Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s that time again! The Oscars are happening in less than two weeks and the annual ballot is back! A truly, truly golden prize pack is up for grabs this year – the best ever! How does a Miu Miu bag sound to you? A list of goodies valued collectively at almost $2,000 for the Oscar know-it-all!

So please, please, please take the time to read the instructions carefully. And many, many, many thanks to Mercedes-Benz, our premiere sponsor, for making the contest and the incredible prizing possible this year. The new C-Class is a sweet smutty ride!

Click here to enter – good luck!

Tuesday – online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. First his Grammy hotness, then he rejects infection by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton… am now crushing HARD on John Mayer. If he had spat on her, I’d probably let him pee on me. More on that later.

PPS. John Cusack is not short on good help. Robin Wright Penn is not on holiday taking coke for the pain. Neither is Pamela Anderson. You think she has to go on vacation for that???

Rachel Hayden Irresistible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 14:45:24 February 12, 2008 14:45:24

My husband was looking at these photos of Rachel Bilson just now and said – yeah, I might have to upgrade her. Up to today, Rachel sat #5 on his Freebie Five. Behind Rachel McAdams, Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, and Natalie Portman on top. Five minutes ago, he modified his list and Angelina and Rachel swapped from 2 to 5. Full Story

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Doogie Hot Gay at WET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

My Main Mo Darren calls me his “poodle”. I wonder if Ricki Lake is Doogie’s poodle. I’d totally be Doogie’s poodle for a day. Neil Patrick Harris is so farking hot it breaks me. All gay men break me. Imagine how much hotter Tom Cruise would be if he let out his GMD out to play? Here’s Neil last night at an event for WET Full Story

Kate & Stella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

They’ve been friends for a long time – you’ll recall, when Kate was nominated for an Oscar for Almost Famous, it was Stella she chose for the red carpet: one of the worst Oscar looks ever. They were together again tonight in London for the Elle Style awards with much better results. Full Story

Sports Illustrated – Vancouver Canada on the Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Sort of appropriate as today marks the two year countdown to Vancouver 2010! Sports Illustrated, the famed Swimsuit Edition, this year featuring Marissa Miller on the cover (she used to date Dale Earnhardt Jr), and Marissa is wearing a luxury sequined crocheted bikini bottom designed by VANCOUVER"s own Anna Kosturova Full Story

Dita & AJ???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 11:24:57 February 12, 2008 11:24:57

Dita von Teese was reportedly snuggling with A.J. McLean at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party on Saturday night. Translation: Dita von Teese has been hired to get caught snuggling with A.J. McLean. After all, didn’t Backstreet’s new album suck the sh*t? Like Dita would ever, ever deal with AJ if she wasn’t getting paid for it. Full Story

Ebola Infects Her Own Brother!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 00:00:00 February 12, 2008 00:00:00

Her virus does not discriminate! It will take down even her own family members! TMZ.com broke the story – Ebola Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron was arrested for DUI this morning at 8:30am in Malibu. Another Hilton attempts vehicular homicide. Brilliant. Barron Hilton is 18. If memory serves, the legal drinking age in the United States is 21. Full Story

Like KFed, Like Junior!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 10:33:10 February 12, 2008 10:33:10

This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago to get “candidly” papped but no outlets ran the pics, which is perhaps why Junior decided to follow his master KFed who modeled the same cut at fashion week (see attached). Full Story

The Dirtiest Face Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 09:58:22 February 12, 2008 09:58:22

Am sorry to say but Lindsay Lohan is officially ugly. And this isn’t calling someone ugly first thing on a Sunday, or when they’re wearing their glasses walking the dog with eye snot in the morning. This is Lindsay Lohan in a very cute outfit yesterday, shopping at Bristol Farms. She KNEW she was going to get photographed. Full Story

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Late Nights in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 09:30:09 February 12, 2008 09:30:09

A Kate Hudson update for those of you who can’t get enough of baby fever. Just to recap for the benefit of new readers: the bumpwatch obsessed are convinced she’s pregnant because she’s been wearing loose dresses and her face is fuller. Here’s Kate in London last night after dining at Nobu. Full Story

Gwyneth Converted?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 08:58:28 February 12, 2008 08:58:28

My Gwyneth has been spotted on several occasions at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC and for the first time yesterday, she was photographed leaving there with her children Apple and Moses. Moses is BIG! As you know, Gwynnie is Madonna’s BFF. And Madge Esther is Kabs’s most vociferous supporter. Full Story