February 11, 2008 Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 08:23:00 February 11, 2008 08:23:00

Congratulations to Shasta! Officially single… am thrilled for you! Will live vicariously through you! Keep me posted? To Veronica A – Happy 39th birthday from your sister who adores you. Happy Belated 30th Birthday to Tara the psychiatrist who is no friend of Xenu. Hee. Love and affection to Jo C from Hiromi – 4 months with baby, am thrilled you’re still finding time to gossip! Full Story

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Celebrity overload this weekend which means posting on Sunday! Pre-Grammy parties, Fashion Week, BAFTAs, Berlin Film Festival… it’s a full slate! And my Marion scored a HUGE upset beating out Julie Christie for Best Actress at the BAFTAs!

Scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday featuring Victoria Beckham and Sienna Miller.

And of course, scroll UP for Monday gossip, including not one but TWO new blind riddles.

Two weeks to the Oscars. And look for it this week – the annual Oscar contest with a prize you won’t want to miss! There will be Oscars!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

My Marion wins at the BAFTAs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

BIG upset! Huge upset! Julie Christie was rolling over everyone this season – and it was thought to be a done deal at the BAFTAs too. She is British after all. But it was Marion Cotillard tonight who surprised everyone. On the carpet and on stage. Note the tears in her eyes in the press room, completely stunned by her victory. Full Story

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No Bump at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Can only manage 30 seconds of Bump Analysis before boredom sets in. In those 30 seconds, I don’t see one on Kate Hudson. And if she was trying to hide one this wasn’t the best choice for it. In fact, it wasn’t the best choice, period. Looks like someone raided mommy’s closet. Full Story

Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story

The Body at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97. Full Story

Quirky Quiveration at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Daniel Day-Lewis – he won, of course – and Viggo Mortensen… older dudes with flair. And talent. And poetry in the bedroom. Clearly Psycho Geppetto is Viggo’s signature red carpet style this year. Me likey. Me likey a lot. Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Three Whiskers at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has been laying low of late – no new projects confirmed, scrambling to find some new direction with his career beyond the teenybop. Good luck with that, honey. Word is he and Kate Hudson were seen with their heads together at one point – not making out but in serious discussion about someone they both knew who’s no longer with them. Full Story

Sienna at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Finally Sienna Miller wins one on the carpet. MUCH better than the other night at the Critics Choice event where she put her tits in a sling. Click here for a refresher. This, obviously, is NOT Marchesa. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

The GMD and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. Full Story

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Nicole Underslept

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Nowadays the bags under her eyes are understandable, non? This is the mother of a month-old baby girl. And just like many other new moms, Nicole Richie also has that look of exhausted exhilaration that – so they say - comes with being in love with your own child. Here she is on a night out, while grandma was at home with Harlow, Nicole and Joel dashed out for a few hours to attend the LACMA opening gala of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum. Full Story

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