Best Recovery: The GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 08:40:19 January 28, 2008 08:40:19

You can kick him and punch him, you can expose him for a freak, but the GMD, like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, is as resilient as a cockroach. Simply put…he cannot be vanquished. What’s more, every temporary setback only makes him stronger. So he skipped the carpet last night, doesn’t look like KatE was with him, and showed up to present the major award of the evening to the cast of No Country for Old Men. Full Story

Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you know, the way these two go at it…it’s like porn for me. Full Story

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Worst Yellow: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Another girl who tries so painfully hard so painfully often. Only in her case, there aren’t enough opportunities. Which is why the layered flutter is so over and still Kate Beckinsale couldn’t help herself…still she had to wear the layered flutter dress, almost as though she’s been keeping it on hold since 2007, desperate for an occasion to wear it, only now it’s embarrassingly too late. Full Story

Best Yellow: Vanessa L Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Crazy ass body. And what a crazy ass comeback. Girl deserves a SAG just for putting up with that douchebag Rick Fox. So here’s Vanessa wearing every inch of this Escada and celebrating her 40s. 44 to be exact. But it may as well be 35, non?  Full Story

Worst Hair: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by Dolly Parton’s character in Steel Magnolias? SOOO disappointing. Full Story

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Best Hair: Javier Bardem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story

Best Hair: America Ferrera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

The makeup, the dress, the brooch on the shoulder, the hair – last night, she was head to toe perfection. America Ferrera making couture curvy… do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do you wish she’d loan out her stylist to Nikki Blonsky? Someone who can do that bodacious body some justice? Seriously, that dress was for the prom. Full Story

Best Hanbok: Sandra Oh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

If you’ve been to a Korean wedding, you’ve likely seen a Hanbok – the traditional ceremonial dress modified here for a Hollywood awards show. LOVE it. Not so much her hair…but am all over her bringing a little culture to the carpet, especially in advance of Lunar New Year celebrations. Full Story

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The following articles were originally posted January 28th but went missing due to a temporary glitch. Pushing them back to Sunday is a temporary fix.

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

 

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Worst Overkill: Debra Messing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

The hair, the posing, the moment she stepped foot on the carpet, she was EXPECTING to be noticed. Only she had to slap you in the face to grab your attention. I mean, what else can you say? Sit DOWN Debra Messing.  Full Story

Best Overkill: Chandra Wilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Chandra Wilson - one of the few bright lights on Grey’s Anatomy holding a sh*t ass show together in gold and striped and so adorable – great actors can play dress up and still be taken seriously, see? Ellen Page could stand to learn from Chandra Wilson, non? And above all, she looks like she’s having a great time. Full Story