Losing Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 10:08:31 March 6, 2008 10:08:31

For my dear friend Laura in Toronto – step away from the brownies. You WILL get through this. Even though James McAvoy is already married. And Colin Firth too. Never mind. Go for the brownies. In Laura’s mind, you see, Daniel Craig is waiting to propose to her. In real life, it looks like Daniel will be walking down the aisle soon - having presented Satsuki Mitchell with an engagement ring a few months ago, word from the set of Bond is that they have arranged for a small ceremony sooner rather than later. Full Story

Hard Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 09:50:00 March 6, 2008 09:50:00

Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Married Life last night – a departure from her soft prettiness, pulled back into severity. Don’t know if it’s her most flattering look but love the experimentation and am all over that little dress. Especially the way it accentuates her little waist. Full Story

No Choice?!?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 08:28:00 March 6, 2008 08:28:00

No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as her sister Lindsay. Justice! Dina and Ali showed up last night at some event and yapped about their reality show, confirming that indeed Ali is the star of the project: “Lindsay has her own career. Full Story

Presenting Katie… to Forest!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 08:07:00 March 6, 2008 08:07:00

One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story

Shut.Your.Ass.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 07:51:00 March 6, 2008 07:51:00

For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story

March 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 07:45:00 March 6, 2008 07:45:00

To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail! To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday! To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th! For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Full Story

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster.

Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing!

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.

PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.

Sweet Depp Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 15:03:46 March 5, 2008 15:03:46

Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story

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G Got a Hair Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 12:27:46 March 5, 2008 12:27:46

My Gwyneth and I are no longer hair twins. She’d been wearing her locks long and scraggly for a few years in the face of much criticism. I think I was the only one who loved it. Mine is still three quarters of the down my back but Gwynnie … has gone shoulder-length! Flynetonline.com Full Story

In the Mood for Madonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:42:22 March 5, 2008 11:42:22

On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story