New Quiver on the Block

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve seen Across the Universe, you need no introduction. If not, you must. And then you’ll need no explanation. Jim Sturgess will ROCK YOUR LOINS. And you will want him to sing to you, and to kiss you in the middle of a smoky, crowded pool hall with both hands on either side of your face, smelling of beer and man musk and cigarettes before taking you by the hand running out the door as Lucy in the Sky builds to a throbbing crescendo in the background and a floating fountain materialises out of nowhere as you both splash around with abandon underneath a ceiling of exploding fireworks… Le sigh. Full Story

Laugh ‘til You Cry

October 22, 2007 13:40:34 Posted at October 22, 2007 13:40:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t… I don’t… I… I… I’m not… There are no words for how f&cking funny this is. You’ve probably seen the photos that came out last week but the video – the video is all time. So much so that even though Heidi and Spencer are usually banned from this site, this is just too good not to post. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just three days after a hermy photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday and conveniently got papped - holding hands obligingly and giving up some beautiful photos that leave no doubt about the status of their relationship. Full Story

Turned Out Feet > FNL

October 22, 2007 12:48:48 Posted at October 22, 2007 12:48:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why???????????????????????????????? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt the star of The Ghost Whisperer, perhaps one of the suckiest ass shows on television, attending the Spike Scream Awards at the weekend. You will note she is turning out her feet. A neurotic pet peeve but still… She is turning out her feet. Full Story

Quiverating...or Crazy?

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quiveration is largely subjective. What quivers me often doesn’t quiver you. And vice versa. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an excellent example. Here he is in Rome with his on off now on girlfriend at the premiere of August Rush looking bat sh-t crazy with his psycho eyes and that lame ass excuse for a goatee growing randomly about his face. Full Story

The Return of Fierce

October 22, 2007 09:39:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 09:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The word diva is used too arbitrarily. Everyone’s a diva these days. Little runty newborns with one hit single, with nothing else to back their sh-t up – they’re called divas too. But are they really? Does Whitney even belong in the same category? Whitney IS Diva. And though the Diva stumbled and fell, the Diva is now back, summoning every fierce molecule in her body and strutting like a true queen across the stage – where she belongs. Full Story

Nude & Leggy

October 22, 2007 09:02:18 Posted at October 22, 2007 09:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass over this? Really??? Because Herm to Herm, I’d take Cam every day. Any day. Always. Here’s Cameron Diaz in NYC Friday. Look at those legs. And the style. Cam’s incomparable style. The nude knit baby doll and the heels. The crazy body. The sexy pout. And of course she has her own fine ass too. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola strikes again!

October 22, 2007 08:56:35 Posted at October 22, 2007 08:56:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a week ago, Kid Rock was hanging out in Toronto doing blow with Hollywood Ebola http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4009 Paris Hilton. This weekend, Kid was arrested in Atlanta after throwing down at a Waffle House (funniest.location.ever) after he and his crew got into an argument with some redneck patron who recognised him. Full Story

Drew & Mac: PDA in Toronto

October 22, 2007 08:32:36 Posted at October 22, 2007 08:32:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So his name is Justin Long, but most of you know him as the Mac Guy in all of those ads. You also probably know he and Drew Barrymore have been making out all over the place in LA. And now they’ve taken their PDA on the road to Toronto. Am told Drew and Mac were at Sweaty Betty’s on Ossington on Saturday night. Full Story

The Family Presentation

October 22, 2007 08:11:03 Posted at October 22, 2007 08:11:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at the way he carries her – the GMD, knowing he is constantly surrounded by photographers, insists on pimping Little Sci face first to the world, cupping her outward instead of cradling her inwards, just like he does her mother. Check out the following series of photos from their weekend in NYC. Full Story

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