My Rumey Coming to Canada!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 18:41:00 April 17, 2008 18:41:00

She’s on her way to the Peg. And she even landed a job! Am so proud of my Rumey! So very proud. So who cares that she’s sharing billing with Kristin Cavallari who is probably as démodé as it gets? Who cares? Oh yeah, and Mischa Barton too. Turns out Rumey has just been confirmed to star in a movie called Wild Cherries that will shoot in Winnipeg in May. Full Story

Tomorrow!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 13:04:00 April 17, 2008 13:04:00

Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! The GMD has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In Touch splashed a titillating story on their cover, proclaiming that Katie somehow deprogrammed herself and is demanding to break free. Full Story

I Don’t Know No Gays…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:48:00 April 17, 2008 12:48:00

Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. But according to DListed.com Full Story

Have some Kabbalah with your Yoga?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:18:29 April 17, 2008 12:18:29

Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her trainer at her ultra private London gym several days in a row. Full Story

The Boil is Back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:01:08 April 17, 2008 12:01:08

SJP on a shoot today in NYC in a super cute outfit with her witch boil prominently on display. First inclination is to comment on the hair piece…but I get accused of using a hairpiece all the time, especially when my hair gets curled. For the record, it’s all mine. And want to believe it’s all hers too, although I don’t remember it being so long. Full Story

The People are Démodé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 08:31:00 April 17, 2008 08:31:00

Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year"s in April: A Fool"s Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the very few and only the “right” kind of people. Full Story

Everyone Is a Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 08:13:00 April 17, 2008 08:13:00

So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in New York and last night stepped out with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Full Story

Baby Mama Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 07:49:05 April 17, 2008 07:49:05

If you don’t worship Tina Fey, I don’t want to know you. That’s all. With Tina Fey, funny doesn’t have to be dumb, lite entertainment doesn’t have to be a stereotype, chicks don’t just care about shopping and getting married, and the alternative doesn’t have to be ugly, greasy, and overweight. Full Story

Granny at the Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:53:00 April 17, 2008 06:53:00

As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and Keith Urban were watching from a box… and at one point, across all feeds in Canada and the US, the camera panned over to Gran and Keith who were “caught” in an intimate moment. Full Story

Jakey vs Shelfy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:28:00 April 17, 2008 06:28:00

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. Specifically her paparazzi antics. Full Story

High Profile Itch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:15:35 April 17, 2008 06:15:35

London is buzzing. Gossips have been circulating the story for weeks but now a certain high profile former tabloid journalist/reality personality is yapping away about a scandal that’s on the verge of breaking concerning David Beckham’s tryst with a famous actress. Needless to say, Victoria doesn’t know. Full Story