Friday, December 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

If you’re in Hong Kong and you’re up for a smutty evening over drinks, a few readers just might be planning a small gathering on December 27th. Write me for further details. Would love to see you!

Have escaped my mother for a couple of days – am blogging from the Venetian Resort & Casino in Macao – though she followed me all the way here on the ferry, pretending to have pre-planned an outing with 2 girlfriends. All three of them showed up at the terminal wearing a similar version of her infamous rhinestone encrusted denim suit. Click here if you’ve forgotten what it looks like. But the best part is … no one looked at them funny the entire time. Because rhinestone encrusted denim suits are downright pedestrian in Asia! Do you love it???

Totally confused about time zone differences – please remember to scroll down for articles you may have missed?

It’s Friday! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Karen from Michelle. Hope your Saturday is worthy of Saugeen!

PPS. Mel Gibson is not goosing gays in his trailer.

Emmy & the Anthem: Rossum of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 00:00:00 December 21, 2007 00:00:00

There were too many Rossum gems to count this year. Too much vomit, too much cheese. And not even good cheese. But perhaps the most Rossum of the Rossum lot had to be when Emmy sang the national anthem at a Nascar event in June. It’s the closed-eye singing. And it’s the open-eye singing too. Full Story

They Hate Jess, They Love Nick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 12:07:12 December 21, 2007 12:07:12

It’s been two years since their split but still Nick Lachey is coming out on top. His album has outsold hers, he has a steady girlfriend who dresses like a tacky pageant queen with a slamming body doesn’t pee on him and loves to do it in public and hasn’t walked out on him, and somehow he’s managed to rally support from the MiniVan Majority, who just voted for his choir, making him the first celebrity winner of Clash of the Choirs, a viewer vote-based contest, with $250,000 going to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Centre. Full Story

The GMD Sweat & Grind: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 11:41:52 December 21, 2007 11:41:52

To welcome the Beckhams to America, the GMD and his Robobride, along with Will and Jada Smith, threw a huge bash. And Tom and Katie decided to get down on the dance floor. Rare is it to see a homo not only dress badly but also groove badly. But in the GMD’s case, his poor gaygay has been suppressed and audited for so long, his funky ‘mo senses are warped, resulting in this abomination captured on camera. Full Story

Gerard at the Waverly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 11:39:47 December 21, 2007 11:39:47

Gerard Butler apparently left with some random outside the Waverly last night and took off with her in a cab. And yes… to answer so many of your messages - I’ve seen Dear Frankie. But whatever hotness existed in that movie has since been negated by the dreaded pants. As you can see, it doesn’t appear the pants issue with Gerard will ever be fixed. Full Story

Big Easy Bike Ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 04:47:03 December 21, 2007 04:47:03

The Pitts are spending the holidays in New Orleans – seen here on a bike ride earlier this week with Maddox and Miss Zahara enjoying some family time before the awards season rush kicks in in January. So far, Angelina has been nominated for Best Actress at all the major events which means Pitt Porn on the red carpet to welcome 2008! As for 2007 – the two have made it through another year of togetherness despite weekly reports from Life & Style and In Touch and Star on their impending split. Full Story

Sleepy Sienna and a Christmas truce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 00:00:00 December 21, 2007 00:00:00

Sienna Miller looking adorable waiting for a taxi outside her mother’s house yesterday holding a cheesy gift bag. Cute, non? As you know, Sienna’s been keeping a much lower profile these days, preferring to hide away at home with Rhys Ifans. It is however holiday party season and girls like Sienna don’t completely purge the party… But given that she and Kate Moss move in the same circles and that they had a huge scrap last time around, everyone was expecting a little drama over Christmas cocktails. Full Story

Papa Joe Can’t Manage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 04:03:56 December 21, 2007 04:03:56

Pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson has totally f&cked up Jessica Simpson’s career, not to mention her love life, and now he’s also failing with Ashlee. Ashlee’s new album was set to drop in November but has since been pushed back to early 2008. Word is she’s back in studio for rewrites and tweaks. Full Story

Shelf Ass Eats Fresh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 03:41:26 December 21, 2007 03:41:26

Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the weight of her entire career. That bottom is undeniably spectacular. Full Story

B & Jay: Wedding Tattoos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 03:14:50 December 21, 2007 03:14:50

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married in Paris a couple of weeks ago while celebrating his birthday and commemorated their nuptials with matching tattoos on their ring fingers – photos attached. Full Story

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Every starlet in Hollywood is pissed at Jamie Lynn Spears. Because one teenage pregnancy has blown everyone else out of the water… including, temporarily, her own sister. Hollywood Ebola is now desperately trying to conceive a way to get back into the headlines, Lindsay Lohan thinks a Sapphic rumour might do the trick, Katherine Heigl is taking the paparazzi on a tour of her pre-wedding preparations around Los Angeles, and poor Britney has run out of ways to flash her poonie.

Happy Holidays!

Thursday, am blogging from the Pacific Rim… please excuse typos, haven’t slept since Tuesday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. My love and gratitude to the RBC girls who check back many times every day!

PPS. Tom Cruise was not entertaining visitors in his trailer. Neither was Patrick Dempsey.

PPPS. Don"t forget to enter the Secret Sweepstakes  to win an evening of hot experiences in Montreal!