Not really a mullet, more an updated shag but still… Sienna’s new layers – LOVE them. It’s a sassy look…not generic and boring and long. Perfect for her sloppy style. She’s much better off the carpet, non? In fact, she actually looks really, really great in these shots, even with that awkward turtle neck. Full Story
Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. Full Story
Nicole Richie behind a giant pillow on her way from LAX to Calgary with Joel Madden. Good Charlotte is scheduled to take the stage at Stampede tonight – yee hawwww!!! Of course you know tomorrow was supposed to be the start of her DUI trial though her attorneys have now asked for an extension and there will be a hearing tomorrow to determine whether or not the extension is granted. Full Story
Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an instant classic. Full Story
It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released in theatres. Closer to the original script, it features more scenes with Hayden Christensen, is much more well rounded, and of course still includes that very provocative, rather explicit sex clip with Hayden that was purported to have been actual intercourse. Full Story
Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky peers, Scarlett seems totally in control of her own sex. Full Story
A few civilians had the opportunity to hang with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel very recently. Said she was lovely, that she talked about JT, that they are indeed a couple, and that she apparently pulled out a joint and they all smoked it. Still a massive famewhore but now I kinda like her a little more. At least she doesn’t have a pickle up her ass, you know? Full Story
They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story
Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to score a brief moment and a photo with The Virus, telling everyone that the child is Paris’s biggest fan. Full Story
On entertainment and performance value, even two years from 50, Madge is still the platinum standard.
Looked great, sounded fierce, body crazy fit RUNNING on 4 inch Louboutins, the hottest dancers, the best variety, the sharpest choreography…and the Camel Toe. It was a perfect performance. PERFECT. So if you haven’t yet, you must YouTube.
Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am knackered after a whirlwind one day trip to Calgary yesterday. Was too short a stay to get the full Cowboys experience but my love and admiration goes out to the city and its people: Calgary Stampede is a first class, world class event. Hoping for a longer visit next year but will be back in Calgary in 2 weeks for a killer party. Details to follow.
Monday, live blogging, check back often. Am writing as quickly as I can.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Eva Longoria got married… have you heard???