Excuse for murder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 09:18:07 September 18, 2008 09:18:07

X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. Full Story

Star Treatment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 09:03:00 September 18, 2008 09:03:00

How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Full Story

Brad, People, Gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 07:57:32 September 18, 2008 07:57:32

F7cking brilliant. Brad Pitt has contributed $100K to a campaign against California’s outrageous Proposition 8 that aims to reverse the right for homosexuals to marry in the state. Said Brad in a statement: "Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8. Full Story

Snapface at the corral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 07:28:27 September 18, 2008 07:28:27

Is it just me or is Snappy’s face a little less taut? Wait. Never mind. She smiled. That sh*t is about to torpedo all the way back to the ranch. Microderm abrasion every day? This is Renee Zellweger at last’s night Appaloosa premiere posing as hard as Posh. I’ve seen this in person – when Renee works the carpet it’s like she’s at the gym. Full Story

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The Tom Clock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 06:19:56 September 18, 2008 06:19:56

It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and gloomy every time the paps shoot her solo, suddenly KatE lights up when her little man rounds the corner. Full Story

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September 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 06:12:15 September 18, 2008 06:12:15

Happy 24th Birthday Meg with love from your mom Cheryl. Masters in Film and Media Studies? At Western? My alma mater! Wishing you so much fun this year…and try to squeeze in some studying too, ok? To Tracey from your sister Julie who can’t wait for Provence and a visit with the Brange? Nah. Full Story

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Three for three – I’m out. For the third week in a row, 90210 is the pure sh*ts. In the battle of network pets, Gossip Girl wins hands down. Promos are now being played for next week’s episode. Nothing better than a break up gone ugly…especially on the Upper East Side. Sweet Serena was making us all sick anyway…

What’s up Regina? Am headed there today for a quick shoot. Weather ok?

Wednesday – new posts all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Rachel Weisz is not being managed.

PPS. Blowing second chances is not Lindsay Lohan, though it totally could be. Also not Eva Mendes.


More than the hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 14:44:57 September 17, 2008 14:44:57

This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember thinking to myself one day when he picked me up from school that he could braid it, it was so long. Full Story

Little Sci’s little bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 13:09:32 September 17, 2008 13:09:32

Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all her energies to rehearsals and to caring for Little Sci in the evenings. Full Story

Waiting for Grey’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 12:39:53 September 17, 2008 12:39:53

Are you? Gave up on it when it jumped the shark but Duana was like – just watch after the writer’s strike and surprisingly the final 3 episodes of last season sorta brought it back. One week to go – Grey’s Anatomy is back on Thursday and Meredith and Derek are finally together. Full Story

Hello Posh dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 10:27:25 September 17, 2008 10:27:25

You know she designs “haute couture” now, right? A debut collection of 10 dresses shown in New York last week that Vogue incomprehensibly called “one of the hottest things going in New York.” Anna Wintour must be trying to sleep with David Beckham. Two of Victoria’s items are showcased in this week’s issue of Hello Canada  Full Story