Best Mother Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:23:42 July 7, 2008 07:23:42

Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Push Present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:04:37 July 7, 2008 07:04:37

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story

Little Sci at the parade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:36:07 July 7, 2008 06:36:07

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Her Madgesty the Homewrecker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:24:41 July 7, 2008 06:24:41

The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair with Madonna and is continuing to see her, even though her husband Guy Ritchie is in town and staying at her apartment. Full Story

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July 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:18:42 July 7, 2008 06:18:42

Happy Birthday Howard! I’m sorry to take Deb away for a few minutes every day, even on vacation! But smut is important, right? To Amy – heard it’s been a rough year… but one that is turning around! Congratulations on UVic! To Karen, returning to work today after a year on mat leave…am thinking of you today, and hoping the smut is the distraction you need, at least to get you to your daily lunch hour phone call with Janice! To Julie in Vancouver – hope your 40th birthday weekend was unforgettable! Happy birthday! Congratulations to Sam and John – am told the two of you together are “magic”. Full Story

Friday, July 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Happy 4th of July for those of you in the US. And Happy Stampede Day for those of you in Calgary! I wanted to come again this year… sigh. Have too many drinks for me, would you?

Brangelunatics will no doubt be spending their weekend keeping vigil by the internet awaiting the Holy Jolie Twins and they really needn’t bother. You think the Brange will birth their babies on a long weekend in America when everyone’s away? Not impossible, but also very doubtful.

And still Jennifer Aniston keeps fighting the unwinnable fight. Daily and detailed updates about her life on the road with John Mayer … he plays Toronto on July 7th. Will Jen come to Canada?

It’s Friday, finally! Am posting all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tim McGraw is not messing around with a mistress.

PPS. 50 Cent is not one of the boys. Neither is Mario Lopez, surprisingly.

The True Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 10:30:37 July 4, 2008 10:30:37

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

Mandy Moore: single and striped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 09:46:22 July 4, 2008 09:46:22

First photos of Mandy Moore in New York after breaking up with that f&cking loser Ryan Adams. As you can see, on the outside anyway, Mandy does not seem to be suffering too badly from their split. Which is a good thing. Contrived pseudo artists are so unworthy of tears. Remember in high school when it was cool to date a musician so you could say that your boyfriend was “in a band”? This is the only way a punk poseur like Ryan Adams can get a girl. Full Story

Some smarmy shame for your weekend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:56:08 July 4, 2008 08:56:08

Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently on holiday in London. Full Story