Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Word is Heather Mills has given Paul McCartney a £50 million ultimatum: pay me a £50 lump sum upfront with instalments of £3 million per year and I’ll shut up. Otherwise, I will unleash my Golddigging Mastery all over your ass in court and continue to the spread the lies.

See? It was never about telling the “truth” and talking about her “remarkable life”. It was about extorting him for as much as possible and using the child in between them to force him to concede. The child and her bum leg.

Of course this is a woman who is insisting on showing up for their settlement meetings with a crutch in plain view…even though a few short months ago she was gamely twirling around on a dance floor on American television.

Heather Mills is a treacherous, manipulative genius. For that she should be recognised.

Thursday – am posting all day… check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ken Paves is not leaking secrets.

Matching Dress, Booties, and Holding Hands!

October 18, 2007 14:24:52 Posted at October 18, 2007 14:24:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two faves… Maggie Gyllenhaal and Kate Winslet last night at the Hugo Boss show both in black cocktails, both wearing booties, and holding hands in the front row… So grade 7 but I want to be their friend. source Full Story

Coke Eyes and Knobby Knees

October 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss tonight arriving at Fashion Rocks in London with hungry vampire coke eyes and bony legs looking… not so edgy and even, even a little mature. Like a divorced chainsmoking Manhattan socialite who counts down to 3pm every day to crack open the liquor cabinet. I fear Kate’s “IT” is clearly passing. Full Story

LaineyMovies: Into the Wild

October 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hated the book because I couldn’t bear Chris McCandless. I still can’t bear Chris McCandless but the movie was much more tolerable. Almost enjoyable. Into the Wild was written (screenplay) and directed by Sean Penn based on the book of the same name by Jon Krakauer chronicling the extreme journey taken by an idealistic, jaded, and tragically sensitive young man who ended up dead in an abandoned bus in Alaska after living off the land for over 100 days. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

October 18, 2007 13:08:40 Posted at October 18, 2007 13:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Simplicity Suits Sienna

October 18, 2007 12:03:09 Posted at October 18, 2007 12:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller at the Interview premiere in London today with Steve Buscemi. Simple black dress, understated hair, wicked heels, barely there makeup – for once on a carpet SiSi doesn’t look awkward and no-necked. Ok…maybe a little. The full length shot of her is a great example. She really needs to stop doing that although the smile replacing the dumb ass pout works much better. Full Story

Morning Fun with The Gay and Ja’mie

October 18, 2007 11:52:09 Posted at October 18, 2007 11:52:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If the husband is the man who completes you, then the Mo is the man who understands you. Nothing like sharing giggles with my gay who habitually sends me accented YouTube links – inane and ridiculously silly clips that tickle our shallow sense of humour. Have you met Ja’mie? She’s Austalian and it’s old, but it’s a classic that will get you to Friday. Full Story

The Cover

October 18, 2007 11:50:47 Posted at October 18, 2007 11:50:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age• A startling, intimate biography of one of the biggest movie stars in the world who is constantly in the news • Two years in the making, this is the only up-to-date, exhaustively researched book about Cruise’s private as well as his public world • A fascinating portrait of Cruise’s world from early childhood to his recent public advocacy of Scientology • Includes exclusive interviews and never-before-seen pictures • Written by one of the biggest biographers in the world, who scored not one but two biographies that were #1 New York Times bestsellers ANDREW MORTON is one of the world’s best-known biographers and a leading authority on modern celebrity. Full Story

Better and Better

October 18, 2007 09:56:15 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet total gorgessity last night at a Hugo Boss event. She’s lovely, of course, and looks fantastic in the booties, but what makes a Kate sighting always great is that it doesn’t happen often. It IS possible, you see, to live life relatively privately without the cameras. And on my GirlCrush Freebie Five, Kate definitely is a keeper. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

October 18, 2007 09:33:27 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:33:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Suspended!

October 18, 2007 09:10:10 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a legally approved monitor supervising the situation. Full Story