Grammy Best Dressed: Akon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 09:48:03 February 11, 2008 09:48:03

His onstage antics are gross, absolutely, but Akon rocked it last night, confirming that a relic like Diddy really does belong at Dillards. The jacket, the low key tee, and pants that hang perfectly… it’s really too bad he’s such a dirty perv. Full Story

Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going to hear the end of it tonight. Then RiRi tries to hold his hand as they’re walking up to the stage together. Full Story

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Worst Grammy Youth: Miley Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:59:38 February 11, 2008 07:59:38

Skank in training Miley Cyrus. I hear she’s well on her way so it’s only a matter of time. Trust. There was an overload of open mouthed posing on the carpet, long legs turned in like Paris Hilton, coquettish eyes teasing the camera, suggestive strutting that did not go unnoticed by men trying their hardest to steel themselves against temptation… another child star on the verge. Full Story

Best Grammy Youth: Cher!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:56:58 February 11, 2008 07:56:58

She looks younger than I do. And I’m Asian. And we have this freaky aging gene that keeps us fresh til 60, at which point we become 85 overnight. It appears that Cher, however, will look 35 until she"s not with us anymore.  Full Story

Trailer Visits… With His Trainer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:36:49 February 11, 2008 07:36:49

Remember him? Click here for a refresher Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Full Story

Worst Grammy Hair: Nelly Furtado

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

She is gorgeous. Indisputably so. But she does NOT look good as a blonde. In fact, she looks cheap as a blonde. And dirty. And this is shame because her dress was so lovely against her skin. And everything else was working so well. But seriously… what’s UP with the blonde? PS. There will be Oscars! My Oscar dress is this colour too! Photos from Full Story

Best Grammy Hair: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:15:27 February 11, 2008 07:15:27

Despite the fact that her mother dressed her again for the arrivals – this time in ugly powder blue and tulle – Beyonce was beautiful last night. And the hair…this is the kind of wavy an Asian girl covets her whole life. But seriously…how many times did she change??? High point – relatively speaking – was silver on stage with Tina. Full Story

Best Grammy Pleats: Alicia Keys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Safe with the dress and creative with the hair and on the carpet, Alicia’s midnight blue absolutely popped on the carpet, though she did look better the night before at Clive Davis’s party. Better, but more generic. And of course Alicia is the only woman who could have found a way to make John Mayer hot…more on that later. Full Story

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The Grammys 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Oprah and I agree on few things. Of course…Tina Turner. Tina Turner is almost 70. Tina Turner stalked that stage last night and showed these kids 40 years younger. And bitch had to KICK at the end of her set. She kicked!!! Seriously… Tina Turner is the business. And Prince, still, is the quiver. Full Story

February 11, 2008 Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 08:23:00 February 11, 2008 08:23:00

Congratulations to Shasta! Officially single… am thrilled for you! Will live vicariously through you! Keep me posted? To Veronica A – Happy 39th birthday from your sister who adores you. Happy Belated 30th Birthday to Tara the psychiatrist who is no friend of Xenu. Hee. Love and affection to Jo C from Hiromi – 4 months with baby, am thrilled you’re still finding time to gossip! Full Story

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Celebrity overload this weekend which means posting on Sunday! Pre-Grammy parties, Fashion Week, BAFTAs, Berlin Film Festival… it’s a full slate! And my Marion scored a HUGE upset beating out Julie Christie for Best Actress at the BAFTAs!

Scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday featuring Victoria Beckham and Sienna Miller.

And of course, scroll UP for Monday gossip, including not one but TWO new blind riddles.

Two weeks to the Oscars. And look for it this week – the annual Oscar contest with a prize you won’t want to miss! There will be Oscars!

Yours in gossip,