Rachel > Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:20:16 May 6, 2008 08:20:16

He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not screaming for HIM. Half the outlets, in fact, couldn’t care less. Full Story

Ashley > MKO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:13:33 May 6, 2008 08:13:33

As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks assy in photos? How about exponentially worse in person? And standing next to her sister didn’t help either. Full Story

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The Gossip Boys at the Met

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 06:20:36 May 6, 2008 06:20:36

A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it. In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. Full Story

Le Karl & Kate: The Hunger Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:56:52 May 6, 2008 05:56:52

Kate Bosworth’s eye makeup was exquisite. And her dress too. My favourite shoes of the night and the complete opposite of what Emmy Rossum tries to recycle over and over and over again. Which is why Emmy is not worthy of Karl’s company. Kate was wearing Chanel. She walked with Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

The Subdued New Mrs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:50:15 May 6, 2008 05:50:15

It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or Tina Knowles. Full Story

This Love Brings Her Curves Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:29:00 May 6, 2008 05:29:00

Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have returned and tonight at the Met she put them on display. Full Story

Black, White, Dots, and Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:22:00 May 6, 2008 05:22:00

It’s about knowing what suits you, right? What Sarah wore tonight was fun and free and respectful of the occasion…with a dash of personality too. Am all over the striped cut-off gloves clashing with the polka dots. Loved the way she stalked the carpet too. Like she was having the biggest laugh just being there and she wasn’t trying too hard to be something she isn’t. Full Story

Hardly Anyone Cared

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 04:55:00 May 6, 2008 04:55:00

Seriously… I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the press line were like – oh yeah, Janet Jackson. Full Story

Wonder Woman Underneath

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 04:50:24 May 6, 2008 04:50:24

The theme was superheros but many celebrities played it safe. It was Christina Ricci then who took the inspiration and ran with a sense of humour. Beneath the pink was a Wonder Woman suit that sucked in every inch. It was amazing. Her ass was amazing. Totally appropriate, very chic, and very, very sexy. Full Story

The Regal Julia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 04:30:12 May 6, 2008 04:30:12

The hysteria around Julia Roberts is definitely not what it once was. And she wants it that way. She took herself away from the spotlight, she tried to atone for homewrecking on Vera, and she birthed her babies on a paparazzi-free plot of land in New Mexico. In the years she was in seclusion, the landscape of Hollywood changed. Full Story

May 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 04:14:10 May 6, 2008 04:14:10

Happy Birthday Kim from Melissa... you"re my best friend and the most fun gossip! To Mosha who successfully bid for the Carlie Wong that I wore at the Junos! Bitch! You look better in it than I did! For Nicole and Andrea and Mom… they know they are so unbelievably lucky to have a Mom like you who’s so much fun to talk to, so supportive, and so smutty too! Sending you all my best. Full Story