Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.
Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.
Britney’s Piece of Me video – did you watch? Thoughts? More on that later.
Monday, am online all day, check back back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT on Holiday Detox. Also NOT Angelina Jolie.
How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. Even more so than usual. Full Story
Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she wants him to pay her legal fees. Full Story
Thanks to Maria for the clip. Some, if not many, will disagree. I find it hard to believe myself – three years ago, I couldn’t stand to look at him. Indeed, Marc Anthony is not only not easy on the eyes, he’s downright hideous on the eyes. But then he took JLo out of the spotlight, told her not to court the beast, and you will note, “candids” of the two of them are relatively few and far between. Full Story
Brad Pitt stopped by Regis & Kelly today for a pretaping and was practically mobbed outside the studio. As you can see, the cold winter air is dehydrating his lips thought it’s nothing a little Jolie Jungle Sex can’t take care of. I miss Pitt Porn. Despite the December chill, however, Brad remains the hotness. Full Story
Seriously…who styles Hayden Panettiere? How does an 18 year old show up like this to the Z100 Jingle Ball??? The Jingle Ball is not a tea party. It is not an occasion for Dakota Fanning to dress up in her Sunday best. The Jingle Ball is supposed to be hip and groovin’, it is 100% a funky jeans occasion. Full Story
Gross smut is the funniest smut…and this story had to rank. Cammy D was partying at Teddy’s in the Spring with Nicky Hilton. Of course hanging with a relation of Ebola had its consequences. Because at some point in the night, Cam hit the loo and starting busting her zits. Not sure if the puss hit the mirror but clearly Cam felt it was the right time for a facial. Full Story
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Full Story
More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, see? Am also partial to Becks in bed taking his pants OFF. Full Story