Do it for RDJ!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:14:40 May 2, 2008 08:14:40

Iron Man opens today… and the reviews are in! They LOVE Robert Downey Jr! And as a result, Iron Man has scored an incredibly impressive 94% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes with gushing comments from the top critics in America: Downey"s richly human performance as a reformed rake who relies on his intelligence, feels both personal and genuinely fresh. Full Story

When Ellen Talks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:10:28 May 2, 2008 08:10:28

Ellen Pompeo is a prickly bitch. At the same time, she won’t throw you a canned answer if you ask the right ones. Ellen sat down with Entertainment Weekly for an interview about Grey’s Anatomy and she pretty much conceded that Season 3 was total garbage. Full Story

Cammie Comes Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:07:09 May 2, 2008 08:07:09

Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens next Friday. Can it take down Iron Man? Cammie vs Gwynnie! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Mimi Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:04:50 May 2, 2008 08:04:50

Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it BEFORE signing a prenup! See what happens when you lose too much weight too quickly? You fry your brain! As for the ring drama and whether or not he recycled the same ring he used for Selita Ebanks – it was confirmed that Nick purchased Mimi’s ring from Jacob & Co: pink diamonds, 17 carats worth $2. Full Story

May 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:02:26 May 2, 2008 08:02:26

Congratulations Ashlene on the new job!!! An office with a view? It’s well deserved. I have no shame…I’ll be asking for a hook up! Happy Birthday Shauna – it’s been a LONG time! Thanks for continuing to support my smut. I’ve no doubt you look amazing in the Sweet Chemise Charm. Full Story

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How does Madonna make the Pipsqueak so desirable? Did you watch last night? At the Roseland Ballroom, her Madgesty killed it and Justin Timberlake quivered it. Madonna being Madonna, she’s probably already all over him for wasting his time on a Shelf Ass. Can Jessica Biel’s Stage Five cling withstand the powerful persuasion of Madonna herself?

Thursday – nothing to do but blog today. Check back often. New riddle en route. And don’t forget about your Chucks.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Johnny Knoxville is not gay but broke. Don’t forget, it was Johnny who taught Jessica Simpson about her favourite number.

Chess for Dumb People

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 17:07:06 May 1, 2008 17:07:06

Adorable! It’s like Chess For Dumb People… killed me. As you know, Kanye LOVES Connect 4. He challenged Jonah Hill the other day to a game. Click here for the clip the clip. Everyone seems slamdunk convinced that Kanye is more than a maybe gaybe and will be outed in that homos in hip hop book Full Story

The GMD and All His Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 16:40:00 May 1, 2008 16:40:00

Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story

The Truth & The Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 12:49:00 May 1, 2008 12:49:00

Remember when James Frey dared to f&ck with the Almighty Opes? Remember the wrath she rained down on his embellishing ass when she found out his book was a work of fiction rather than a memoir? I don’t agree with what James Frey did (I repeat…he was WRONG) but I was even more disgusted by the public beating she subjected him to by inviting him onto her show to atone for his sins. Full Story

RDJ on the List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 11:22:00 May 1, 2008 11:22:00

Yeah. It’s time. He’s incredible in the movie and after seeing him on talk show after talk show this week, Robert Downey Jr can come over any time. Any. Time. It’s the charisma. It’s the dry sense of humour. It’s the way he flirts, even the way he flirts with men without a trace of the gay… you know how that is? It’s the hint of danger, it’s the fact that he’s infinitely more interesting than a boy 15 years younger. Full Story

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