioned hotness Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz is a send up of the buddy buddy blow ‘em up action flick…without insulting your intelligence like the Scary Movie series. Full Story
So Britney went to Winston’s on Saturday night. Wanted a VIP table so they had to boot someone else outta there to make room for her and whatever sleaze entourage she’s dragging around these days. This is the exclusive gossip coming out of her short, eventful visit: As you probably already know, clubs like Winston’s have bathroom attendants. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston on the beach – where else! – hanging out with Courteney Cox this weekend wearing not black, looking relaxed and lovely. As for her love life…this week she’s reportedly single again. Paul Sculfor has left her after several convenient water bottle endorsement photos because he couldn’t handle the tabloid intrusion. Full Story