Tempting Sobriety

October 24, 2007 10:17:18 Posted at October 24, 2007 10:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt another deal brokered by her exploitative mother that she apparently can’t back out of. Lindsay Lohan, fresh outta rehab, is supposedly contractually obligated to host a New Year’s Eve bender in Vegas at LAX. Vegas, end of the year – it’ll be total debauchery. And the currently clean and sober Lilo will be right in the thick of it. Full Story

Where To Put It

October 24, 2007 09:59:03 Posted at October 24, 2007 09:59:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Warning – this is dirty and crass and, for some, not very appetising. So if you are the prudish type, prone to huffing and puffing your sanctimony through your nose…stop reading now. Otherwise, save your indignant emails. You’ve been cautioned. He is hot and hirsute and horny, has had a varied career spanning television and big budget Hollywood productions but has preferred of late to stick with indie fare. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

October 24, 2007 08:33:03 Posted at October 24, 2007 08:33:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story

Philanthropic Colin

October 24, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Farrell, Irish hunk of man hotness and current #1 on the Freebie Five, turned up in New York the other day participating on a panel discussing the new book Click featuring 10 best selling author contributions with proceeds going to Amnesty International. Also of note – the panel was moderated by none other than Arthur Levine who just happens to be the US editor of a series of books about a boy called Harry. Full Story

Shelf Ass Produces

October 24, 2007 07:38:42 Posted at October 24, 2007 07:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother falls for a mysterious woman. Full Story

The Roman Holiday

October 24, 2007 07:17:35 Posted at October 24, 2007 07:17:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily mail has published more photos of Reese and Jakey in Rome leaving no doubt that they’re a couple … and that they want you to know it. Because as adorable as they are, and they are very much so, they also have a movie to sell. And to save. Rendition totally ate it at the box office this weekend – a major disappointment given the level of star power behind the film and the amount of hype generated prior to its release. Full Story

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Spice Fever is building. First new single is called Headlines – have a listen here. All their songs have the same beat, non?

And the girls made an appearance last night on Dancing With the Stars officially to rally Mel B but really to show off themselves. Best part of the clip however is that while the others were quite animated in their support of their fellow Spice, Victoria Beckham, per usual, did nothing but stare at the camera and pout. Click here for the clip. She kills me.

Tuesday, live blogging, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. The Gemini Awards are the Emmy Awards for Canada and this year’s edition – in Regina – is getting all sexed up. I know many many many of you out there quiver for George Stroumboulopoulos. He is the Gemini host. Sunday night on CBC…and there’s some 90210 thrown in there too. More on the Geminis later including the most luxurious swag bag giveaway ever.

The Only Reason You Need

October 23, 2007 14:20:59 Posted at October 23, 2007 14:20:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are many, many, many reasons to watch Friday Night Lights. The acting, the writing, the male and female hotness, the high school drama – the list goes on. It is quite simply the most outstanding show on television. And it is a straight up shame people spend more time on mindless drivel like The Ghost sh-tter than on FNL. Full Story

The Perfect Royal Bloat

October 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sure…he’s thicker than his best. His wrists and hands especially. But still…still with the bloat, still Harry is the finest piece of royal ass, like, ever. Check him out deplaning in London the other day. Look how he carries his body, looks how he wears his pants, how he holds his shoulders… So why is Harry off the Freebie Five? Because even the fantasy is impossible. Full Story

Of course he will

October 23, 2007 13:17:56 Posted at October 23, 2007 13:17:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham’s season with the LA Galaxy is over. And it was a bust. So when asked how he planned on lifting the spirits of his good friend, the GMD told reporters in London that he’d be happy to take Becks out for some good old fashioned “boy” time – flying airplanes and racing cars – and that he’ll gladly join him whenever David calls. Full Story

Gemini Swag Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

October 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gemini Award presenters this weekend are invited to drop by a private suite in Hotel Saskatchewan where they’ll be picking up their Swag Bags and ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win what the stars will be receiving! This is the fullest swag bag giveaway ever on the site! Bag contents include: American Apparel gift certificate Big White and Silver Star ResortsA day on the slopes at the resort of your choice, compliments of Big White Full Story