You Know You Love It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 13:26:00 April 30, 2008 13:26:00

Spotted: on the set of Gossip Girl in New York. A braided Blair engaged in sexually charged repartee with the sexiest shamef*ck Chuck on the Upper East Side. This little scene is the epitome of revulsion/attraction. It disgusts her but she wants it. And the rest of us are left breathless. Will the wedding drama end with a bang? You know you love it. Full Story

Rossum is a LIAR!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 11:12:00 April 30, 2008 11:12:00

Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had to lord it over Leighton the newcomer that she’s attending the Costume Institute Gala – the best party of the year – and that she was personally invited by Anna Wintour to sit at her table. Full Story

Business Must Be Slow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 10:29:28 April 30, 2008 10:29:28

Joel and Benji Madden own a style shoppe on Melrose called DCMA. The cash register apparently needed a little pick-me-up yesterday because Paris and Benji and Joel and Nicole Richie showed up to take care of a few things and of course the paps were waiting. Thankfully Nicole had her face on. Hair was in place, a face full of perfect makeup, even false eyelashes, a gorgeous dress, and of course… Loubies. Full Story

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JLo Ain’t No DiLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 10:17:55 April 30, 2008 10:17:55

Jennifer Lopez wants to make it very, very clear: she is not a parent pimp. Contrary to what was initially reported about her new show with TLC about the launch of her perfume, JLo’s rep has clarified that her family and particularly her children will not be involved. It is NOT a reality show. A relief, non? It was hard to think of her along the same low life lines as Denise Richards and Dina Lohan. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 09:52:00 April 30, 2008 09:52:00
  • Do you have the Right Stuff to see the New Kids? (DListed)
  • Are you listening twats? This is how you avoid a nip slip (Hollywood Tuna)
  • How Patrick Dempsey feels about coming in second (INO)
  • How Gwen Stefani could be related to Samantha Ronson …and someday maybe Lilo? (Holy Moly)

 

A Happy Olsen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 09:13:35 April 30, 2008 09:13:35

First Mary Kate steps out not looking skeletal, then her twin actually cracked a smile? The apocalypse. Check out a very cute Ashley Olsen last night at the screening of Everywhere at Once in New York. Full Story

How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 09:02:18 April 30, 2008 09:02:18

Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Full Story

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 08:34:00 April 30, 2008 08:34:00

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story

RDJ Makes You Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 08:02:44 April 30, 2008 08:02:44

Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking that suit and wearing the sh*t out of those pants. Full Story