Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at being captured again for the world to see: no name to household name in a matter of weeks… I’d be grinning too. Full Story
Usher and his baby mother Tameka Foster were supposed to get married on Saturday. He bailed at the last minute and it is still not known the current status of their relationship - whether they plan to reschedule or whether they are through for good. Usher is 28, Tameka 37 with 3 children from a previous marriage. Full Story
First the OK photo shoot disaster, now comes word that it was followed by yet another debacle on the set of her video shoot. Britney was wobbly, could not perform her pole dance without stumbling, took off inexplicably for an hour long “massage” leaving a 100 member production team waiting around, and then eventually burst into tears and couldn’t go on, resulting in the crew’s dismissal without having shot – again – much usable footage. Full Story
According to the guys in the car with her on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan was indeed behind the wheel. And drunk off her tree. Wonder how Dina is going to cry and whine her way out of that one.
And Britney is giving a greedy, golddigging, good for nothing ex even MORE ammunition to go after her money – yet another example of her genetic stupidity.
More on both trainwrecks later.
It’s Friday – will be blogging all day. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Big hug and much affection for a friend – the lovely Lola who is expecting a baby and over the moon. Was lovely seeing you and your itsy bitsy bump. Congratulations!
PPS. To Amy S. and Michelle F. in Toronto... Happy Birthday! Your Main Mo is a considerate bitch. And I"m sure he"s a sexy beast too!
Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story
Posh went shopping yesterday with David and also with main Mo, also her hairstylist, who featured so prominently in her tv show. He’s a doll, non? Sigh. Breaks my heart I could dirty talk him and he’d rather throw up than c*ck up, you know? Look closely at his D&G shades – crystals in the corners. Full Story
Many emails asking about Penelope and Bono, seen holding hands in the south of France leaving a nightclub and also at the beach, prompting speculation as to whether or not he’s stepping out on his wife. Is Pene a homewrecker? I’m not so sure. The other photos that have not been widely circulated are the ones of supermodel Helena Christensen also holding hands with Bono at the same time on the pier. Full Story
Thank Goddess she’s given up the kung fu chops and focused on acting in other areas. Check it out – Lucy Liu at an ABC fall line up event. Can you believe she’s almost 40? Actually I can. Like I’ve said before…we Asians age in the most peculiar fashion: young young young til 60. Full Story
Gwen Stefani and Gavin and cute little Kingston in New Zealand the other day for her tour. She was just in Australia earlier this week – heard an endearing story about that visit in the local papers. Gwen and Gavin checked into their hotel, something was wrong with their room. So they called down, a staff person came to check, and Gwen was prepping Kingston’s bottle on her own, without relegating the duties to a nanny. Full Story
Just announced – the Spice Girls will kick off their reunion tour right here in Vancouver! As is customary for kick offs in the city, the bands (loosely used term here) usually arrive in advance for rehearsals and technical adjustments to take advantage of Vancouver’s world class facilities. Full Story