Dr Pacey

October 22, 2007 07:48:43 Posted at October 22, 2007 07:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joshua Jackson has been confirmed to guest star on Grey’s Anatomy starting Episode 11. His story will apparently span several episodes and hopefully not overlap with Izzie and the nauseating Katherine Heigl.  Hopefully he"ll play Eric Dane"s love interest.  Pacey in scrubs? McPacey and McSteamy in the shower together? Grey"s goes Gay? It"s one way to rescue a sinking ship. Full Story

And Who the Hell Are You?

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No seriously… Mike Myers. Like…do you care? Do you really? So he’s made a few funny movies but is Mike Myers, on the Hollywood fame scale, is he really a two assistant, can’t hold his own water bottle kind of guy??? Is he really? Because apparently HE thinks he is. The NY Daily News is reporting that Mike walks around like a king on the set of The Love Guru flanked always by two male assistants (you don’t say???). Full Story

Ryan Gosling: Not Mr Salmon

October 22, 2007 07:16:45 Posted at October 22, 2007 07:16:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been chubby for a while, gaining weight to play Susie Salmon’s father in the film adaptation of The Lovely Bones directed by Peter Jackson. Filming just started yesterday and Ryan and Susan Sarandon (who plays the grandmother) were both spotted in Malvern, PA over the weekend eating at Trader Joe’s and grabbing coffee at Starbucks (thanks Nicole!). Full Story

Leo, the Rebound Guy, and Gisele too

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio – is he single? Because his girl was caught with the Rebound Guy – the guy all leggy girls go to for a quick ego boost and some action immediately after a painful break up. The Rebound Guy of course is Kelly Slater, champion surfer. He was seen with Gisele Bundchen after she split from Leo and he was also there to console Cam Diaz as soon as Pip took off after Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Injected

October 22, 2007 06:38:52 Posted at October 22, 2007 06:38:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story

Undercover…but not over!

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. Full Story

Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.

Snort.

Totally sums up Britney Spears.

Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!

So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.

It’s finally Friday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh. And don’t forget, some have emailed recently about missing a few posts. New articles appear immediately AFTER this opening paragraph. Scroll down to catch the most recent items and click on “view more articles” if it’s been a few days.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in Gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!

PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.

Yes, Yes, Yes!!!

October 19, 2007 14:07:57 Posted at October 19, 2007 14:07:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another Cate Blanchett/Giorgio Armani collaboration…and it is spectacular! Check out Cate at the Rome premiere gala of the Golden Age in a gown worthy of a queen. How many other broads could own a dress like this? A dress for an occasion, a dress that needs to be commanded and tamed, a dress that on anyone else would rule over its owner. Full Story

White and Yellow in Animal

October 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Fendi Great Wall of China fashion show – Zhang Ziyi and Kate Bosworth in super high fashion, black tights, and lots of leg. Barring the thought that something may have died in the making and hoping that it’s faux, am all over both looks. Especially ZZ’s boots. Yum. Wow. Kate Bosworth is a stunner. Full Story

Matching #1s

October 19, 2007 13:02:03 Posted at October 19, 2007 13:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Little Sci: Bottle in the Big Apple

October 19, 2007 12:34:21 Posted at October 19, 2007 12:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is the cutest! Check out Katie and Little Sci out and about in NYC as Little Sci sucks on the Xenu juice in her bottle. I. Love. Her. After too many months away in Berlin, the First Family of Scientology is back with a vengeance and pounding the pavement for publicity, doing their best to ward off whatever smutty secrets are promised to be revealed in Andrew Morton’s long-awaited unauthorised autobiography…which is why the GMD’s two best assets are being trotted out for a MiniVan Majority mobilisation. Full Story