Under the tutelage of Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson is all about big hair, loud lips, too much makeup, and overcheese. Curiously enough, for the last few weeks, Ken Paves has been remarkably absent, replaced by another Mo called Harley Pasternak, Jessica’s trainer who seems to have exerted a rather positive influence. Full Story
After a well documented and photographed trip to Europe joining Pipsqueak on tour, standing blithely by with her Shelf Ass as he cussed and spat at his fans, Jessica Biel is back in LA doing what she does best: getting “caught” by the paps running errands, picking up her dry cleaning in a flattering outfit, and of course walking her dogs at the park showing off her trademark toned and taut body and of course at the beach as the wind whips through her hair and caresses her skin… All captured “inadvertently”, of course. Full Story
A clean and sober Lindsay Lohan continues to kick back in Malibu following her Promises exit. Here she is yesterday on a coffee run at the local market. Cute dress. A diseased and dirty Paris Hilton continues to celebrate her release from prison and, also in Malibu, is planning a huge bender tonight, because sunning herself in Hawaii and throwing parties is exactly the dramatic character change she referred to on Larry King Live. Full Story
In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like he was having a good time, genuinely enjoying himself, not constipated and boring…not quite quiverating, certainly not even close to the Hotness on Horse, but not entirely unsexy either. Full Story
You know what’s sad about Britney – in a long, long, long list of sad things about Britney? Britney actually thinks she’s smart, clever, and funny, like that dude at a party with all the hardy har har bad jokes. Kinda like my husband. My husband is the quintessential Bad Joke at the Party Guy – the guy who makes the obvious comment, the comments about poo or farting or sex. Full Story
Good to be home and finally settled but if I hadn’t run out of money, my Chinese ass would still be in London. Perhaps a permanent move one day? Practically lived at Topshop as it is and am already used to the rain in Vancouver. But at least in London there’s actually a proper transit system. And Busaba Eathai in Soho - best Thai ever. Liver and mashed at Balans, dirty greasy breakfast at the Piccolo in Shepherd Market, mohitos at Floridita – love, love, loved it all. If you live there now, you know. But if you don’t and you plan to visit… you must.
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Yours in gossip,
Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his sh-t as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of a vicious bitch beating fan today. Full Story
This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story
Emma Watson at the London premiere of OoTP this afternoon. Cute blue cocktail, very age appropriate and she doesn’t look like a proper skank 10 years older. How refreshing. When I interviewed her she mentioned she was attending fitting after fitting and had a boatload of clothes on the go for “publicity”. Full Story
source Can’t even remember seeing Sofia Coppola not wearing black. But have a look – Sofia is utter gorgessity at the Dior event yesterday in a bold splash of colour. The dude with her is the baby father. Love the red clutch clashing with the pink, love the minimal makeup, love the bangle, love the hair, love love love it all. Full Story