Grammy Worst Dressed: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL. What makes it even more pathetic is that you can practically smell her objective. Full Story

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Best Grammy Douchebag: John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 12:19:28 February 11, 2008 12:19:28

OK so John Mayer was kinda hot with Alicia Keys with his hair all messy sexy, in his jacket and wearing the hell out of his jeans. He’s a limp dick when he’s performing his own limp dick music, but on the strength of Alicia’s sounds, I admit…the loins did quiver. Not enough to let him piss on me in the shower, but definitely just a shower. Full Story

Grammy Best Dressed: Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 12:10:27 February 11, 2008 12:10:27

I am as shocked as you are. But a few things about Fergie warmed my heart last night. First – she looks great in yellow. And whatever fillers they’re putting in her face these days are working. As you can, the improvement is undeniable, considering I can actually hold down lunch. Word is she curbed the hard life in 2007. Full Story

Take Coke for the Pain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 10:20:14 February 11, 2008 10:20:14

Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends. Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. Full Story

Grammy Best Dressed: Akon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 09:48:03 February 11, 2008 09:48:03

His onstage antics are gross, absolutely, but Akon rocked it last night, confirming that a relic like Diddy really does belong at Dillards. The jacket, the low key tee, and pants that hang perfectly… it’s really too bad he’s such a dirty perv. Full Story

Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going to hear the end of it tonight. Then RiRi tries to hold his hand as they’re walking up to the stage together. Full Story

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Worst Grammy Youth: Miley Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:59:38 February 11, 2008 07:59:38

Skank in training Miley Cyrus. I hear she’s well on her way so it’s only a matter of time. Trust. There was an overload of open mouthed posing on the carpet, long legs turned in like Paris Hilton, coquettish eyes teasing the camera, suggestive strutting that did not go unnoticed by men trying their hardest to steel themselves against temptation… another child star on the verge. Full Story

Best Grammy Youth: Cher!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:56:58 February 11, 2008 07:56:58

She looks younger than I do. And I’m Asian. And we have this freaky aging gene that keeps us fresh til 60, at which point we become 85 overnight. It appears that Cher, however, will look 35 until she"s not with us anymore.  Full Story

Trailer Visits… With His Trainer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:36:49 February 11, 2008 07:36:49

Remember him? Click here for a refresher Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Full Story

Worst Grammy Hair: Nelly Furtado

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

She is gorgeous. Indisputably so. But she does NOT look good as a blonde. In fact, she looks cheap as a blonde. And dirty. And this is shame because her dress was so lovely against her skin. And everything else was working so well. But seriously… what’s UP with the blonde? PS. There will be Oscars! My Oscar dress is this colour too! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Best Grammy Hair: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:15:27 February 11, 2008 07:15:27

Despite the fact that her mother dressed her again for the arrivals – this time in ugly powder blue and tulle – Beyonce was beautiful last night. And the hair…this is the kind of wavy an Asian girl covets her whole life. But seriously…how many times did she change??? High point – relatively speaking – was silver on stage with Tina. Full Story