Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.

Snort.

Totally sums up Britney Spears.

Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!

So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.

It’s finally Friday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh. And don’t forget, some have emailed recently about missing a few posts. New articles appear immediately AFTER this opening paragraph. Scroll down to catch the most recent items and click on “view more articles” if it’s been a few days.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in Gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!

PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.

Yes, Yes, Yes!!!

October 19, 2007 14:07:57 Posted at October 19, 2007 14:07:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another Cate Blanchett/Giorgio Armani collaboration…and it is spectacular! Check out Cate at the Rome premiere gala of the Golden Age in a gown worthy of a queen. How many other broads could own a dress like this? A dress for an occasion, a dress that needs to be commanded and tamed, a dress that on anyone else would rule over its owner. Full Story

White and Yellow in Animal

October 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Fendi Great Wall of China fashion show – Zhang Ziyi and Kate Bosworth in super high fashion, black tights, and lots of leg. Barring the thought that something may have died in the making and hoping that it’s faux, am all over both looks. Especially ZZ’s boots. Yum. Wow. Kate Bosworth is a stunner. Full Story

Matching #1s

October 19, 2007 13:02:03 Posted at October 19, 2007 13:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top too. Back in the dark days of stupidity, I used to think she looked like a witch. Full Story

Little Sci: Bottle in the Big Apple

October 19, 2007 12:34:21 Posted at October 19, 2007 12:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is the cutest! Check out Katie and Little Sci out and about in NYC as Little Sci sucks on the Xenu juice in her bottle. I. Love. Her. After too many months away in Berlin, the First Family of Scientology is back with a vengeance and pounding the pavement for publicity, doing their best to ward off whatever smutty secrets are promised to be revealed in Andrew Morton’s long-awaited unauthorised autobiography…which is why the GMD’s two best assets are being trotted out for a MiniVan Majority mobilisation. Full Story

Baby…it’s good to see you

October 19, 2007 10:05:53 Posted at October 19, 2007 10:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled drama, Whitney finally, hopefully, seems in control of her life. Full Story

Ugly on Purpose

October 19, 2007 09:50:59 Posted at October 19, 2007 09:50:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been about two weeks, hasn’t? Since my Rumer’s made a blip on the gossip radar? Sounds about right. Which is why she showed up at some event last night looking like THIS. Like all the ugly atoms in her body migrated to her head and exploded in her hair. I mean I know I’m in the minority, I know most of you would believe this is the spawn of Donatella Versace… But my Rumey’s look is distinctive. Full Story

Two Spice Landing

October 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than a month to go to get their asses in gear. Full Story

Let it Begin

October 19, 2007 08:36:17 Posted at October 19, 2007 08:36:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The always impeccable Cate Blanchett in Rome promoting The Golden Age yesterday. You know what you’re thinking. Word is, from several sources, indeed she is. But enough baby bump boredom. How about those wedges? Love, love, love. source Full Story

Sequins & Chucks

October 19, 2007 08:25:51 Posted at October 19, 2007 08:25:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in an adorable strapless sequin, not paired with heels (which anyone could have done) but with matching tricked out chucks. Full Story

Always at the Mall

October 19, 2007 08:14:54 Posted at October 19, 2007 08:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There actually IS a glass ceiling for women like Tara Reid. Because although she looks clean for a change and doesn’t initially seem as though she’s fresh off a gangbang, the hint of a gangbang still always lurks underneath no matter how hard she tries to pull it together. Here’s Tara at the premiere of Reservation Road last night no doubt trying to find her way into Joaquin Phoenix’s drunk ass pants. Full Story