Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting Make It Right? He and Scarlett were supposed to spend a few days over the holidays in Vancouver with his family. Full Story
My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden Globes a week Sunday where she’ll be on stage for most of the evening distributing statues. Full Story
After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story
Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story
Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d in front of a room full of strangers, and walked around touching herself aimlessly before taking off without warning and breaching the agreement. Full Story
Amazing. It’s officially January 2nd, over 24 hours since New Year’s Eve and still, at press time, there have yet to be released photos of Chicken Fried Britney bombed out of her tree driving aimlessly drunk around Los Angeles. Am shocked. You?
Hopefully, hopefully a sign of better things to come in 2008.
And Happy 2008 to all of you!
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Yours in gossip,
Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo was apparently dancing when Kelly Clarkson’s Since U Been Gone came on at which point he supposedly gav’er on the dance floor. Full Story
Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed alone with the Chosen One in a while, the tabloids don’t seen interested in fabricating that he’s ignoring her for his other children. Full Story
What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story
Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT PAPARAZZO she picked up last week. Full Story