Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:51:48 January 31, 2008 05:51:48

It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. Full Story

Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:15:02 January 31, 2008 05:15:02

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story

Britney Committed, Sam in Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 00:00:00 January 31, 2008 00:00:00

Drama chez Spears as she kept everyone up again last night as phones rang off the hook starting just after midnight. Here’s the breakdown: - There’s been a plan in motion for days to commit Britney. This explains her parents reassertion into her life. NB - she DID NOT attempt suicide. Did. Full Story

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am en route to Phoenix today on assignment for eTalk at the Superbowl! Will try to avoid infection as Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is hosting a party. Loose rumours are flying around that JT will be celebrating his birthday on Super Thursday. Will keep you posted. Especially if Shelfy Biel decides to cling along.

Starting tonight, it’s all about the parties. Am on party duty and will be delivering the smut!

Wednesday – blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Hugh Jackman is not married to the lesbian in question in question. And not Patrick Dempsey’s either. But maybe she should be. It might fix that permascowl.

Ryan Honoured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:27:23 January 30, 2008 07:27:23

A freshly shaved Ryan Gosling last night, honoured at the Santa Barbara Film Festival for his work on the indie circuit. Prefer him a little scruffier but love that he clearly cares about clothing, without getting over “Beckham” about it. And a cheeky sense of humour too. His suit at the SAGs was the hotness. Full Story

Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:09:12 January 30, 2008 07:09:12

As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. Full Story

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“I’ve never been the one to emphasise anything on my looks…”


Said Jessica Alba to Matt Lauer on The Today Show while promoting The Eye, her new sh*t movie. Never one to trade on what she looks like… oh really?

Just a few Alba GQ photos attached below. You will note, she was not forced at gunpoint to participate in these shoots. In fact, judging from this video it actually looks like she was good and willing. But then again, GQ only features “thespians” on its cover, right?

Bitch… please!!!

It’s Tuesday, will be online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Alina: Happy 25th Birthday… Love, Agnes

PPS. And to Lara S from Paul her fiancé and getting married in May. Happy Birthday and congratulations!

How Disease Walks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 19:01:58 January 29, 2008 19:01:58

Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to live. The fight that’s buried deep inside of us, to save our species, to persevere for future generations our great civilisation – a civilisation threatened by this f&cking disease called Paris Hilton and the unspeakable evil emanating from between its legs. Full Story

My Rumey in the front row?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 14:25:55 January 29, 2008 14:25:55

Poor Rumey missed out on her chance to shine at the Golden Globes, but 2008 still holds a treasure trove of new famewhoring opportunities. Next stop… New York Fashion Week! Fashion Week kicks off Friday for Fall 2008 and Rumer Willis arrived yesterday expected to C-list her way to a front row seat at a few select shows… a sign perhaps that this season’s celebrity attendance factor probably won’t be so stellar. Full Story

Wearing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 00:00:00 January 29, 2008 00:00:00

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

A Target for My Ethics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 10:02:38 January 29, 2008 10:02:38

James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics" Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was taking off. James McAvoy likes older woman. Full Story