Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me. Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking the heavens for some tranquility. Full Story
Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story
Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story
OK she is, but not this time. Diddy and Kim Porter have split, tabloids are blaming his relationship with Sienna Miller after they supposedly rekindled it post Concert for Diana. But as much as I love to rag on Skitty, my sources say they are seriously just friends. At least they were on Saturday. Sienna had yet to see Diddy when she arrived at Wembley. Full Story
Pervy, I know. But still… an Australian magazine has printed a few of the much ballyhooed sexytime shots of Nick and Nessa on vacay and as you can see from Nick’s face, something is definitely, definitely goin’ on down there. And he is definitely, definitely enjoying himself! Love it. Full Story
For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story
Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday at Lilo’s Fourth of July bash, knowing she’d make a splash of her own and steal away a little of Lindsay’s thunder. Full Story
With EXACTLY a week to go before her scheduled court date on DUI charges, Nicole Richie has landed the cover of Us Weekly – 12 weeks pregnant and perhaps engaged, ending weeks of BabySpec and perfectly timed too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Don’t doubt for a second she wasn’t intentionally whipping it into a frenzy. Full Story
What’s worse than being in love with a junkie? How about getting dumped by one? Apparently the reason Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are on the outs is because HE wanted it so. Something about her suffocating him, ringing him all the time and berating him on the phone – Kate is supposedly a clinger and alternates between desperately trying to get him back and changing the locks on her front gate. The latest fleeting moment of self worth occurred just today – movers have been seeing loading Pete’s sh-t into a truck and carting it away. Come tomorrow she’ll probably be licking his open sores again.
All of them stupid twats: Britney, Lindsay, Avril… but not Christina Aguilera. Not drug addicted, not an obnoxious douche, the consummate professional...and now expecting her first child with that nice fellow she married. Well done.
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Yours in gossip,
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Christina Ricci rockin’ a shorter bob… seen here at the end of May during a press conference in Berlin for the upcoming Speed Racer and again the other day at LAX being greeted by her long time boyfriend, the dude who played Chandler’s creepy roommate now with a recurring role on Entourage - can’t be bothered to learn his name. Full Story