Looking for a Place to Pee

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will LOVE this… exclusive dish on John Mayer last night. Put it this way – if I were Minka Kelly, his supposed new girlfriend, I would NOT be assuming her relationship with him is serious. Not even close. So he was hanging out at the Box last night with Sherrod Small from VH1’s Best Week Ever (who apparently only talks about the fact that he’s on VH1’s Best Week Ever) ogling women together and apparently really not looking so hot. Full Story

My Gwyneth Surrounded by Hotness

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my report last week, the shooting schedule will NOT be long… though it’s not Chris she can’t stay away from, it’s her children. Full Story

The Grand Dame of Golddiggery

October 12, 2007 09:19:10 Posted at October 12, 2007 09:19:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time and again, she pushes the limits of her craft, redefining and perfecting Golddiggery at every turn. KFed and his Junior (the one who married Tori Spelling) should be watching and learning. Heather Mills is a genius. So she and Paul were expected to nail down their divorce agreement yesterday with an offer from him for a reported 60 million pounds – over $120 million – and a commitment from both sides not to publicly discuss their private affairs. Full Story

Chicken Fried Rude!

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The court heard her request and found a compromise: Britney will be allowed one overnight visit a week with her babies but the supervising monitor will NOT be her mother. She’ll apparently have to get over her “trust issues”. All parties seemed to agree yesterday’s developments were a step in the right direction. Full Story

A Loopy Three Whiskers

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, a very beautiful woman at his side. Full Story

Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

October 12, 2007 06:32:57 Posted at October 12, 2007 06:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Below attached is the album cover for Divindylle, the new release from Vanessa Paradis. Also included are promotional photos for the album.

So who painted this piece – an imitation, if you will, of the work of Gustav Klimt who is one of Vanessa’s favourite artists?

Johnny…that’s who.

You’re quivering even harder now, aren’t you?

But…ahem… does it look a little like KM? Just asking. And thanks to Yvonne in Hong Kong for sending it along.

In Rainbows… Radiohead… been listening for 24 hours straight. It gets better every time - killer music to go along with a killer book. Am intensely in love with a new book. So intense that if the book were a man, I’d drop my entire life and run off with him…you know how that is? Am tempted to stay in bed all day and finish.

Le sigh.

Unfortunately, Chicken Fried has other plans.

Thursday – blogging all day long!

Yours in gossip,



In Sharp Contrast to the Unfunny Douche

October 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right now – late afternoon in Toronto – Joshua Jackson is shooting his new movie in East Toronto. Super low key. There’s a craft services table, no trailer, no super star amenities, and between filming a scene where he’s riding an old little bike around, he’s been spotting just hanging out with the crew. Full Story

Unplugged and Beautiful

October 11, 2007 13:39:24 Posted at October 11, 2007 13:39:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Freshfaced, not sign of her mother’s tacky ass designs, and therefore unbelievably beautiful – check out Beyonce in NYC last night after dinner. Am all over the turban, the turban totally works. And the tight jeans. And the accessories. And even the shoes. Now what are the chances Tina Knowles created those shoes? source Full Story