The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 12:17:06 July 24, 2008 12:17:06

Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of pace… We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. Full Story

Bad Haired and Bug-Eyed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 08:22:45 July 24, 2008 08:22:45

Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first: He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 07:40:49 July 24, 2008 07:40:49

Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly. Full Story

Where’s Téa?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 07:15:00 July 24, 2008 07:15:00

David Duchovny at the X-Files premiere last night and his wife Téa Leoni does not appear to be with him…which isn’t a big deal, only there have been loud whispers for months about his rumoured infidelity. And he’s been acting like a single man on the set of Californication, even after the cameras stop rolling. Full Story

Posh Hates Scully?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 07:06:57 July 24, 2008 07:06:57
Photos:
WENN

Premiere of the new X-Files movie went down last night in LA and a pregnant Gillian Anderson absolutely glowed on the carpet. She’s a crazy bitch but I love that she doesn’t know how to pose. I love that she looks like a normal person. And beautiful. Love even more her story about Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Brad Hates Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:52:12 July 24, 2008 06:52:12

As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they play in the garden, those images are immediately purchased and published. Full Story

Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:38:00 July 24, 2008 06:38:00

Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story

July 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 06:18:52 July 24, 2008 06:18:52

Happy 26th Birthday Ashley R! PS. Hanson fan? Really??? For Jose in Iraq from your sister JoJo: I love and miss you and want to thank you for all you have done for your niece.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks fever has officially taken over Toronto. He arrived yesterday in advance of the MLS All-Star Game on Thursday – was sighted at practice (attached) and also supposedly at Irish Embassy late last night rebuffing advances by hopeful skanky Rebecca Loos wannabes. Unfortunately for the girls, they were promptly told to beat it. Shame.

The official Players’ Party goes down tonight at Muzik where Becks will likely continue to be on his best behaviour. Keep you posted.

It’s Wednesday – am in Toronto for a few, blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.

Tabloid Wars: People vs Us/Sienna vs Rosetta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 12:59:56 July 23, 2008 12:59:56

Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly Full Story