The Hills: the Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 11:00:52 April 10, 2008 11:00:52

Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The biggest bitch according to my sources is Whitney, followed in close second by Audrina. Full Story

Warner/Flare Juno Party Swag Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 10:07:29 April 10, 2008 10:07:29

So we went to the Warner Music Canada/Flare party on Sunday night after the Junos because… I’m not going to lie – we heard they had the best gift bags. My swag is your swag, remember? I’m keeping the chocolate though. By the time I came home, it was late and I had to blog so I ate all the Cadbury that came with the gifts. Full Story

Natalie & Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 09:01:00 April 10, 2008 09:01:00

Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. Full Story

Nicole’s Nose and Breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 08:36:05 April 10, 2008 08:36:05

I have a nose thing. And I’ve just realised Nicole Richie has a killer nose! LOVE her nose! Here she is with her dad and little sister at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood looking so beautiful and so healthy. It’s been three months since Little Harlow was born. Three months and Nicole has not reverted to starvation mode. Full Story

Live Like Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 08:04:00 April 10, 2008 08:04:00

I love him. When he’s a mean motherf*cker I love him even more. How can you NOT love Karl Lagerfeld??? Jezebel has just excerpted a new article with Karl from Hong Kong’s prestige magazine in which Karl honours us with a glimpse into his mind. Full Story

Three Whisker Charity Case

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:48:00 April 10, 2008 07:48:00

The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Full Story

Natalie’s New Cliché

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:35:00 April 10, 2008 07:35:00

His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well. Full Story

An Engagement and An Opportunity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:23:00 April 10, 2008 07:23:00

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Say Yes to Marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:18:38 April 10, 2008 07:18:38

Love a couple that can find each other again. And you can’t say they haven’t tried. Four months after filing for divorce and experimenting with others, including Sean with supermodel Petra Nemcova just 6 weeks ago, he and Robin are reconciling very publicly. Sean dedicated a song to her during an Eddie Vedder performance the other night. Full Story

April 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:01:46 April 10, 2008 07:01:46

To Katie – Happy Birthday from Jessie! She’s sorry she didn’t sent this earlier… blame the undergrad workload! And just to make up for it… here’s a blast from Bennifer past. I miss them too! Many, many thanks to Stacey M and Marcie in Calgary for all your kind work on Thursday night at BLVD for gossip night. Full Story