Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s like I’ve been deserted by all my friends. And my husband too. Cynical b-tches, seasoned producers, judgy and unforgiving, now reduced to mushy piles of love…over TOM CRUISE! Ugh. More behind the scenes gossip on how the GMD charmed Toronto later.

So…have you seen Slumdog Millionaire yet? Danny Boyle was named Best Director by the LA Film Critics Association yesterday and Slumdog has been recognised by almost every board so far leading up to tomorrow morning: the Golden Globe nominations. First the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… then the Academy? Please, please, yes, yes. See it! You will love it!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Her go-to breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 18:23:10 December 10, 2008 18:23:10

Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. Full Story

Affordable Nicole Richie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 16:10:59 December 10, 2008 16:10:59

Actually, yes. As far as accessories are concerned. Nicole has launched a jewellery line called House of Harlow 1960, obviously after baby daughter Harlow Winter. The pieces are being sold at ShopKitson.com and the prices are not backbreaking. In fact, there are earrings available for under $30. Cute earrings too. Full Story

Granny Fail in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 12:15:08 December 10, 2008 12:15:08

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association loves Baz Luhrmann. So Australia likely won’t get ignored tomorrow when the Golden Globes are announced, especially since they have a sometimes confusing “musical or comedy” category. But Australia has been virtually shut out of all the critics’ association lists so far this week. Full Story

Revenge & Upgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 11:36:52 December 10, 2008 11:36:52

Love it. Two scores with one move. Amazing. The new issue of Hello Canada features exclusive photos and details of Shania Twain’s romantic hook up with Frederic Thiebaud. Freddy is/was married to that woman with whom Shania’s husband had an affair. Full Story

In LA Lilo lurks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 11:27:00 December 10, 2008 11:27:00

After a whirlwind week in Europe promoting Twilight, Robert Pattinson returned home to LA yesterday. Home. To LA. Boo. Me I’m an anglophile. So of course I’d choose London over LA. But LA undeniably strips away all good things. Including accents. Kate Beckinsale was on Leno last night. Her accent is almost all gone. Full Story

For Clint

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 10:19:11 December 10, 2008 10:19:11

Angelina Jolie showed up at the Gran Turino premiere last night to support Clint Eastwood killing it casual in those black pants but looking kinda clammy too. What’s up with the waxy face? I’m obsessed! The Jolie of course is Clint’s number 1 fan. What’s interesting though is that Clint is campaigning hard for a Best Actor. Full Story

Smile for America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 08:47:51 December 10, 2008 08:47:51

Shenae Grimes returned home to Canada last week for the Gemini Awards and reportedly acted like a massive twat towards the local media, apparently insisting that they were beneath her newly acquired and imagined elevated stature. Full Story

A candid Brad in Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 08:32:15 December 10, 2008 08:32:15

As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with Benjamin Button. As you’ve seen from the past few weeks, he wants this one badly. Full Story