The Mother Pimp Show

October 26, 2007 07:55:41 Posted at October 26, 2007 07:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her children. Full Story

Overpeeled and About to Snap

October 26, 2007 07:25:28 Posted at October 26, 2007 07:25:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even the most hardcore Renee Zellweger fan would be hardpressed to offer something nice to say about her appearance last night at the NYC premiere of Bee Movie (which, by the way, is delightful!). I don’t mind the hair. The hair is actually rather refreshing – it’s not a weave, it doesn’t cascade over her shoulders in uniform Hollywood waves, it’s a brave move for an aging Hollywood actress in a town that tramples on maturity. Full Story

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Who will be People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Annual predictions below.

And Jessica Simpson back with Ken Paves not looking like a tranny??? Shocking.

Thursday – live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to enter the Gemini Swag Giveaway! Deadline is tomorrow!

PPS. On my way to London next week… gossips in London – shall we do it again?

PPPS. George Clooney does not like it there, at least not that I know of…

Site Problems - Please Read!

October 25, 2007 17:43:09 Posted at October 25, 2007 17:43:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There appears to be a site glitch today. Normally, to access more articles on the site, simply scroll down and click on "view more articles". For some reason, clicking on "view more articles" is taking you to Monday"s postings and skipping Tuesday - Thursday. Am trying to resolve the problem. Full Story

Blue Boots!

October 25, 2007 13:05:53 Posted at October 25, 2007 13:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen is gorgeous. And she has turned the streets of NYC into her own personal runway. Here she is today leaving her hotel in a pair of blue boots that will haunt me tonight. Must. Have. Them. And again last night in a rather conservative black dress out for dinner with matching Louboutins and the craziest trench earlier in the evening with plaid pants but only after shopping with her kid…who is the cutest! She never seems to mind when he’s photographed either. Full Story

One-Eyed Junior

October 25, 2007 12:25:53 Posted at October 25, 2007 12:25:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on People.com Full Story

Another Idiot Behind the Wheel

October 25, 2007 10:42:44 Posted at October 25, 2007 10:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another idiot behind the wheel – and the third Lost cast member to drive drunk … WTF??? Daniel Dae Kim was arrested in Honolulu this morning after attempting to kill people with his car after using alcohol. No comment so far, which is smart. Keep your mouth shut unless it’s to say sorry over and over again, then plead guilty, pay your dues, and bust your ass on community service. Full Story

Gerry Thursday

October 25, 2007 10:03:17 Posted at October 25, 2007 10:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not my type – too thick, too cover-of-a-romance-novel, and did not enjoy 300 – but judging from some of your emails, he is very much yours. So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday in LA at the 17th Environmental Media Awards. Gerry’s upcoming film PS I Love you with Hilary Swank will be released December 21 – pegged to be the must-see teargusher of the holiday season. Full Story

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Family Pitt Gorgessity

October 25, 2007 09:35:56 Posted at October 25, 2007 09:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are without equal – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie photographed by Mario Testino in a book of images by the photographer called Let Me In! Testino’s talent and reputation have afforded him access to the most guarded of celebrities and as you can see, even the Pitts were comfortable enough to allow him to shoot them at their most intimate behind closed doors. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

October 25, 2007 08:57:38 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story

Gwynnie & the babes

October 25, 2007 08:32:41 Posted at October 25, 2007 08:32:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth has her children with her Spain while shooting her foodie reality show. As you can see, Moses is a big boy – already a year and a half! You will note, both Apple and Moses, still so young and yet already Gwyneth has taught them her trademark expression of condescension. These are important lessons indeed. Full Story