Pam & Rick: take two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. Even more so than usual. Full Story

Two Months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 11:55:05 December 17, 2007 11:55:05

Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she wants him to pay her legal fees. Full Story

Vampire Appreciation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

Thanks to Maria for the clip. Some, if not many, will disagree. I find it hard to believe myself – three years ago, I couldn’t stand to look at him. Indeed, Marc Anthony is not only not easy on the eyes, he’s downright hideous on the eyes. But then he took JLo out of the spotlight, told her not to court the beast, and you will note, “candids” of the two of them are relatively few and far between. Full Story

Hot Dry Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 10:21:14 December 17, 2007 10:21:14

Brad Pitt stopped by Regis & Kelly today for a pretaping and was practically mobbed outside the studio. As you can see, the cold winter air is dehydrating his lips thought it’s nothing a little Jolie Jungle Sex can’t take care of. I miss Pitt Porn. Despite the December chill, however, Brad remains the hotness. Full Story

Teen Matron at the Jingle Ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 09:34:51 December 17, 2007 09:34:51

Seriously…who styles Hayden Panettiere? How does an 18 year old show up like this to the Z100 Jingle Ball??? The Jingle Ball is not a tea party. It is not an occasion for Dakota Fanning to dress up in her Sunday best. The Jingle Ball is supposed to be hip and groovin’, it is 100% a funky jeans occasion. Full Story

Hermy D Pops Zits in Public: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 09:10:32 December 17, 2007 09:10:32

Gross smut is the funniest smut…and this story had to rank. Cammy D was partying at Teddy’s in the Spring with Nicky Hilton. Of course hanging with a relation of Ebola had its consequences. Because at some point in the night, Cam hit the loo and starting busting her zits. Not sure if the puss hit the mirror but clearly Cam felt it was the right time for a facial. Full Story

Trailer Visits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:59:40 December 17, 2007 08:59:40

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Nintendo Get Up and Play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:57:56 December 17, 2007 08:57:56

Sponsored Smut supports dishy smut… And as evidenced by how Alvin & the Chipmunks fared at the box office this weekend, 2nd only to I Am Legend, family entertainment is where Hollywood is banking. So if family entertainment is your thing, click here Full Story

Posh & Becks underdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 08:23:19 December 17, 2007 08:23:19

More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story

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Posh Flesh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

Many of you have emailed about these photos in the Daily Mail – of Posh on stage in London oozing, literally, out of her Cavalli. Like the images of her saggy legs Full Story

La Fromage: Au Revoir Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:32:56 December 17, 2007 07:32:56

C’est fini! Celine’s Vegas run is officially over and, as expected, because she is Celine, she exited the stage with an extra helping of super cheese overload giving her fans what they came for. Only Celine Dion could perform on a stage with Santa Claus riding a bike. And only Celine Dion could screw her face into these expressions without bursting out laughing. Full Story

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