Saturday Night Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 10:10:00 May 8, 2008 10:10:00

Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random.  I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source                      Full Story

Canadian Beef

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 09:28:00 May 8, 2008 09:28:00

Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story

Hot Clive in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 08:23:54 May 8, 2008 08:23:54

Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost unnoticed, looking sharp in a black tux, and not wee at all. Full Story

14 Is Older Than 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:28:00 May 8, 2008 07:28:00

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 07:08:56 May 8, 2008 07:08:56

Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

Nicole’s Family Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:53:19 May 8, 2008 06:53:19

For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with Joel kissing her hand. Full Story

Kissing Ass Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:49:17 May 8, 2008 06:49:17

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

May 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 06:44:19 May 8, 2008 06:44:19

Happy Birthday to Nickie in Calgary. Heard you’re getting, um, rocked by your very own fountain of youth. Go on girl… 35 never looked so good. To Janet M from Violetta – Happy Birthday and a thousand air kisses for introducing V to my smut. Happy Birthday Katharine from Beth who will miss you so much and is sending you smutty wishes for a lovely birthday and a care-free summer. Full Story

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We had dinner last night in the Village like 3 feet away from Cindy Crawford. Up close she is as perfect as it gets. Tall and lean and gorgeous and disciplined. Nursed a glass of red wine forever, nibbled (as in 4 small bites) at her salad, and taste-tested her pasta, leaving most of it behind. I guess that’s what it takes.

Congratulations Tracey D, winner of the Ford Models Contest! There are two remaining model search dates in Calgary and Halifax. Click here for more information.

Wednesday – it’s a travel day, am blogging on the fly, refresh when you can! And People.com is posting the first exclusive Mimi wedding photos some time this morning. You think she wore a Hello Kitty garter belt?

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Boys are Back… in September!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2008 13:35:00 May 7, 2008 13:35:00

The boys of Entourage were shooting today in West Hollywood at Urth Caffe getting set for a September return. It’s been so long I can’t remember where they left off. I think it was Cannes and Medellin sucking sh*t at the festival… Plot lines are always kept pretty tight to the chest but Leighton Meester will be guest starring and nothing would please me more than seeing Turtle taming a bitch. Full Story